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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Centripetal Horse posted:

It's not strictly a relic, but it is both relic-related and SNES-related: a goon has a project called BeagleSNES, which is software he wrote to turn the BeagleBone Black into a badass multi-system emulator. I have followed his updates with great interest for a long time, and finally ordered my BeagleBone Black, today. Check it out at these URLs:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3684105
http://beaglesnes.sourceforge.net/


i don't understand, aren't cheap emulator devices a dime a dozen these days

like you could just buy an old android tablet for $50 and hook it up to a TV

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Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

TheWhiteNightmare posted:

i don't understand, aren't cheap emulator devices a dime a dozen these days

like you could just buy an old android tablet for $50 and hook it up to a TV

There are a few retro systems you can buy and hook up to a television. There's a lot more to it than that. You should read his project log and his website if the subject interests you. Hendersa has spent a lot of time tweaking, and optimizing, and customizing. I won't know for sure until I've been using it for a while, but based on his project logs, and his depth of knowledge, and his obvious talent and passion for the subject, I would be willing to bet that no off-the-shelf retro solution, or raw install of something like SNES9x, will match the experience provided by his BeagleSNES project.

Also, for the same $50ish you mentioned, you get not only the emulator system, but also a fully functional single-board computer. The BeagleSNES stuff is just a layer of software optimized for the purpose of providing a great emulation environment. He is also working on some hardware for it, which I am stoked about.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
If it can do not hosed up Squaresoft sound emulation, that'd be nice. Also scanline / shader effects, but that might be asking too much for a device like that.

Honestly I have an NVidia Shield TV I use for emulation, but the beaglebone would still be interesting as a "boot directly into SNES" thing.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
Or Retropie on a raspberry pi 3 for 35 bucks a full featured emulator system up to 32 bit

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


theultimo posted:

Or Retropie on a raspberry pi 3 for 35 bucks a full featured emulator system up to 32 bit

Or in the land of the Australia Tax - it cost me $62AUD ($46.29USD) with free postage. gently caress Element14. (I just got my new one today, I love single Board computers for one off tasks that I don't want a full computer for.

Currently I have:

RaspberryPi B as a torrentbox
BananaPi 2 for ZoneMinder server (home security cameras etc)
RaspberryPi 2 as a portable dual tuner battery operated SDR
Another as a retroPi
Another for XMBC
Not sure what to do with the 3 yet, but having built in wifi for the first time is a great plus.

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
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The ARM devices fall off a ledge regarding x86 emulation though when you need a bit more performance for later games (Daggerfall etc.) because they're a whole different architecture and emulation is a lot harder for them. I tested that recently and the result was that even my 8 year old Atom N270 netbook (not exactly a powerhouse, not even 8 years ago) ran circles around my Pi 2 for that reason. (Hell, if Intel's HDA sound would be supported by anything in DOS you could just directly install FreeDOS on it and have a beefy DOS machine that'd would've made my mouth water in the 90s) Also if you wanna have better midi sound through stuff like timidity++ etc.. with the Pi just forget about it. The performance just isn't there. These devices are a bit overrated for some usage scenarios.

A good alternative are these very cheap intel/AMD (for this usage scenario doesn't matter which) ITX Boards you can get. If you shop a little they sometimes only cost like 10-20 bucks more than a Pi and they'll perform much, much better. They do consume more power though, but I'd wager a guess and say not in a relevant way for most. Now, I'm not much into consoles but I'd wager a guess and say they probably also do bring more performance to the table for other emulation software. Some are fanless even, if they can remain fanless inside a case is the question, though.

What's interesting even on a Pi 1 though is, is Risc OS. Snappy as gently caress and there are a few cool old games.

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Apr 22, 2013

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Police Automaton posted:

Also honestly, I don't think people took everything as serious as they do now. This might be rose tinted glasses but the 8 to 12 hours a day shut-in autistically creating excel spreadsheets about everything didn't really seem to be such a thing back then or at least he seemed to be a rare creature, now it seems to be the only way you can even play such a game and get anywhere. Well, if you can call that enjoyment. I personally prefer having a life outside of the game.

