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Who will win the debate?
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Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Yeah! Police!

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The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Lol, nice dodge

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

"what bout the violence at your rallies??" "bLUE LIVES MATTER"

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
The protesters are the bad ones attacking people, not just loudly

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate

SentSix posted:

"Bad dudes" Seriously? SERIOUSLY??!?!??!

They are, in many cases, criminals, drug dealers, rapists, etc.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO PROTEST THE PRESIDENT

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Haha, the loving filibuster by just going for a "yay police" applause line

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Josh Lyman posted:

Can I get a job at cyber command? I have a masters in Computer Engineering from a top 5 school.

contractors pay better, plenty of job openings in the DC area

Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013

Aaaaand Trump deflects the question with "SUPPORT OUR POLICE!"

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Joementum posted:

Despite having over 80 trust, Putin realizes his only valid rival is America and breaks the alliance and royal marriage so he can get power projection.

Trump responds by issuing an embargo.

Hey, +1 in all monarch point areas is a pretty great bonus and America already has high war exhaustion and won't honor defensive calls due to being trillions in debt...

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
Cruz: the police doesn't shoot enough people

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Cruz is so torn up on how to respond so he goes with good ol' evil Obama

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!
Big bad dudes pummeling innocent Trump attendees left and right.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
The TrumpWaffe and Goldshirts are going ton become a real thing aren't they

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


ugh cnn why take camera directions from cruz

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"How many of y'all"

Oh you disingenuous gently caress.

SentSix posted:

"Bad dudes" Seriously? SERIOUSLY??!?!??!

I'm just imagining a Trump supporter running the guy holding up a protest sign through a background check on his phone, discovering his criminal record and then and only then lashing out with his fist.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Good point, Ted, that black guy probably got punched at the Trump rally because Obama is an emperor.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Venom Snake posted:

lol that this is a surprise to you

Come on, give me a break here. There's always some new and exciting step I didn't expect Trump to go to. Why would Tiananmen come up now of all things? It's just arbitrary.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
What the gently caress are you on about Cruz?

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
oh the dishonest media pans the cameras for Cruz but not Trump. Sad.

Totalizator
Nov 9, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
"Show the crowd" ~Ted Cruz

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
strange fruit grows at trump rallies

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
We have to remember






















Line?

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Now, how many of you find Ted Cruz's face repulsing?

*Massive applause*

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
Cruz: "Turn the camera!"

They're really just copying Trump now.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

they never pan the cameras :smith:

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
lol saying Obama thinks it is all about him while standing next to Trump

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

BAD DUDES BAD DUDES

WHATCHU GONNA DO

WHATCHU GONNA DO WHEN THEY PROTEST YOU

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
lol did trump say something about bad dudes and the audience ate it up?

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Nothing is sticking, this race is over.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



ooooooo poo poo

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Ted Cruz boasted about shutting down the government, to invalidate what he's saying.

Princeps32
Nov 9, 2012
couldn't watch anymore.

tell me if something matters, but i suspect the opposite will continuously be the case.

Dafte
Jul 21, 2001

Techno. Logical. Pimp.
Cruz went for the classic Christie move of "turn the camera on the audience".

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
goddamn I hate Ted Cruz

SentSix
Jul 19, 2001

It's your right hand on the bible fuckwit.

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Cruz you suck

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

paranoid randroid posted:

hahaha someone is going to loving die at a trump rally

More skulls for Trump's throne.

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Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
goddamn this is boring

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