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Who will win the debate?
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Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
LMAO oh my fuckin' god

Is the water rising? OR IS THE LAND SINKING!? :lost:

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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I hope on his behalf that he has something else crazy in his pocket because this is a flat, flaaaaat showing for him and the press will brutalize him for it if given time to ruminate.

They won't, three words:

Dr.

Ben

CARSON

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

What happened to America being a world leader, Rubio?

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
sorry florida, youre hosed

*crowd chuckles, applauses*

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Rising oceans is not a reality, they are not rising.

They are not rising.

2015 was not the hottest year record.

This is such nonsense.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
"Well, the climate's always been changing." :shrug:

*audience cheers*

Nuke Florida from orbit, Jesus Christ.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Miami politician: *Shrug* Can't change the weather

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Another reason the climate is changing is because Barack Obama is black.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

mannerup posted:

"we cant pass a law to change the weather"

if only it was that easy :smith:

look if you can't fix it immediately with just a piece of paper why even try to do anything

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

Jerusalem posted:

What happened to America being a world leader, Rubio?

He said America will fix it but china is going to gently caress us

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Every single Republican voter needs to be rounded up and put in prison, because they are literally threats to the country at this point.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

paranoid randroid posted:

"i will let florida drown" - marpo boobio

rubio 2016

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

but china gets to do it :qq:

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Majorian posted:

What Kasich is saying about Ukraine could literally bring about the end of the world.

Just humanity, the world will continue on and probably improve in time.

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
"We can't do absolutely nothing about climate change. Embrace chaos"

Marco Rubio

Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.
Honestly this is the biggest tragedy of the masses when it comes to climate change.
"China and India will keep on polluting so we shouldn't change our ways either."

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i support marco rubios plan to sink florida beneath the waves

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Rubio: "We're hosed so why bother"

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

gently caress you Rubio

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

poo poo's already hosed and will get worse so why not just roll with it motherbitches? - rubio

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

Rubio to Mayor of Miami : Get a canoe

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The Trump campaign is now sending FACT CHECK emails to reporters.

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/708130500943155201

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
Everyone else pollutes and cuts off heads, what are we doing?

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
Rubio going with Trump's trademark "he's a good friend"

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

"Other countries are gonna gently caress the earth up, so why not us too"

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord

paranoid randroid posted:

i support marco rubios plan to sink florida beneath the waves

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Rubio - "You're just hosed deal with it nerd"

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
"america is not a planet"

...yet

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Vox Nihili posted:

Just humanity, the world will continue on and probably improve in time.

Well, most life would probably also be extinguished, at least for a few million years, but I take your point.

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
This is a horrible, deceptive, dispiriting, immoral argument from Rubio about climate change.

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice
Rubio just said he can't do anything about global warming even if it's real,

in Miami,

Either the entire state believes him, or hes fuuuuuuuuuuucked.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
Look China and India are just gonna keep burning coal so why should we even fuckin try

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
Pessimism, yay

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
As a meteorologist this is really stupid to listen to.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
https://twitter.com/DemsRRealRacist/status/708128268159819776

saints gambit
Apr 8, 2004
a donut with no holes is a danish

Mystic_Shadow posted:

Those shifty Cubans would just vote Democrat based on decades of communist brainwashing! We can't make them a state

Oh hell, it doesn't matter. It's Trump. He could claim you were taking all their Doctors and that it was a great deal for eldercare, run some verbal echolalia over the numbers, point to a steak and sod off home early to gently caress a supermodel.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

lmfao Rubio's argument on climate change is literally just give up and hope it goes away

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Maybe it's okay if sea levels rise and drown Florida? Yeah?

Nice try Kasich, you're a man of no party.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Families in South Florida, in water up to their waists, worrying about the electric bill

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

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