I remember jumping into a Quake 1v1 server running 'the Bad Place' with a bunch of friends at UCSD and just getting owned spectacularly over and over again and doing nothing but laughing. The sheer craziness of rounding a corner and finding a rocket in your face with no warning was hilarious.

Nobody minded. It was all new.

Not anymore...

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
The first and last time I tried Doom deathmatch on-line I played (I.e. died) for a minute, thought "this is the worst thong in existence", and never played competitive on-line multi-player games again until Battlefield Bad Company 2.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Jerry Cotton posted:

The first and last time I tried Doom deathmatch on-line I played (I.e. died) for a minute, thought "this is the worst thong in existence", and never played competitive on-line multi-player games again until Battlefield Bad Company 2.

At least DOOM didn't have bunny hopping, but then it did have weird poo poo like wallrunning and straferunning.

The first time I played Quake multiplayer online and saw people bunny hopping I was concerned I had no idea what was going on, and then I saw them using the grappling hook mod..

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

I still remember using a GM tinkering skill in UO to sneakily place trapped containers on top of mob loot. IIRC if characters didn't have extra HP from a potion or w/e a GM tinkerer's trap was a guaranteed instakill without any PK penalties.

I don't know just how popular this technique was (I know for a fact I wasn't the only one doing it because I learned it from another player), but the average player generally had no idea and almost anyone could be fooled at least once.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Like another post said I think the big reason uo was so fun is that there weren't hundreds of neckbeards working around the clock to "solve" the game.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Buttcoin purse posted:

At least DOOM didn't have bunny hopping, but then it did have weird poo poo like wallrunning and straferunning.

The first time I played Quake multiplayer online and saw people bunny hopping I was concerned I had no idea what was going on, and then I saw them using the grappling hook mod..

I think call of duty was the last game I saw where people were still bunny hopping. People were upset because it wasn't realistic and others did the "if I can't do it, why is it in the game?" After that, developers started putting in cool downs on jumping or making subsequent jumps not as high.

I'm glad they did because bunny hopping was the dumbest thing ever.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Cojawfee posted:

After that, developers started putting in cool downs on jumping

Hell, id themselves did this in Enemy Territory.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Cojawfee posted:

I think call of duty was the last game I saw where people were still bunny hopping. People were upset because it wasn't realistic and others did the "if I can't do it, why is it in the game?" After that, developers started putting in cool downs on jumping or making subsequent jumps not as high.

I'm glad they did because bunny hopping was the dumbest thing ever.

Oh man, if you weren't bunny hopping in QWTF/MegaTF, you were a scrub. I was against it at first because of REALISM, but I got the hang of it eventually. My ~clan leader~ would rage against it from like 1997 to the end of Quake3 Fortress (mid 00s I think?) I think it lended itself to the original Team Fortress games, and was in some stages of development encouraged. I don't like it in any other games, though.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

TotalLossBrain posted:

The Wiki on Lord British has a good summary.

Interview with the killer.

Awesome :) thanks!

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Man I was there. When ultima online was in beta they were still trying to figure out how to balance the game and so a lot of the mechanics from old ultima games carried over such as being able to cast any spell by just having a scroll, open line of sight, etc.

Anyway they'd do a full reset of the game world every week or two so the only people who were loaded out with high end equipment were either in big guilds or friends with developers. Our little group hung out in the uo Efnet channel with some of the dev team so we got good stuff. (Anyone remember the player town north of Brit gy?) I remember being given a full plate armor set and a horse which were impossibly expensive during the beta.

The night before the one of the last resets before public release rolls around they announce that Richard Garriot himself would be touring all of the major cities. This I think was meant as a load test for each zone of a shard because the main britan castle was completely packed with people. It would take you 30-40 minutes to shove your way across the screen.

But on Efnet somebody had made the comment that the other big castle in britan was almost totally empty so our little band of idiots made our way over there. Well Lord British finally shows up at the main castle and the entire server goes down. This repeats a few times where they try to get things under control but the load is just too much. Server goes up and down a few times and they make an announcement he'll be going to the next stop.

