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MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:



My god, man, I've watered her down as far as she'll go! I cannae water no more!

Movies! What a ripoff! I don't have to sit here and take this! I :tootzzz:

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

MrSlam posted:

Movies! What a ripoff! I don't have to sit here and take this! I :tootzzz:

You're free to leave whenever you want, but would you mind telling us why?

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

MrSlam posted:

Movies! What a ripoff! I don't have to sit here and take this! I :tootzzz:

I'm hoping you enjoy this movie. It made every Indian critic's top 400 list.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

The Nastier Nate posted:

I'm hoping you enjoy this movie. It made every Indian critic's top 400 list.

Otm Shank.

He is India's answer to Brian Dennehy.

Otm Shank.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

TMMadman posted:

Otm Shank.

He is India's answer to Brian Dennehy.

Otm Shank.

But, TMMadman it works on any Ayatollah. Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi...
Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

TMMadman posted:

You're free to leave whenever you want, but would you mind telling us why?

I do what I feel like. :colbert:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Root Bear posted:

I do what I feel like. :colbert:

Hey Root Bear, get back to work! :mad:

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

MrSlam posted:

Movies! What a ripoff! I don't have to sit here and take this! I :tootzzz:

Just enjoy the movie. It has Tom Berenger.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Hey Root Bear, get back to work! :mad:

As a change of pace, why don't I let you do all the work? I think you're ready for it, Fruitbat!

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Just enjoy the movie. It has Tom Berenger.

That elephant ate my entire platoon.
I'm not going to let that happen again!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

That elephant ate my entire platoon.
I'm not going to let that happen again!

I love that platoon. Reminds me of elephants. :corsair:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Just enjoy the movie. It has Tom Berenger.

Wow! A free movie! Outta my way jerk rear end!

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

That elephant ate my entire platoon.
I'm not going to let that happen again!

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

TMMadman posted:

Wow! A free movie! Outta my way jerk rear end!

Frankly, My Dear... I love you let's remarry.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

York_M_Chan posted:

Frankly, My Dear... I love you let's remarry.


DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007



And Ted Koppel IS a robot!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

DizzyBum posted:

And Ted Koppel IS a robot!

DizzyBum, I think I hate Ted Koppel.

No, wait. I find him informative and witty.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Oh no! Willie didn't make it! And he crushed our boy! :ohdear:

Ugh, what a mess.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

IMJack posted:

Oh no! Willie didn't make it! And he crushed our boy! :ohdear:

Ugh, what a mess.

"Don't crush Willie." Good advice!

Justice Sloth
Jun 10, 2012

Damn skippy.

You are not Ganesh. Ganesh is graceful! :argh:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Justice Sloth posted:

You are not Ganesh. Ganesh is graceful! :argh:

I like that quote. Reminds me of elephants.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

jscolon2.0 posted:

I like that quote. Reminds me of elephants.

I came out of the elephant’s mouth right? Because I already showered once today.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

jscolon2.0 posted:

I like that quote. Reminds me of elephants.

The goon wants an elephant!
We don't have a drat elephant!
Don't whisper into the mic!

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Root Bear posted:

As a change of pace, why don't I let you do all the work? I think you're ready for it, Fruitbat!

That's not a job, it's a waste of time. What can goons pay you? Nothin'! What satisfaction do you get from helping them? None! Who wants to help goons anyway? Nobody!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

That's not a job, it's a waste of time. What can goons pay you? Nothin'! What satisfaction do you get from helping them? None! Who wants to help goons anyway? Nobody!

Think about it. I mean, what team was Babe Ruth on? Who knows.

Sharing is a bunch of bull, too. And helping others. And what's all this crap I've been hearing about tolerance?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

That's not a job, it's a waste of time.

Occupation (Please don't put homemaker as it's not a real job that's why you don't get paid for it): __________________________________________

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Occupation (Please don't put homemaker as it's not a real job that's why you don't get paid for it): __________________________________________

Curator of large mammals.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Do over Ham posted:

Curator of large mammals.

WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT?!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

Curator of large mammals.

Worked for the Carter administration?

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



IMJack posted:

Worked for the Carter administration?

He's history's greatest monster! :argh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Root Bear posted:

WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT?!

I wish this quote was about candy apple island instead.

Justice Sloth
Jun 10, 2012

Damn skippy.

Jerusalem posted:

I wish this quote was about candy apple island instead.

If "if"s and "but"s were candy and nuts then... how does the rest of that go?

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Justice Sloth posted:

If "if"s and "but"s were candy and nuts then... how does the rest of that go?

If fire should come to you
There is one thing you must do
Something, something, then you'll see
You'll avoid catastrophe!

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Skeesix posted:

If fire should come to you
There is one thing you must do
Something, something, then you'll see
You'll avoid catastrophe!

Come to Uncle Moe's for family fun
It's good, good, good, good, good good-good!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

IMJack posted:

Worked for the Carter administration?

Scooby Doo can doo-doo.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Jerusalem posted:

I wish this quote was about candy apple island instead.

And hillbillies want to be called "Son's of the Soil" but it isn't going to happen!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Root Bear posted:

And hillbillies want to be called "Son's of the Soil" but it isn't going to happen!

Back you go, to wait for a women with less discriminatin' tastes.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Scooby Doo can doo-doo.

Justice Sloth
Jun 10, 2012

Damn skippy.

DizzyBum posted:

Come to Uncle Moe's for family fun
It's good, good, good, good, good good-good!



No, no, I need a name that says friendly, all-american cooking.

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Justice Sloth posted:

No, no, I need a name that says friendly, all-american cooking.

How about : Chairman Moe's Magic Wok!

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