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kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Someone who is suicidal is not necessarily a threat to others and throwing guys with guns into the situation unnerves me

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GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

kustomkarkommando posted:

I know in the UK it's "call an ambulance" not "call the police"

in the uk there's a pretty solid chance the mentally disturbed individual doesn't have a gun

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Jagchosis posted:

you could prolly facebook or white pages the mother fucker to at least get a good idea of where to send the cops. which you should, by the way, if he's set on killing himself he needs to be detained and committed. the fact that he reached out to some loving goon he knows shows that he has second thoughts about it but that he didn't reach out to a real person shows he still is pretty set on doing it

i've been trying and failing. found a family with his last name but no one picked up when I called.

called 911 anyway, got through to cedar rapids and the dispatcher said they try to find an address and send officers out for him. i think that's pretty much all i can do.

what a poo poo.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Gravel Gravy posted:

They'd prolly want to send both because if someone is crazy enough to kill themselves

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"
If someone wants to die, who am I to tell them not to?

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

Gravel Gravy posted:

They'd prolly want to send both because if someone is crazy enough to kill themselves

:dogbutton:

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Jagchosis posted:

goons: opportunity to save a life? eh let's talk about the impending rahowa

i don't think it's unreasonable to talk about politics in the politics thread, especially given a forums thread can sustain multiple discussions at once.

i was gonna give rotd some fishing tips but i'm not really in the mood anymore. sorry rotd.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
So it turns out a comic I got in high school for like twenty bucks is now a 300 dollar book

Dope

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Gravel Gravy posted:

They'd prolly want to send both because if someone is crazy enough to kill themselves

proceed, governor

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

in the uk there's a pretty solid chance the mentally disturbed individual doesn't have a gun

There's a solid chance the cops don't either which also helps

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

Gravel Gravy posted:

They'd prolly want to send both because if someone is crazy enough to kill themselves

:yikes:

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That'd be the thinking of the dispatcher.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Gravel Gravy posted:

That'd be the thinking of the dispatcher.

gently caress off

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
also the cined comic book movie thread is basically the fuckin holocaust

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Literally The Worst posted:

also the cined comic book movie thread is basically the fuckin holocaust

problematic, if true.

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.
that seems super intense dickeye

Foppery
Dec 27, 2013

I POSSESS THE POWER CHRONIC

The Warszawa posted:

that seems super intense dickeye

now, to be fair, they could be exterminating jews in that thread. I haven't read it, so I cant say anything for certain, but we shouldn't just rule it out imo

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

gently caress off

gently caress it. Go for broke and send the fire department if they need a clean up.

Foppery
Dec 27, 2013

I POSSESS THE POWER CHRONIC

Gravel Gravy posted:

gently caress it. Go for broke and send the fire department if they need a clean up.

nice meltdown

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
dadchaaaat

angel food cake dadchaaaat



one's for my sister's boyfriend (she made it), the other's for the family

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Gravel Gravy posted:

gently caress it. Go for broke and send the fire department if they need a clean up.

*turns on a firehose and blasts you in the nuts, right the gently caress out the thread*

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

Rollofthedice posted:

dadchaaaat

angel food cake dadchaaaat



one's for my sister's boyfriend (she made it), the other's for the family

i don't say this often rotd

but that is some dope bread

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
oh boy, a gravel gravy fuckbarrel

The Warszawa posted:

i don't say this often rotd

but that is some dope bread

ty! :)

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
Yeah that looks like some good poo poo rotd

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I don't get Uptown Funk

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

Josh Lyman posted:

I don't get Uptown Funk

what

what's not to get

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

*turns on a firehose and blasts you in the nuts, right the gently caress out the thread*

I think y'all took what I said out of context tbh.

Rollofthedice posted:

oh boy, a gravel gravy fuckbarrel

Well I guess it's about time.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

*turns on a firehose and blasts you in the nuts, right the gently caress out the thread*

Reminds me of this.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

The Warszawa posted:

that seems super intense dickeye

its killin my brain cells to read it, much like hitler killed the jews

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

Rollofthedice posted:

dadchaaaat

angel food cake dadchaaaat



one's for my sister's boyfriend (she made it), the other's for the family

would

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

ekuNNN posted:


quote:

Cruz stood shoeless on stage, his tortured face caked with white makeup. He was playing the role of Adam in a stage adaptation of the book of Genesis. Behind Cruz stood God, hanging his head. God was also a mime, and He had created a race of mimes in His own image

jesus loving christ

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

considering how low your "i will eat this" bar is, this isn't high praise

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.
what the gently caress dickeye

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


The Warszawa posted:

what

what's not to get
i feel like i'm the only person in the world who doesn't like it

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

considering how low your "i will eat this" bar is, this isn't high praise

thats fair

Mecca-Benghazi
Mar 31, 2012



jesus loving christ
[/quote]

what

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

Josh Lyman posted:

i feel like i'm the only person in the world who doesn't like it

well that's because it's a fun, catchy summer song

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

The Warszawa posted:

what the gently caress dickeye

*sigh* we've got some problematic fuckin poo poo here tonight folks

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

so a friend of mine fell from the fourth floor and landed on his face while off his rocks on LSD

he survived, through what might be the intervention of some perverse angel, but his face is basically entirely crushed, i don't think he's got a bone in there that isn't split into at least two bits

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The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

V. Illych L. posted:

so a friend of mine fell from the fourth floor and landed on his face while off his rocks on LSD

he survived, through what might be the intervention of some perverse angel, but his face is basically entirely crushed, i don't think he's got a bone in there that isn't split into at least two bits

wait, recently? or is this a story from a while ago

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