He appears with chuckles and a few other ultima characters at the other castle where we were stationed up. Remember how I said we were all getting good stuff? Well another player there had managed to pick pocket a higher level fire wall scroll from somebody in our group and within a minute of Lord British being on screen their entire posse of ultima characters is on fire.

And then Lord British died...

You see, when they made the game the developers had it so you could flag a player as invulnerable. But if the server rebooted the flag reset to normal. Well everyone else had their helpers set their flags after the last reboot, but somebody forgot about Lord British.

Shortly after Lord British died the GMs unleashed a wave of ultra high level monsters into the court yard where everyone was gathered. We all died...

I have a ton of screenshots of it on a Zip disk at my parents house somewhere. I'd love to unearth it and publish them all but that's require digging through a lot of storage and crap.

Yowza!!! You gotta dig that stuff up friend :)

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Buttcoin purse posted:

How many times have you had the video card replaced? :v: Maybe that was an older model that had that problem.

My first one with the switchable Nvidia graphics chipset had like 4 or 5 motherboards replaced. I emailed michael@dell.com, and got it swapped with the midlife update with a new video card. That's been perfectly reliable ever since, and I've done tons of work on it over the years, having every OS from XP to Windows 10, it's been updated to 8GB RAM and an Intel SSD and in 2014 it was finally replaced by a Sony Vaio Pro 13.

gently caress Sony.

I replaced the Vaio with a Latitude E6520 I pulled out of the trash, and it's better in every way.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Police Automaton posted:

Also honestly, I don't think people took everything as serious as they do now. This might be rose tinted glasses but the 8 to 12 hours a day shut-in autistically creating excel spreadsheets about everything didn't really seem to be such a thing back then or at least he seemed to be a rare creature, now it seems to be the only way you can even play such a game and get anywhere. Well, if you can call that enjoyment. I personally prefer having a life outside of the game.
I remember how upset I was when I first started seeing guides to "secret" things in Ultima Online popping up online...though interestingly this was how I found out about GameFAQs, and then suddenly was a total convert, like "wait, why am I still buying paper hintbooks when some [shut-in] has already put a year's worth of work into walking me through Ultima VIII?"

But yes, it was a totally different world. Nobody knew what they were doing, and most everything was transmitted word of mouth...and honestly I feel the single most relevant fact that made Ultima Online different from everything that came later was the fact that you could only talk to the people currently on your screen. Sure, you could cheat and use an instant messaging program to talk to your friends or something, but I definitely preferred the isolation it provided (in the year or so before they caved and added global chat). Then again, I hate multiplayer gaming, so...

a medical mystery posted:

I still remember using a GM tinkering skill in UO to sneakily place trapped containers on top of mob loot. IIRC if characters didn't have extra HP from a potion or w/e a GM tinkerer's trap was a guaranteed instakill without any PK penalties.

I don't know just how popular this technique was (I know for a fact I wasn't the only one doing it because I learned it from another player), but the average player generally had no idea and almost anyone could be fooled at least once.
I never even heard of this until now, so it must not have been hugely popular. Pretty awesome, though; I remember trying desperately to figure out some sort of mechanical shortcut to being good at killing other players in self-defense. I do not think such a thing existed. You could certainly get good at murder, though :(

drguildo
Apr 27, 2013

LISTEN TO THE CROWD ROAR IN ADMIRATION!
These high-quality pillars of PC gaming history that I must have played for a grand total of 20 minutes:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0GJSlez2ow



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBrrPUNeVwc

Probably a bunch of other Currys "bargain bin" games I can't remember.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

drguildo posted:

These high-quality pillars of PC gaming history that I must have played for a grand total of 20 minutes:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0GJSlez2ow
Tekwar was developed by Capstone, who were a studio who were always more ambitious than they were talented. It used a very early version of the BUILD engine used in Duke Nukem 3D...

Capstone also did the aggressively mediocre Witchaven games...


...and the bizarre Wolfenstein 3D-based Corridor 7.


Here's another oddity by an also-ran: Corncob 3D, in which you use WW2-era planes to fight aliens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgXUe0m2msY

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

Mak0rz posted:

Hell, id themselves did this in Enemy Territory.

