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UpfrontSalmon posted:guys Jake just casually offered to officiate my wedding. I think. I both should and shouldn't pursue this, right? I wouldn't. Not after what this guy had to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-kStKDJojQ
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Neither has his gimmick, tbh
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sticklefifer posted:Well, well. The groom, UpfrontSalmon. Here we are at your wedding, and it's the biggest match of your life. Why? Because everything you stand for is on the line, mainly, your bride. Oh yeah, you see, she can be yours once again. All you have to do is go through your city hall, and me. But you see, city hall and I don't forget, we remember all the times you made people grovel for your wedding ring. These were people far less fortunate than you, people who could use your relationship for essentials, and what did you do? You made fun of them. You humbled them and you humiliated them. Well, now it's my turn. I'm going to make you beg, UpfrontSalmon, you are going to get down on your hands and knees. This time, you'll be the one that's humbled. This time, you'll be the one that's humiliated, and this time, you will be the one that grovels for the wedding ring. And how appropriate, that the ring you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own relationships, wallowing in the muck of holy matrimony. Well, that's probably a way less awkward option than the "I could cultivate her into something that even I could want" promo.
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projecthalaxy posted:SNRRRK MARRY ME SNAKE MAN
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https://twitter.com/TripleH/status/708716638057603073 All bald guys should wear suits and sunglasses.
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Mar 12, 2016 20:11
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Stone cold should never wear a suit
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JoshVanValkenburg posted:Stone cold should never wear a suit What if the suit was camo
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I was going to guess Naitch.
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JoshVanValkenburg posted:Stone cold should never wear a suit  What?
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Not wearing a bolo smdh
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Dexie posted:
Austin suddenly going off on a tangent to cut a promo on Men's Wearhouse was hilarious.
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https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/708680681606553601 Paige is weird
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Paige sounds pretty cool to me, I mean call me old fashioned
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https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/708742153099481090 Paige seems like the kind of person who is weird, but not too weird to hang out with
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Paige is Abigail on the Stardew Valley NPC org chart.
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Paige is a weird, carny as gently caress person but not in an overly scummy or malicious way it seems (unlike apparently some of her family) so it's almost charming in a bizarre way.
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I wouldn't be surprised if paige was legit inbred. Not just because Norwich either.
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Paige is just making jokes of an awkward situation you goobers.
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This is an arms race I can get behind.
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Gonzo McFee posted:Paige is just making jokes of an awkward situation you goobers. No no, she's a cannibalistic carny serial killer who is worse than Gacy, God help us all.
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Paige is probably really fun to party with. Like she's probably down to do coke even though it's 4 am you got work the next day and you haven't slept since the day before, but you don't mind doing some coke because you're just going to talk all night and probably end up at a 24 hour taco place.
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Gonzo McFee posted:Paige is just making jokes of an awkward situation you goobers. This didn't happen in a vacuum.
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The_Rob posted:Paige is probably really fun to party with. Like she's probably down to do coke even though it's 4 am you got work the next day and you haven't slept since the day before, but you don't mind doing some coke because you're just going to talk all night and probably end up at a 24 hour taco place. Tacos are probably too high class for Norwich, really.
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Skaw posted:What if the suit was camo Like Sgt Slaughter?
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njsykora posted:This is an arms race I can get behind. SSP Meltzer Driver. Phoenix Splash Meltzer Driver. Latter assisted Meltzer Driver. Meltzer assisted Meltzer Driver.
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Revenant Threshold posted:Coke is way too high class for Norwich. yeah, norwich you would probably end up doing mkat at
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Mar 13, 2016 17:57
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Maybe the Trump Administration will push Alex Riley.
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projecthalaxy posted:Maybe the Trump Administration will push Alex Riley. Hopefully in to oncoming traffic
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Alex literal facism Riley is hoping that Trump will deport Kevin Steen back to ROH.
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what if alex riley is secretly th best troll
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