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Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
It's a green one so I think they're actually making a homemade real doll.

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AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
That's an impossible volume of chocolate for that container to hold. And the way he's pouring there's no way the shell isn't go to overflow. Just sloppy work. No wonder they tried to cover it up.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

That's the face of a man who knows he's just been insulted in the stealthiest way.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading

Roro posted:

That's the face of a man who knows he's just been insulted in the stealthiest way.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋


SMASHING!

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


services to sausages

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Good ol Dick Balls On

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

That kid on the right's blank stare reminds me of this:

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Subjunctive posted:

services to sausages

Loving the tiny PORK.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Huh, I never knew what Abe Froman looked like.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Somfin posted:

Loving the tiny PORK.

Then we're going to get along just fine.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I love how the tiny PORK is in the imperative.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Dick Balson and his David Cock Sausage Award for Excellence in Pork.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

The Doody family. This reads like an Onion article.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

You know, I'm still weirded out by the everything about this thing. The... Anatomy? of it? The way you flip the page and find you're now finger banging a body horror, knuckle deep into the I don't even of this hell if I know. Who in the poo poo? I don't ???

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Magypsy
Apr 2, 2010

People call me Pine! (Pine!)
Eastern Venus Space Police.
If there's slime, (There's slime!)
Involved in a crime, (Bad crime!)
We'll clean them up on the beat! (The beat!)
What is it supposed to be? I honestly can't tell.

Seditiar
Aug 5, 2012

A cave with curtains.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Too bad a Labial Arts degree is next to useless.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Similarly:



http://www.dickbuscharchitects.com/

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Holy moly thats good.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Oof. Ooooooooof. Maybe the author put Frosty kind of to the side to prevent it looking like it does, but it still absolutely does. It just looks like he's moved to the side so he can look Santa in his eyes as he reams him.

In fact, what the hell was this person trying to paint? I mean, I get that he's trying to help him up, but it's for kids. Just draw them hanging out, or something.

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

trapped mouse posted:

Oof. Ooooooooof. Maybe the author put Frosty kind of to the side to prevent it looking like it does, but it still absolutely does. It just looks like he's moved to the side so he can look Santa in his eyes as he reams him.

In fact, what the hell was this person trying to paint? I mean, I get that he's trying to help him up, but it's for kids. Just draw them hanging out, or something.

I think he's giving Santa a massage

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Gonna end with a frosty.

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer

LingcodKilla posted:

Gonna end with a frosty.

More like a snowball.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Okay, I went to that website and it looks drat convincing, I'll admit, but I still refuse to believe it's real. With that name and logo, I'd much rather believe someone's gone a long way for a joke.

Xythe
Aug 4, 2010

Stop getting mad at video games. No stop insulting his mother what is wrong with you.
That's an awful lot of effort for a joke

Buh
May 17, 2008

trapped mouse posted:

Oof. Ooooooooof. Maybe the author put Frosty kind of to the side to prevent it looking like it does, but it still absolutely does. It just looks like he's moved to the side so he can look Santa in his eyes as he reams him.

In fact, what the hell was this person trying to paint? I mean, I get that he's trying to help him up, but it's for kids. Just draw them hanging out, or something.

I think Santa's meant to be stuck in a chimney.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Buh posted:

I think Santa's meant to be stuck in a chimney.

No, Frosty is.

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

trapped mouse posted:

Oof. Ooooooooof. Maybe the author put Frosty kind of to the side to prevent it looking like it does, but it still absolutely does. It just looks like he's moved to the side so he can look Santa in his eyes as he reams him.

In fact, what the hell was this person trying to paint? I mean, I get that he's trying to help him up, but it's for kids. Just draw them hanging out, or something.

It's the extra details, like Frosty being all flushed in the face and Santa holding on for dear life as Frosty drives it home, that make it seem not quite accidental.

Dewgy posted:

No, Frosty is.

Nah, he's stuck in the coal chute.

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Thumpety thump thump

Thumpety thump thump

Look at ol' Frosty go

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

You Are A Elf posted:

Humpety hump hump

Humpety hump hump

Look at ol' Frosty go

Humpety hump hump

Humpety hump hump

Filling your rear end with snow!

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

LingcodKilla posted:

Gonna end with a frosty.

Really gives new meaning to the expression "the white stuff."

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Kali11324
Dec 8, 2004

This space intentionally left blank

This had to have been done on purpose.

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