I am mad no one has made an as-good implementation of the flame thrower as Wolfenstein ET. The thing was so elegant in design and huge in power they made sure to let players target the fuel tanks to instantly kill them.

If no one ever played it, instead of being a simple cone it was, instead, a stream of fire that expanded in size and could easily bounce around an enclosed area. It was even dangerous to the user who had to angle it to not have the stream simply bounce straight back into their own face.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Agdq did a speedrun of tekwar and the end of that game is incomprehensible to a human mind

drguildo
Apr 27, 2013

LISTEN TO THE CROWD ROAR IN ADMIRATION!
Didn't Splash Damage develop Enemy Territory? And there was more than the flamethrower that they got right with that game. I'm not a big MP fan, especially FPS', but that game was legit as heck.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

UIApplication posted:

Agdq did a speedrun of tekwar and the end of that game is incomprehensible to a human mind

It was probably the very first time someone finished this broken game and recorded the footage for proof.

Majere
Oct 22, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Are there any Enemy Territory servers still running? Such a fun hectic game, although some maps were bullshit without a dream team.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Dr. Quarex posted:

But yes, it was a totally different world. Nobody knew what they were doing, and most everything was transmitted word of mouth...and honestly I feel the single most relevant fact that made Ultima Online different from everything that came later was the fact that you could only talk to the people currently on your screen. Sure, you could cheat and use an instant messaging program to talk to your friends or something, but I definitely preferred the isolation it provided (in the year or so before they caved and added global chat). Then again, I hate multiplayer gaming, so...

When I first played UO I had no idea what to do or how any of the skills worked. So I made a bard, and I'd just travel round looking for people to explore with. I couldn't fight anything beyond the weakest animals, so instead I'd offer to write an epic poem about their adventures in exchange for a portion of the loot. I'd write in in-game books, which I'd still find in player houses (and libraries that players made!) for years after. Bought my first house this way, before I even knew how to actually play.

I miss that game so much. They turned it into a completely generic, loot-based game and outside of a few role-playing groups it just became a boring mess.

And yeah, the isometric view meant chat appeared above heads, so you could only 'hear' stuff near you - and if you were in a busy place, it'd be too 'loud' because you wouldn't be able to see the text above your head thanks to the amount of other text appearing. This somehow felt way more immersive than any other MMOs ever got close to.

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KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


drguildo posted:

Didn't Splash Damage develop Enemy Territory? And there was more than the flamethrower that they got right with that game. I'm not a big MP fan, especially FPS', but that game was legit as heck.

It was loving fun as poo poo and really deserved to do better than it did.

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
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Regarding UO and other MMORPGs, I think it's an arms race between the devs and the neckbeards to keep the game "unsolved" so people will spend as much time as possible with it. I wouldn't even be surprised if some companies like Blizzard have Psychologists on their payroll for that very reason.

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

TheWhiteNightmare posted:

i don't understand, aren't cheap emulator devices a dime a dozen these days

like you could just buy an old android tablet for $50 and hook it up to a TV
He has done a lot of fairly amazing, low level optimizations to the emulator source to eke out performance and fix issues, but unfortunately the project isn't really marketed with that as the focus. That's my guess why it hasn't got more traction.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


My Rhythmic Crotch posted:

He has done a lot of fairly amazing, low level optimizations to the emulator source to eke out performance and fix issues, but unfortunately the project isn't really marketed with that as the focus. That's my guess why it hasn't got more traction.

At least it isn't the Coleco Chameleon!

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Police Automaton posted:

Regarding UO and other MMORPGs, I think it's an arms race between the devs and the neckbeards to keep the game "unsolved" so people will spend as much time as possible with it. I wouldn't even be surprised if some companies like Blizzard have Psychologists on their payroll for that very reason.

