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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > GOP Miami Debate March 10th, 8.30 PM EST CNN: The Highest Steaks Yet
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SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Mr. Nemo posted:

We never* targeted** innocent civilians***

Carpet bombing doesn't count as targetting, and suspected terrorists aren't civilians. Something along these lines, yes?

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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Why would america need a military bigger than what they had in WW2?

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Cruz is gonna glass Palestine

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Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

Majorian posted:

LET'S SEE IF THE SAND GLOWS IN THE MIDDLE EAST

but we won't kill innocent civilians no sir

Rubio "I'll just use precision carpet bombing"

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/zackbeauchamp/status/708124033414352896

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Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Go suck of Sisi some more, you fuckin' blowhard.

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Yes, take a swing at him Trump

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/zackbeauchamp/status/708124033414352896

and see if sand can glow

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
 "We've never targeted innocent civilians and we aren't going to" is the best thing Ted Cruz has ever said, and its applause was so weak you could barely hear it.

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
 what is this booing

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

 Trump getting booed and jeered for pretending to care about Israel ahahahahahah

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The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


 Kah-May-Nee!!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Ahaha, boos for Pro-Israel? Is this real life?

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The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

 Talks about war crimes are stupid. We create a ton of collateral damage, and we send terrorist captives to other countries to be tortured so we don't have to do it.

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Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

Dahn posted:

...it's true there are millions of Muslims that want to kill us

It's true that there are millions of us that want to kill Muslims

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
What? He just got booed for being pro-Israel????

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Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
"I know jewish people"

*clapping*

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Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.
We never targetted civilians because any arab male aged 18-45 carrying a quran is considered an enemy combatant

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
VERY Jewish

*applause*

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Iucounu
May 12, 2007


 I was the Grand Wiz... Marshall

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Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

 man imagining if this was happening back in november, it might've been competitive

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Grand WIzard?

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DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


 stormfront melting down right now

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The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord
Some of my best kids are Jewish.

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Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(

DeepDickPizza posted:

What? He just got booed for being pro-Israel????

No, he got booed by people that don't believe him

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

DeepDickPizza posted:

What? He just got booed for being pro-Israel????

pulled the jewish daughter card

was expecting that if he ever got attacked for his neutrality stance

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
 I was the grand high marshal of that ki-I mean Jew parade!

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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

DeepDickPizza posted:

What? He just got booed for being pro-Israel????

this rules

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tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE

Jerusalem posted:

Ahaha, boos for Pro-Israel? Is this real life?

He's getting booed because people know he's lying

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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

 unsurprisingly, having Jewish grandchildren gets a good response in Florida

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Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
 Just gets scarier and scarier

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
He first credential is being grand marshall of a parade. This is the Trump I love.

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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

 I see some /pol/iticians are in the audience

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Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

 It's real sad that the only attacks that are getting traction is Trump failing to poo poo on Palestinians enough

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Tortoiseburger
Mar 27, 2007

The Finest of the Tortoise
Look, I love Israel, I've personally felated Ariel Sharon. I am Israel.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 "I would break the deal with Iran" :aaa:

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GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
"Yeah, I'll just con the Palestinians into thinking I'm neutral. They don't have TVs, right?"

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

The Kingfish posted:

Kah-May-Nee!!

you can tell he practiced it phonetically for hours

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


 how does /pol/ justify their love of trump with this stuff

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TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
 Does the Art of the Deal involve giving away all your negotiation tactics months before?

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