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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Those eyes are a revealing story blurb on the backside cover. She's a lunatic.

I put down Tinder in early January. Now that I've got a big boy job maybe it's time to pick it up again.

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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Those crazy eyes.

Cray cray.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Zeris posted:

No but I probably should've been able to figure it out from this pic. Add 20lbs, though, for the real-life version.



20lbs in the face?

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Zeris posted:

No but I probably should've been able to figure it out from this pic. Add 20lbs, though, for the real-life version.



I look at that picture and feel like it is morphing while I'm looking at it.

Basically what I'm saying is that she is the spawn of satan.

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002
If it wasn't for the crazy (and lack of a full body shot) I'd say 20 lbs would still land in the " few beers " region.

I've spent literally the entire weekend in this hotel room watching Naked and Afraid. Some jesus nut refuses to share body heat with this chick because god would judge him for coveting her booty.

Everyone watchin be peepin her booty bro. You're surrounded by cameras.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Zeris posted:

No but I probably should've been able to figure it out from this pic. Add 20lbs, though, for the real-life version.



:eyepop: Jesus loving crazy eyes

Syrian refugees are on tindr now?

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

Rad Lieutenant posted:

:eyepop: Jesus loving crazy eyes

Syrian refugees are on tindr now?

Its not even the crazy eyes. Its the lack of self awareness that she went "Yeah, this is the picture to use. Not crazy at all"

Thats true crazy there.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Overly Attached Girlfriend has less crazy eyes.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Zeris posted:

No but I probably should've been able to figure it out from this pic. Add 20lbs, though, for the real-life version.



:stonk:

dont gently caress her unless you want to wake up later and have that face be the last thing you see as shes disemboweling you

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mad Dragon posted:

Overly Attached Girlfriend has less crazy eyes.

I actually thought that was her for a second

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Probably still would though.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM0-ZU8njdo

N4I can you get this embedded everywhere on GIP tyvmia

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
also maybe people are going to start showing their wispy pubic hair beards in millenial.jpg

God Hole posted:

I'm a millennial and should I bother with this beard?




i for one am excited

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Mad Dragon posted:

Overly Attached Girlfriend has less crazy eyes.

That girl is really cute. She has resting crazy eyes but they work for her.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Zeris posted:

No but I probably should've been able to figure it out from this pic. Add 20lbs, though, for the real-life version.



Holy goddam poo poo those are some crazy eyes.

There's no way she hasn't killed someone's dog because they didn't reply to a Facebook party invite

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Zeris posted:

No but I probably should've been able to figure it out from this pic. Add 20lbs, though, for the real-life version.



I just ran the gently caress out of my room

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Are we sure she didn't kill Zeris and is now posting from his account?
:ohdear:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Pretty far fetched

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

holocaust bloopers posted:

Are we sure she didn't kill Zeris and is now posting from his account?
:ohdear:

Wearing a Zeris suit.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Pretty far fetched

Subtle

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Loved it.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Pretty far fetched

:tinfoil:

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
originally posted in the pig thread then it got super heavy in there so im importing it into the goodtime party thread

Booblord Zagats posted:

Yeah, RCR guy is definitly a vet, too. Dude drops a few one liners that can only come from wasting 4-8 years of your life worrying about promotion points while doing the bare minimum to not get yelled at.

Another great one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZEVLQQ7uEc

and another because seriously watch all his poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7i70hMyqRU

check this piece of poo poo out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TPg0Qwj5vA

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Mr. Regular isn't a vet. Dude studied classic literature and is a journalist.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

You know those things that are so ridiculous, they go past retarded and swing back around to awesome? This is not one of those things. It high-centered on retarded.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

holocaust bloopers posted:

Mr. Regular isn't a vet. Dude studied classic literature and is a journalist.

Because none of us went to college afterwards and got jobs

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Zeris posted:

No but I probably should've been able to figure it out from this pic. Add 20lbs, though, for the real-life version.



This is why google voice is a thing. You can even send texts with it.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

originally posted in the pig thread then it got super heavy in there so im importing it into the goodtime party thread


check this piece of poo poo out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TPg0Qwj5vA

His review on the 06 f150 is perfect

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Booblord Zagats posted:

Because none of us went to college afterwards and got jobs

I never got the impression the dude is a vet. He's clearly in his early 30's. Dude makes some deep 90's references.

This review still has me laughing hard at the very abrupt gear change.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yARgE9vosw

And this one owns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWHgSN23gtc

bloops fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Mar 14, 2016

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

holocaust bloopers posted:

I never got the impression the dude is a vet. He's clearly in his early 30's. Dude makes some deep 90's references.

This review still has me laughing hard at the very abrupt gear change.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yARgE9vosw

And this one owns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWHgSN23gtc

There's 2 where he says "This isn't an officer, not refined, no this is an enlisted man "

Here's the F-150 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13fcdaXhUFU

Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Mar 14, 2016

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Booblord Zagats posted:

There's 2 where he says "This isn't an officer, not refined, no this is an enlisted man "

yea but everyone knows enlisted are real farts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDGdxli71cg

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Something tells me he doesn't know that.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I've been seeing a lot of profiles with like wedding photos and a ton of couple shots. Not just half of them or something but all of them.

They're always ugly so I don't make it further than that but yeah. I see the open relationships ones sometimes.

Matched with a girl the other day that is "a mamma and emotionally taken" but looking for friends. Like what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCc6O8F-ntQ



Also the girl that catfished me added a small bit about being a mom on her thing and a pic of her and a kid. Poor dudes probably just think it's one. I didn't wanna say it because her ex-husband is prob on here but he's a Navy nuke apparently lmao. She just got back from a solo vacation and was able to go out on a Wednesday night. Like, you have three kids. You lost the right to all of that when you decided to have them. Go take care of your kids jfc

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Mar 14, 2016

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
tinder has made me an expert at figuring out who in a series of group shots is the girl in question.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

tinder has made me an expert at figuring out who in a series of group shots is the girl in question.

It's the fat one

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
It's always been the whale, but now it can be down to multiple fats in a picture.

Wedding pictures are just code that all their friends are getting married and that's probably the skinniest she's been for any photo in recent years.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xklHhk05Mjw

:stare:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Eh I find some girls just post them and one or two ugly(ier)/fat(ter) friends as to make them look better

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Mr. Nice! posted:

JNCOs as far as the eye could see.

What's old is new again

http://www.today.com/style/jnco-jeans-return-90s-throwback-comeback-t54096

http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2015/11/17/jnco-jeans-are-trying-to-make-a-comeback/

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