The nice thing with UO was that no matter how much you sperged about min-maxing to 'solve' the way the game worked, a bunch of newbies could still wreck you. Whenever the European server went down, we'd make a bunch of brand new characters on an American server, put on straw hats and get pitchforks, then run amok screaming "get off my land!". Our swarm would take out anyone dumb enough to stay and fight through sheer numbers. You can't replicate that in Everquest style games (like WoW) which is probably why I've never found them even remotely fun.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Quote-Unquote posted:

The nice thing with UO was that no matter how much you sperged about min-maxing to 'solve' the way the game worked, a bunch of newbies could still wreck you. Whenever the European server went down, we'd make a bunch of brand new characters on an American server, put on straw hats and get pitchforks, then run amok screaming "get off my land!". Our swarm would take out anyone dumb enough to stay and fight through sheer numbers. You can't replicate that in Everquest style games (like WoW) which is probably why I've never found them even remotely fun.

The one thing I loved about EQ was the Sullon Zek server. No rules and open PVP for all levels. People pulling huge trains of mobs into the middle of a raid, killing everyone and wrecking hours of work. Corpse camping people, griefing was rampant.

Sadly a bunch of newbies couldn't do anything to a higher level character but it did lend itself to fun times of wrecking entire newbie dungeons singlehandedly.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

I don't remember where I heard about it, but I used to murder newbies on Rallos Zek. Not that many people made gnome warriors, or leveled 1-handed blunt on a warrior, but there was a rare quest reward in AkAnon for a weapon called the Bullsmasher that made you a god in level 1-10 PVP. I guess the damage/delay wasn't really appropriate for such a low level weapon so I could pretty much kill anyone in the level range that I could fight. One time there was a guy that wrecked ME really hard and it turned out he had been like level 15 and deleveled and I guess you kept access to your dodge and weapon marks even though you lost everything else.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

TOOT BOOT posted:

1-handed blunt

Mods

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



TOOT BOOT posted:

I don't remember where I heard about it, but I used to murder newbies on Rallos Zek. Not that many people made gnome warriors, or leveled 1-handed blunt on a warrior, but there was a rare quest reward in AkAnon for a weapon called the Bullsmasher that made you a god in level 1-10 PVP. I guess the damage/delay wasn't really appropriate for such a low level weapon so I could pretty much kill anyone in the level range that I could fight. One time there was a guy that wrecked ME really hard and it turned out he had been like level 15 and deleveled and I guess you kept access to your dodge and weapon marks even though you lost everything else.

Rallos had some good stuff, like no teams, but the cap on PVP by levels was dumb.

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.
College Slice
Upgraded my vid card this weekend which got me thinking about their physical growth. I believe first dedicated card I recall was a VooDoo2. I tend to buy a mid level PC, then upgrade the video card after 4 years which gives me another 2 or 3 of good use out of it so I've upgraded quite a few cards since that VooDoo and every one has gotten a little thicker but this latest card was double the length of my old card. It fit, but I had to reroute cables as it stretches from the back of the tower to almost touching the drive bay housing.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Sten Freak posted:

Upgraded my vid card this weekend which got me thinking about their physical growth. I believe first dedicated card I recall was a VooDoo2. I tend to buy a mid level PC, then upgrade the video card after 4 years which gives me another 2 or 3 of good use out of it so I've upgraded quite a few cards since that VooDoo and every one has gotten a little thicker but this latest card was double the length of my old card. It fit, but I had to reroute cables as it stretches from the back of the tower to almost touching the drive bay housing.

My motherboard died last month and I didn't feel like replacing my processor at the same time so I picked up the only in-store mobo for my outdated i5 (socket 1155) processor for like $40.

It's so small that the fans/heat sink assembly on my 970GTX blocks 2 of the 4 SATA ports on the board. Oh well, I don't need a functional CD drive anyway!

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002
Tried to buy a new case this week. All the ones that I liked the look of had wierd doors that when I eventually forced one open just had dust filters in it.
No optical drives is a thing now? WTF? I'm supposed to either have a external or gently caress around and open the case every time? Guess I'm getting old.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I haven't had an optical drive for a few years now. When I upgraded to an i5, my new motherboard didn't have IDE. My DVD drive was IDE so now I don't have an optical drive. It hasn't inconvenienced me in the slightest.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



The last computer I had with an optical drive was a laptop from about 6 years ago. if you have to have one, a USB external drive is so cheap for the rare situations you actually would need one.

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Nov 9, 2005


The last time I used an optical drive was to install Max Payne 2 on launch day.

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