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Lottery of Babylon posted:

Buddhism is the original Red Pill.

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Lottery of Babylon posted:

Buddhism is the original Red Pill.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 08:47

bean_shadow: Sep 27, 2005; If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

This coming from a woman who, when I used to work with her, thought you had to fly over water to Mexico. I had to draw her a map of North America.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 13:27

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

bean_shadow posted:

This coming from a woman who, when I used to work with her, thought you had to fly over water to Mexico. I had to draw her a map of North America.

That's an ape

# ? Mar 13, 2016 14:21

Mikl: Nov 8, 2009; Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

bean_shadow posted:

This coming from a woman who, when I used to work with her, thought you had to fly over water to Mexico. I had to draw her a map of North America.

Reply with "If Protestants came from Catholics, why are there still Catholics?".

# ? Mar 13, 2016 14:44

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Mikl posted:

Reply with "If Protestants came from Catholics, why are there still Catholics?".

I prefer: "if Islam came from Christianity, why are there still Christians?"

# ? Mar 13, 2016 14:51

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
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if red pills came from Buddhism, why are there still Buddhists?

# ? Mar 13, 2016 15:57

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# ? Mar 13, 2016 16:01

FAROOQ: Aug 20, 2014; by Smythe

Intoluene posted:

I prefer: "if Islam came from Christianity, why are there still Christians?"

This is the stupidest thing I've ever read.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 16:18

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FAROOQ posted:

This is the stupidest thing I've ever read.

It's less stupid than "if evolution why monkey" tho?

# ? Mar 13, 2016 16:21

Byzantine: Sep 1, 2007

Also Islam didn't come from Christianity.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 16:22

FAROOQ: Aug 20, 2014; by Smythe

Lady Naga posted:

It's less stupid than "if evolution why monkey" tho?

This is the stupidest thing I've ever read.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 16:23

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# ? Mar 13, 2016 16:27

Slime: Jan 3, 2007

if sandwich, why still bread

# ? Mar 13, 2016 16:33

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

If a, why b-z

# ? Mar 13, 2016 16:35

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Dreddout posted:

I'm the corded controller in TYOOL 2016.

I'm the actual screenshot of FIFA 2016

# ? Mar 13, 2016 16:37

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change my name posted:

How does this page have 100,000 likes?

You can buy likes for not very much money.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 16:40

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Byzantine posted:

Also Islam didn't come from Christianity.

No, I'm pretty sure it did? At least in the same way that you could say Christianity came from Judaism.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 17:02

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No Such Thing posted:

ipad screen stickers are transparent so the dad is bein super weird there.

It's a matte screen.

Less glare, fewer details.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 17:24

constantIllusion: Feb 16, 2010

bean_shadow posted:

This coming from a woman who, when I used to work with her, thought you had to fly over water to Mexico. I had to draw her a map of North America.

Because evolution doesn't state that we came from monkeys. It states that monkeys, apes, chimpanzees, other primates, and humans all share a common ancestor. Meaning that other primates are our "cousins," not our "grandparents." :

# ? Mar 13, 2016 17:25

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constantIllusion posted:

Because evolution doesn't state that we came from monkeys. It states that monkeys, apes, chimpanzees, other primates, and humans all share a common ancestor. Meaning that other primates are our "cousins," not our "grandparents." :

Oh now I get it

# ? Mar 13, 2016 17:29

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

constantIllusion posted:

Because evolution doesn't state that we came from monkeys. It states that monkeys, apes, chimpanzees, other primates, and humans all share a common ancestor. Meaning that other primates are our "cousins," not our "grandparents." :

literally everyone that posts in this thread is aware

# ? Mar 13, 2016 17:32

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Henchman of Santa posted:

literally everyone that posts in this thread is aware

Im not, gently caress you. I did some learnin today.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 17:36

A Fancy 400 lbs: Jul 24, 2008

Kit Walker posted:

I've heard it was the pro-Trump group that was getting violent so lol. But I guess we'll see how the media portrays it

I argued with a pro-Trump guy who was there yesterday. He said the anti-Trump side started it by having, and I quote, "Mexican flags, Muslim banners and Bernie signs". When I said that having flags and signs you don't like doesn't mean you get to beat someone up he threatened to beat me up if he saw me around town, and when I called him out on that and called him a keyboard warrior the (now ex-)mutual friend blocked me on Facebook. :allears:

# ? Mar 13, 2016 17:57

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Byzantine posted:

Also Islam didn't come from Christianity.

How can you be sure? Were you there???

# ? Mar 13, 2016 18:04

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bean_shadow posted:

This coming from a woman who, when I used to work with her, thought you had to fly over water to Mexico. I had to draw her a map of North America.

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subpar anachronism posted:

please let this happen for real

# ? Mar 13, 2016 19:17

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constantIllusion posted:

Because evolution doesn't state that we came from monkeys. It states that monkeys, apes, chimpanzees, other primates, and humans all share a common ancestor. Meaning that other primates are our "cousins," not our "grandparents." :

yes but it's just a theory

# ? Mar 13, 2016 19:27

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subpar anachronism posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvuM3DjvYf0&t=71s

# ? Mar 13, 2016 19:35

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Henchman of Santa posted:

literally everyone that posts in this thread is aware

You willing to put some money on that?

# ? Mar 13, 2016 19:53

bean_shadow: Sep 27, 2005; If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

constantIllusion posted:

Because evolution doesn't state that we came from monkeys. It states that monkeys, apes, chimpanzees, other primates, and humans all share a common ancestor. Meaning that other primates are our "cousins," not our "grandparents." :

That's basically what I replied with, along with saying that that was an ape not a monkey. She hasn't replied back.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 20:40

Byzantine: Sep 1, 2007

Wanamingo posted:

No, I'm pretty sure it did? At least in the same way that you could say Christianity came from Judaism.

It's related, but it's not a direct lineage like Protestantism splitting from Catholicism.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 20:59

kru: Oct 5, 2003

P sure the rear end-pope disagrees fyi

# ? Mar 13, 2016 21:04

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constantIllusion posted:

Because evolution doesn't state that we came from monkeys. It states that monkeys, apes, chimpanzees, other primates, and humans all share a common ancestor. Meaning that other primates are our "cousins," not our "grandparents." :

Which is where I make the Islam comparison. It's a similar and incorrect generalisation of something way more complicated.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 21:04

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Byzantine posted:

It's related, but it's not a direct lineage like Protestantism splitting from Catholicism.

Well, no, but the fact that Mohammed revered the Virgin Mary, and believed Jesus was a true prophet is too much for a lot of anti-Muslim facebook folks to absorb.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 22:12

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subpar anachronism posted:

Islam is holding back the firing pin so... Islam is saving America from itself.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 22:19

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bean_shadow posted:

This coming from a woman who, when I used to work with her, thought you had to fly over water to Mexico. I had to draw her a map of North America.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 23:40

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Luckyellow posted:

Islam is holding back the firing pin so... Islam is saving America from itself.

Unless I've forgotten or learned it wrong, that's the hammer. Not that it matters.

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A Fancy 400 lbs: Jul 24, 2008

budgieinspector posted:

I'm the RC Cola in the background.

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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

I'm the RC Cola in the background.

I'm the ceramic Spuds McKenzie

# ? Mar 14, 2016 00:28

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