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Who will win the debate?
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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

The way to defeat ISIS is through economics, and cutting off their oil profits. Trump should bring up the recent ISIS defector.

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Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
donald trump is like me during a job interview


"i've done X and other stuff as well"

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
I wish I knew who the woman is that is shriek-cheering for torture.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
"they will not have the right to remain silent"

welp

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
our drowning cages are not up to code

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
I love the doublethink that our military is in shambles because Obama is gutting it but our military is the greatest fighting force in world history, nobody can step to us.

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004
they are going to Cuba and we will find out everything....

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/708122945873248256

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
wait Marco, how is the army going to find and destroy Isis

are we invading someone

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
he just said he'd follow the laws you disingenuous poo poo how hard is it to understand that the whole donald trump thing is just stream of consciousness rambling into a microphone until the wheels turn to the actual correct or incorrect answer

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
That is some legit terrifying poo poo Trump is espousing.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
ah yes, noted weak military: The USA

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
I feel like Trump continuing to remain composure has left his opponents baffled even if quiet Trump is less compelling

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Rubio - We will do it legally, but we won't put them into court just to gitmo

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
We never* targeted** innocent civilians***

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

loving Rubio standing there talking sensibly about not targeting civilians and family members and then goes ahead and declares they'll get their intel from torture. :sigh:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Thundercracker posted:

Holy poo poo. Trump is not bullshitting on his Islamophobia. I truly believe he will gently caress muslims hard if he becomes president. This isn't funny anymore.

This poo poo hasn't been funny since July.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

I just love that Trump's response to "would you commit war crimes" is "well they wouldn't be war crimes if we just changed the law"

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

smallest air force ever? Wow, we are down to 1770's levels

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
CHINA BAD MUSLIMS BAD

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Sheesh Marco can't even throw in a mention of the CIA bakesale? Gotta raise the money to fight terrorists somehow

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
We've never targeted civilians??? News to me

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Joementum posted:

How exactly has the CIA been "hamstrung"? I honestly have no clue.

they cant shove hummus up peoples asses in gitmo anymore

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum posted:

How exactly has the CIA been "hamstrung"? I honestly have no clue.

I mean, aside from their decades-long streak of incompetence. That's a given

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm going to purchase 1,000 F-35s - Ted Cruz

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all
Cruz is loving up hard, this isn't going to help him in the primary.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Marco Rubio sounds like the Mark Wahlberg impersonator from Doug Loves Movies

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

Fact check on that? Lyin' Ted at it again.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Fullhouse posted:

i feel like ISIS does not mass-drown people in big steel cages like Bond villains, where the gently caress did that come from?

They did, actually. You can watch it on livelink! Yay!

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
LET'S SEE IF THE SAND GLOWS IN THE MIDDLE EAST

but we won't kill innocent civilians no sir

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

oh gently caress you Ted Cruz with your 'incendiary' bullshit

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004
...it's true there are millions of Muslims that want to kill us

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Majorian posted:

I wish I knew who the woman is that is shriek-cheering for torture.

Did they let Ann Coulter into the audience?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Republicans are so furious that political relations have warmed with Iran.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Joementum posted:

How exactly has the CIA been "hamstrung"? I honestly have no clue.

Uh, maybe you've heard of Barack HUSSEIN Obama? :smug:

Ted Cruz doesn't target civilians, he just doesn't give a poo poo if they get killed during his carpet bombings.

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Cruz, you are such a shithead.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Zaphod42 posted:

Did they let Ann Coulter into the audience?

I don't think she can hit notes that high.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

tuning in late, what'd i miss

nothing, poo poo is boring as hell.

It'd odious talking points minus any of the WWE stuff

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/708123394563284993

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SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
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Mr. Nemo posted:

We never* targeted** innocent civilians***

Carpet bombing doesn't count as targetting, and suspected terrorists aren't civilians. Something along these lines, yes?

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