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Who will win the debate?
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Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


paranoid randroid posted:

"i will let florida drown" - marpo boobio

he's got my vote now

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Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Amsterdam figured it out, you dipshit.

throw everyone into the everglades and let nature take it's course.

BouncingBuckyBalls
Feb 15, 2011
Every other country is polluting and as Americans it is our duty to do it bigger and better than others, not prevent it.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Epic High Five posted:

"Our city is going to be underwater in 10 years please at least say that this is a thing that is happening" - Miami mayorman

"Nah." -Marco Rubio

Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.

SirPablo posted:

As a meteorologist this is really stupid to listen to.

ditto

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i will vote for a candidate that will destroy florida

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
what if scientists just started calling the climate a creation of isis, or possibly palestine

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



When America is literally Water World I want whatever civilization is left to create a documentary drama where Marco Rubio is a villain.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
We're gonna have to take a commercial break while somebody explains the seasons to the republican candidates.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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CubsWoo posted:

what if scientists just started calling the climate a creation of isis, or possibly palestine

war on weather

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


kasich with the not terribleness again

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SirPablo posted:

As a meteorologist this is really stupid to listen to.

Wait till one of them says,"LOL it's just the weather!"

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
I will not destroy the economy by passing these imaginary solutions nobody is proposing!

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
We just don't know how much power we use!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

CubsWoo posted:

what if scientists just started calling the climate a creation of isis, or possibly palestine

can't bomb climate change, or take its oil

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



"What kind of hippie poo poo would ask us to shepherd the Earth? Some chinaman is just going to dirty it up"

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Whoa why did they just give Cruz a softball instead of fuckin' climate change

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Cruz cares what the rest of the world thinks, he's a liberal!

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Apologies!?!? OH GOD NO

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

oh my god the Winston Churchill bust

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
Wait, he returned a bust?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

CubsWoo posted:

what if scientists just started calling the climate a creation of isis, or possibly palestine

i will torture nature until we win

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

FadingChord posted:

he's got my vote now

yeah, that's a compelling promise actually

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
what the gently caress is Cruz saying, and how does it relate to the question

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
SLIME MAN SLIMES ALONG

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

CubsWoo posted:

what if scientists just started calling the climate a creation of isis, or possibly palestine

That would be our last, best chance to save our planet.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Whenever I start to almost feel bad for one of these guys as a person, I see them deny climate change and remember that they are all garbage

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Make America A Planet Again

Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013

Cruz answer to the question? BLAME OBAMA!

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

what world does cruz live in

SentSix
Jul 19, 2001

SAINT REAGAN!!!

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

paranoid randroid posted:

i will torture nature until we win

#waterboardclimatechange

lfield
May 10, 2008
lol the rest of the world loves obama

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


the bust of winston churchill :qq: :qq: :qq:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
AW YE YALL, GET READY FOR THE GREATEST HITS OF 2010 - THE MOTHER loving OBAMA APOLOGY TOUR!!!

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
So which specific low-level foreign dude told Cruz the whole "we can't rely on you" bullshit?

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

GamingHyena posted:

Wait, he returned a bust?

One of my personal favorite Obama moments.

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
gently caress Ted Cruz in the rear end.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
isn't that Churchill bust thing like forwards from grandma levels of untrue?

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Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Glad Regan didn't pay off Iranian terrorists or anything......

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