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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

quote:

Cruz stood shoeless on stage, his tortured face caked with white makeup. He was playing the role of Adam in a stage adaptation of the book of Genesis. Behind Cruz stood God, hanging his head. God was also a mime, and He had created a race of mimes in His own image

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Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008




Must have been Genesis 6:6

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

space marine todd
Nov 7, 2014



Hmm.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Ron Jeremy posted:



Must have been Genesis 6:6

I'm going to have to remember this one to use later on.

bij
Feb 24, 2007



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHUwZXnjAtc

Because megachurches aren't creepy enough.

bij fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Mar 12, 2016

JMBosch
May 28, 2006

You're dead.
That's your greatest weapon.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014




Democrats turning to violence. lol

Vooze
Oct 29, 2011

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ukFAvYP3UU

Vanderdeath
Oct 1, 2005

I will confess,
I love this cultured hell that tests my youth.



spacetoaster posted:



Democrats turning to violence. lol

I wonder why they're so riled up?


...oh.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
For some reason I can't see some of the pictures being posted, what was it that Pillsbury put down?

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

Josef bugman posted:

For some reason I can't see some of the pictures being posted, what was it that Pillsbury put down?


it's a lady in a trump shirt heiling. Do you have firefox's tracking protection enabled? it'll block images hosted by twitter.

Trench_Rat
Sep 19, 2006
Doing my duty for king and coutry since 86

Vanderdeath posted:

I wonder why they're so riled up?


...oh.





mr_T_or_nigerian_warlord.png


Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Sorry bout your lunch, kiddo

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Tincans
Dec 15, 2007



A reflection of republican presidential candidate Texas Senator Ted Cruz is photographed above members of the audience at the conservative political action conference at National Harbor. Texas senator Ted Cruz is attempting to encourage Republicans to rally round him as the ‘stop Trump’ candidate. But increasingly the GOP establishment have been floating the idea of preventing the New York businessman from winning the nomination not at the ballot box but in a ‘contested convention’, which would bring another candidate in over the heads of the voters at the party’s July convention
Photograph: Joshua Roberts/Reuters

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Vanderdeath posted:

I wonder why they're so riled up?

Because Trump is a literal Nazi? Is that it? lol

Here's the real reason Bernie is sending his brownshirts to Trump rallies.

spacetoaster fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Mar 12, 2016

Unless
Jul 24, 2005

I art



https://twitter.com/Chicago_Reader/status/708456870873325568

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Aesop Poprock posted:

Sorry bout your lunch, kiddo

Not my lunch, one of the landmark Chicago Style hot dog places (Wiener's Circle) has been serving Trump dogs



They're 3" foot longs.

Strong as Kansas
Jun 22, 2005
When snowmen attack!

StickySweater
Feb 7, 2008
Random stuff:

"26 movies added to Netflix streaming." —A CNN.com Headline

"You missed a very dull TV show on Auschwitz. More gruesome film clips, and more puzzled intellectuals declaring their mystification over the systematic murder of millions. The reason they can never answer the question ‘How could it possibly happen?’ is that it’s the wrong question. Given what people are, the question is 'Why doesn’t it happen more often?’ Of course, it does in subtler forms." —Max Von Sydow, Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)





Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

gently caress off, commie. How'd you pay for that axe, huh smart guy?

Here's a snek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KCAGzNv_QI

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Volcott posted:

gently caress off, commie. How'd you pay for that axe, huh smart guy?

Here's a snek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KCAGzNv_QI

drat. When I saw the preview frame, I was hoping it would be Snake Plissken telling kids not to do drugs.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

GreenTea4Breakfast
Feb 17, 2016

good morning, friends
Chicago protesters.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

GreenTea4Breakfast posted:

Chicago protesters.



nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
http://i.imgur.com/bXJ84bu.gifv

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

No context.

GreenTea4Breakfast
Feb 17, 2016

good morning, friends

StickySweater
Feb 7, 2008
Alex Jones is live streaming from his hot tub because why the hell not.

LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

From Nancy Reagan's funeral



:3: they're just such happy people

im depressed lol
Mar 12, 2013

cunts are still running the show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-9kZb9nDoE

Dog Jones
Nov 4, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Broken Machine posted:

From Nancy Reagan's funeral



:3: they're just such happy people

is that Nancy Reagan's ghost behind them? ? ? ?

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Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer

Broken Machine posted:

From Nancy Reagan's funeral



:3: they're just such happy people

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