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Who will win the debate?
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TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
It will take centuries to recover from liberal Supreme Court nominees...

Trump does know the average lifespan of a human being right?

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Is it possible for Kasich to start talking without a befuddled noise?

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Mr. Nemo posted:

Am I crazy for thinking that Rubio may take Florida after this??

ya

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


zen death robot posted:

How many more super tuesdays are there

Every Tuesday is now super.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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no wonder he announced his carson endorsement 10 minutes into the debate

he didn't need it and threw it out there to gloat

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Trump won the night with that closing statement.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Dr.Zeppelin posted:

to be fair he said that trump is good at convincing dumb people to think things, which might not cut it against the superleaders of mexico and japan

This, except unironically. Trump could get out-negotiated by Robert Mugabe at this point.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

The French Army! posted:

I missed it who won and what are the highlights?

as always hillary clinton won

hi-lights - trump saying he wouldnt stop social security from collapsing, rubio saying hed watch florida sink

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

Mr. Nemo posted:

Am I crazy for thinking that Rubio may take Florida after this??

He told Disney to go gently caress itself, and he was already losing by almost 20%. He's finished

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Mr. Nemo posted:

Am I crazy for thinking that Rubio may take Florida after this??

I don't think people are going to vote for someone who can't win the delegate count.

Norbert
Feb 2, 2004

why is Dennis Reynolds interviewing trump

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

The Human Crouton posted:

I don't think people are going to vote for someone who can't win the delegate count.

But he's got a man and his chair!

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
Complete waste of time, we only got doubling down on hating muslims and pessimism about about climate change.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

The French Army! posted:

I missed it who won and what are the highlights?

Kasich surprised everyone by suddenly advocating nuclear war with China and Russia.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"A very elegant evening"

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

zen death robot posted:

How many more super tuesdays are there

Next Tuesday, April 26th, June 7th. Not much more to go!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
so i guess D Trump wants to preserve social security benefits in the same way a hospice nurse wants to preserve the lives of their patients

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


Dr.Zeppelin posted:

everyone is making fun of this but it's legitimately correct, people care way more about tone than substance, trump is absolutely killing it with the general election crowd

zeppelin i get that you are more bullish on trump than the average forum poster, but trump only looked good for the GE debate relative to how bad he's looked before. he stumbled a lot and his lack of substance was pretty clear.

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Disappointed that the cock issue was not raised.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

BGrifter posted:

Trump won the night with that closing statement.

thank god. I have $400 on him winning MO.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
about sums it up

https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/708140754409902080

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
"Be smart and unify" was a perfect end to the debate and we're going to hear pushes for everyone to drop once Trump wins nearly everything on Tuesday because of it

Arkane
Dec 19, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Mr. Nemo posted:

Am I crazy for thinking that Rubio may take Florida after this??

he'll probably win

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

BGrifter posted:

Trump won the night with that closing statement.

I didn't really hear it. Summary, please?

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Yudo posted:

Disappointed that the cock issue was not raised.

we couldn't see below the podiums

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'm starting to think Donald "Tianmian Square was Awesome!" Trump isn't actually going to pivot!!

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Top Bunk Wanker: I know you think Trump is a good negotiator. That is because you are very gullible.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.
Rubio didn't have a strong enough performance to come back and win Florida and stay in the campaign. He needed a knockout victory.

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

Norbert posted:

why is Dennis Reynolds interviewing trump

Whoa you weren't kidding

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Animal-Mother posted:

I didn't really hear it. Summary, please?

"im inevitable. dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed"

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/708141550786650113

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Arkane posted:

he'll probably win

are you high

lfield
May 10, 2008
trump refused to condemn the tiananmen sq. massacre and proposed collecting protection money from allies

kasich said the craziest thing though: pardoning nixon was great for america

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

TyrantWD posted:

It will take centuries to recover from liberal Supreme Court nominees...

Trump does know the average lifespan of a human being right?

the legacy of institutions can last many lifespans, many people feel that the wrongs of slavery have never fully been made right despite being being 150 years in the past

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

uncurable mlady posted:

we couldn't see below the podiums

Sounds like you were watching the wrong stream.

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

The French Army! posted:

I missed it who won and what are the highlights?
Tl;Dr

Trump won
Rubio: talked about how little votes he has and how a man and his chair is voting for him
Cruz: Reworded what trump said then failed each attack on trump
Kasich: He was present

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
Rubio loses Florida lol no way he pulls a sanders on this

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"You look at what's going on there and it's virtually one hundred percent."

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HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
virtually 100% of mosques hate america according to trump

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