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Corzaa
Aug 1, 2006


WrasslorMonkey posted:

I knew this was a work.

Did Gawker work themselves into a shoot?

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Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

I've come back from the future and I have exclusive footage of the jury reading their verdict:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fslVUNDCJIU

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"


oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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He's not wrong about the last sentence

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Pele is not overrated, but I never understood why people call it a Pele kick instead of simply a bicycle kick. Might as well call it Leônidas Kick then. Or Black Diamond Kick, which I suppose would be a kickass name for a signature move, so do that.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Jecht shot 2

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Because Pele kick sounds better

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
E: ah, nevermind, too tangential.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

oldpainless posted:

Jecht shot 2

If I was worth half a poo poo at soccer I would seriously try and get this over

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

oldpainless posted:

Jecht shot 2

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
If only Striker was a football commentator.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

AJ Styles lands the Galactic Punt!!

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



https://twitter.com/WWECesaro/status/708098792080416768

goc
Mar 26, 2013

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...

Dias posted:

Pele is not overrated, but I never understood why people call it a Pele kick instead of simply a bicycle kick. Might as well call it Leônidas Kick then. Or Black Diamond Kick, which I suppose would be a kickass name for a signature move, so do that.

Because wrestling already has a bicycle kick. That's what the Brogue Kick is.

NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice
biiiiiiiiiiisickule /excalibur voice

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

oldpainless posted:

Jecht shot 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

NotQuiteQuentin posted:

biiiiiiiiiiisickule /excalibur voice

bicycle kicks and falcon arrows will never be the same to me

NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

bicycle kicks and falcon arrows will never be the same to me

i really hope that he made an hayabusa homage over asw. because he did the deal

he did the drat deal.

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

bicycle kicks and falcon arrows will never be the same to me

how can you leave out the OOORIHARA MOONSAULT

UpfrontSalmon
Nov 4, 2011

I prefer the term "Battle FROG."
guys Jake just casually offered to officiate my wedding. I think. I both should and shouldn't pursue this, right?



Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Grozz Nuy posted:

how can you leave out the OOORIHARA MOONSAULT

TOPE CON HELLOOOO

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

UpfrontSalmon posted:

guys Jake just casually offered to officiate my wedding. I think. I both should and shouldn't pursue this, right?



I think he might be offering to get married to you

UpfrontSalmon
Nov 4, 2011

I prefer the term "Battle FROG."

Aesop Poprock posted:

I think he might be offering to get married to you

I'll restate the question then - I should and shouldn't pursue this, right?

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

UpfrontSalmon posted:

guys Jake just casually offered to officiate my wedding. I think. I both should and shouldn't pursue this, right?



complimentary gum job with every ceremony!

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



UpfrontSalmon posted:

guys Jake just casually offered to officiate my wedding. I think. I both should and shouldn't pursue this, right?



Trust him.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


SNRRRK MARRY ME SNAKE MAN

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Well, well. The groom, UpfrontSalmon. Here we are at your wedding, and it's the biggest match of your life. Why? Because everything you stand for is on the line, mainly, your bride. Oh yeah, you see, she can be yours once again. All you have to do is go through your city hall, and me. But you see, city hall and I don't forget, we remember all the times you made people grovel for your wedding ring. These were people far less fortunate than you, people who could use your relationship for essentials, and what did you do? You made fun of them. You humbled them and you humiliated them. Well, now it's my turn. I'm going to make you beg, UpfrontSalmon, you are going to get down on your hands and knees. This time, you'll be the one that's humbled. This time, you'll be the one that's humiliated, and this time, you will be the one that grovels for the wedding ring. And how appropriate, that the ring you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own relationships, wallowing in the muck of holy matrimony.

You may now kiss the bride.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

sticklefifer posted:

Well, well. The groom, UpfrontSalmon. Here we are at your wedding, and it's the biggest match of your life. Why? Because everything you stand for is on the line, mainly, your bride. Oh yeah, you see, she can be yours once again. All you have to do is go through your city hall, and me. But you see, city hall and I don't forget, we remember all the times you made people grovel for your wedding ring. These were people far less fortunate than you, people who could use your relationship for essentials, and what did you do? You made fun of them. You humbled them and you humiliated them. Well, now it's my turn. I'm going to make you beg, UpfrontSalmon, you are going to get down on your hands and knees. This time, you'll be the one that's humbled. This time, you'll be the one that's humiliated, and this time, you will be the one that grovels for the wedding ring. And how appropriate, that the ring you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own relationships, wallowing in the muck of holy matrimony.

You may now kiss the bride.

Fantasy booking is against the rules here, mister.

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!
At some point he'd definitely need to grab the bride by the hair and talk about how he'd hit her again, but the first time it felt so good he'd be afraid she'd start begging HIM to marry her instead of the groom.

UpfrontSalmon
Nov 4, 2011

I prefer the term "Battle FROG."
the camera would just pan to me eating popcorn and watching on the figurative edge of my seat.

I've emailed him to see how we can make this work.

Dilbert Fanclub President
Oct 21, 2015

by Reene
Father Sanem

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

UpfrontSalmon posted:

I'll restate the question then - I should and shouldn't pursue this, right?

Do it.

Let him ddt you and throw a cobra at your bride.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

UpfrontSalmon posted:

guys Jake just casually offered to officiate my wedding. I think. I both should and shouldn't pursue this, right?



the worst he can do is ddt your fiancee

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



ayn rand hand job posted:

the worst [b]Best[ he can do is ddt your fiancee

fixed because who wouldn't want this at their wedding

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

ayn rand hand job posted:

the worst he can do is ddt your fiancee

the worst thing he can do is not DDT her, actually

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
https://twitter.com/felix_bernier/status/708471035981508608

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
That hgh gut though...

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
That's unfair, you just caught him after feeding, you can already see the fresh kill he's taken down on the mat

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

rude of someone to photoshop Austin Aries's belly onto Brock

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Oct 30, 2009

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