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Who will win the debate?
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Lil' Rubio
Lyin' Ted
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AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
Brace for Reagan fellatio

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q1dm4
Dec 2, 2003

rockets only
you can hear Cruz sneering whenever he talks. i can't wait until i hear his mealy-mouthed concession speech.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
did cruz take care of his tonsil stone problem before this debate?

Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.

paranoid randroid posted:

i will torture nature until we win

i will utterly annihilate and carpet bomb all coal power plants

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Reagan

Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006

who came up with the "Obama's apology tour" line?

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I'm ted cruz.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Dilbert As gently caress posted:

what the gently caress is Cruz saying, and how does it relate to the question

He's saying he'll start wars all over the place to keep people from laughing at him.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

GamingHyena posted:

Wait, he returned a bust?

Yeah, it was on loan and he gave it back. Truly, the crime of the century.

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
When the Republicans talk about foreign leaders telling them these things, they really just mean Netanyahu.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Why didn't Iran do it earlier, Cruz? :mad:

Also what the gently caress does this have to do with Climate Change?

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
Sucking Reagan's dick harder than Nancy god drat

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



AMERICA NEEDS A PRESIDENT WHO WILL GET SWIFT RELEASE OF AMERICAN HOSTAGES FROM IRAN

wait

Cronodoculous
Jun 29, 2006

You light up my life


Well, Obama got our Iranian prisoners back in one day too. Call it a tie?

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
He his almost all the climate denying points all at once.

The Earth is warming naturally not from us, but that won't cause any big problems, and if it did there isn't anything we can do about it anyway, at least not anything that won't cost money, and other countries are polluting too so we don't have to, and also no one even knows what is making the earth warm if it even is warming which it isn't or if it is it is naturally.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Oh god the bust of churchill thing again?



It was never a thing here. ever.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

someone please call him out about the hostages....

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/JonahNRO/status/708122964101705728

He depressed.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
EYE A TOLL UH COME AY KNEE

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

lets forget about having the hostages held until after election

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Genetics posted:

gently caress Ted Cruz in the rear end.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
America is in charge of the world, we do anything we want, fear of us is why we can do whatever we want.

gently caress the UN.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
the hostages were released on day one, wow that's a hell of a coincidence

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"I wasn't endorsing it, I'm just saying it was kicking rad!"

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Still amused by the idea that Ted loving Cruz meets with heads of state.

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate

Joementum posted:

Yeah, it was on loan and he gave it back. Truly, the crime of the century.

NOT MY PRESIDENT

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

AMERICA NEEDS A PRESIDENT WHO WILL GET SWIFT RELEASE OF AMERICAN HOSTAGES FROM IRAN

wait

lol is that a real quote?

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Ok, I've accepted this debate is going to remain boring. I blame Rubio and Kasich for staying in. They are nothing but ankle weights.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

lol Trump trying to pretend his tianenmen square thing wasn't an endorsement bahahahahahah

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



haha oh my god I almost forgot Trump came out in favor of massacring students

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

lfield posted:

lol the rest of the world loves obama

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
Kam may nee

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lmao that quote

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

GamingHyena posted:

Wait, he returned a bust?

blair gave it to bush, it's customary for incoming presidents to return the gifts the previous ones were sent

when bush was president there were two busts, there's still one there you can see it in the tour

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord

CornflakeS.Pecially posted:

who came up with the "Obama's apology tour" line?

The robot.

Fake edit: Romney, not Rubio

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

*kasich voices lukewarm support for renewable energy*

*audience is dead silent*

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
time to slob putins knob like good little authoritarians

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Moderator is completely baffled by Trump's answer.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

If we want a leader who would be feared I think Trump is the obvious choice. The world could universally fear him.

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



BeOSPOS posted:

lol is that a real quote?

It's pretty much what Cruz just said

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