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Who will win the debate?
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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I missed the last hour, what do I miss?

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Dr.Zeppelin posted:

contractors pay better, plenty of job openings in the DC area
Who should I be looking at? I'm legit in a job search now though mainly for quantitative finance jobs.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:



trump claimed he improves against hillary every week
politifact found that it is theoretically possible to find two successive polls in which hillary's lead shrunk
we rated his claim Mostly True

GE polls don't mean poo poo right now.

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate

Yoshifan823 posted:

I missed the last hour, what do I miss?

Boring poo poo

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Dr.Zeppelin posted:

sorry he took your party away from you but it was pretty obvious it was gonna happen when mccain let the genie out of the alaska bottle

Nah, this has been percolating for a much longer time than that.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mr. Nemo posted:

"I know the system better than anybody. I've been rigging it for years"

Reminder he legitimately said earlier tonight,"There are lovely laws that allow businessmen to exploit workers, and they need to be changed.... but they're currently the law so I openly make use of them and don't apologize for it."

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
"I will proudly take on the special interests that are opposed by my special interests"

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Yoshifan823 posted:

I missed the last hour, what do I miss?

John Kasich's final solution to the Palestinian question.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Student loans are the biggest scam in America.

lfield
May 10, 2008

Prorat posted:

GE polls don't mean poo poo right now.

with regards to candidates' claims about performance in them, yes they do

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Yoshifan823 posted:

I missed the last hour, what do I miss?

GOP debate so far:
Trump: "The Democrats are saying they aren't going to change Social Security. Shameful. My plan is to not change Social Security"
Everybody else: "If you're under 35 you will never retire but you'll still have to keep paying into it, haha, enjoy your scam of a 401k"


Also Trump refused to say that the Chinese gov wasn't powerful to the point of eroticism when they massacred hundreds of students at Tienanmen

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Yoshifan823 posted:

I missed the last hour, what do I miss?

Trump said BAD DUDES and MAKE ME PRESIDENT

Other people tried to rip on Trump but nobody really gave a poo poo about it

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Yoshifan823 posted:

I missed the last hour, what do I miss?

Rubio's dad saw the moon landing

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

Yoshifan823 posted:

I missed the last hour, what do I miss?

Trump is winning and 3 people are trying to mimic him while killing their campaigns

Arkane
Dec 19, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Dr.Zeppelin posted:

sorry he took your party away from you but it was pretty obvious it was gonna happen when mccain let the genie out of the alaska bottle

not over yet bub

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


Prorat posted:

GE polls don't mean poo poo right now.

"trump's lead in the polls doesn't matter right now, he's going to self destruct when people start paying attention to him"
-every idiot pundit this entire cycle

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Zaphod42 posted:

How many times has ".com" been said in this year's GOP debates? Its gotta be a ton.

That's weird, Ted Cruz seems to say it a lot less....

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Prorat posted:

GE polls don't mean poo poo right now.

Trump disagrees

He feels they're so important he's lying about them

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

Yoshifan823 posted:

I missed the last hour, what do I miss?

Bloodlust for assaulted protestors.

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


paranoid randroid posted:

agreeing with an arkane post itt

the end is obviously nigh

i thought huntsman was kasich-popular here four years ago?

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
deal deal deal. deal deal? deal! deal deal.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
trump leaning on the reagan card knowing it cannot be called out in a GOP debate

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
Trump's people need to convince him to forget the word "deal"

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
dealz

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Arkane posted:

not over yet bub

Lol

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

mdemone posted:

You realize why no one is engaging you, right?

It is absolutely factually correct that the white guy is being charged with assault, and doing performative social justice by ignoring this is extremely stupid.

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
Trump: We must compromise with Democrats.

I guess that was his broken clock right twice a day for tonight.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

lfield posted:

with regards to candidates' claims about performance in them, yes they do

They mean nothing, if they did then Trump would be #1.

Trump
*click*

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
Kasich got it done.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

i'm pretty sure they intended the chief executive to make executive decisions.

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Josh Lyman posted:

Who should I be looking at? I'm legit in a job search now though mainly for quantitative finance jobs.

a google maps search for companies with offices in reston would be a good start

keeping in mind that it won't make you very popular with most of your friends on the left, lockheed and friends have job openings all the time

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
ohio was poo poo, until i came along and in that case it's still poo poo

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Did Little Marco say "repeal and replace Obamacare"?

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:



trump claimed he improves against hillary every week
politifact found that it is theoretically possible to find two successive polls in which hillary's lead shrunk
we rated his claim Mostly True

It's true if you read it backwards. Like a Beatles song. PAUL IS DEAD

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
I'm voting for Trump. He'll stop all the Rude Dudes with Attitude.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

marshmonkey posted:

Kasich got it done.

kaisch can fix it!

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

i don't get the smithsonian thing, what was cruz going for there

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Chris Matthews is orgasming over the Tip O'Neill reference.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Smile fo me daddy (What you lookin at) I want to see your dealz (You wanna see my what) Ya, ya dealz ya, ya, ya dealz

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Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice
Trump's entire pitch tonight for the presidency of the United States: DEALS DEALS DEALS!!!

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