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codex_intersection
Mar 14, 2016

by Lowtax
I'M A STUPID rear end in a top hat

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Mar 14, 2016

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Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Windows 98 posted:

Lowtax, im currently dealing with my own crazy neighbor right now who may be crazier than this guy. He tried to steal his moms bible and then she called the cops on him last night. Now the cops are here again this morning because he's getting kicked out and throwing a tantrum. He was throwing her clothes out the window he broke into with a ladder. Then he threw a bike at the house. When I showed up from dunkins donuts he had a broken foot, was resisting them, and screaming about killing himself. This is only the tip top of this guys crazy iceberg and I've been documenting his meltdown for a while now.


What should I do? Please advise.
Sincerely,
Guy laughing inside his house watching someone throw a bike at his own house.





I'm cracking up picturing this scene where the cops are wrestling with this wounded animal maniac, clothes everywhere and the mom is crying... In the midst of all this the mail truck pulls up, nonchalantly walks past them to put the mail in the box, then casually drives away.

codex_intersection
Mar 14, 2016

by Lowtax
I'M A STUPID rear end in a top hat

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Mar 14, 2016

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



codex_intersection posted:

was the penis consumed for the soul fire is all i want to know?

- alex levert

don't sign your

oh

codex_intersection
Mar 14, 2016

by Lowtax
I'M A STUPID rear end in a top hat

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Mar 14, 2016

codex_intersection
Mar 14, 2016

by Lowtax
I'M A STUPID rear end in a top hat

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Mar 14, 2016

codex_intersection
Mar 14, 2016

by Lowtax
I'M A STUPID rear end in a top hat

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Mar 14, 2016

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

now say something nice about windows98, he craves your approval

Just yours bb. PM what you'd do to me :wink:

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
YES another one!

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
can we start replying to each of Alex's posts with the YouTube link to the dramatic reading of his e/n post? that should hopefully annoy him enough that his head will explode

codex_intersection
Mar 14, 2016

by Lowtax

That Robot posted:

can we start replying to each of Alex's posts with the YouTube link to the dramatic reading of his e/n post? that should hopefully annoy him enough that his head will explode

I'M A STUPID rear end in a top hat

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Mar 14, 2016

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
serious question lowtax have you kept tallies about how many brains you have directly/indirectly broken? it has to be in the double didgets now

codex_intersection
Mar 14, 2016

by Lowtax
I'M A STUPID rear end in a top hat

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Mar 14, 2016

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



Windows 98 posted:

Just yours bb. PM what you'd do to me :wink:

i'll tell you right here i'd make you mod and then after your head exploded from the quantum of authority i'd bury you gently under the weeping willow beside the babbling brook that runs through your abandoned hell-neighbourhood

codex_intersection
Mar 14, 2016

by Lowtax
I'M A STUPID rear end in a top hat

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Mar 14, 2016

codex_intersection
Mar 14, 2016

by Lowtax

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

i'll tell you right here i'd make you mod and then after your head exploded from the quantum of authority i'd bury you gently under the weeping willow beside the babbling brook in your abandoned hell-neighbourhood

I'M A STUPID rear end in a top hat

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Mar 14, 2016

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
hey guys I think this codex_intersection guy might be Alex

not sure though

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Eonwe posted:

I hope the guy gets the help he needs

I hope he gets cold-cocked in the gut by a small colonel sanders promotional figurine

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

codex_intersection posted:

was the penis consumed for the soul fire is all i want to know?

- alex levert

have you been anally penetrated before?

do you see a dominatrix?

are you a furry?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
lmbo imho

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

codex_intersection posted:

we r on web 3.690 now LOL

I thought they closed your credit card?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

you're out $400+ and you won't get chargebacks

your pedo dad is going to put it up your rear end, alex

why is your dad a pedo?

Crack
Apr 10, 2009
i mean you gotta give the guy some credit for the effort and dedication. special credit and some special pills.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

That Robot posted:

you're out $400+ and you won't get chargebacks

your pedo dad is going to put it up your rear end, alex

why is your dad a pedo?

LMAO

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
hey jared hope you enjoy that 12 inch footlong

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

the funniest part of this all is that Alex probably thinks he is really upsetting everyone like he is some renegade subversive waging a war against the forums when really no one gives a crap at all and he's more like a Don Quixote swinging away at windmills and no one could care less because this is Oil Country baby, home of breakfast tacos and Texas Tea , that sweet Black Gold :clint:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Commie NedFlanders posted:

the funniest part of this all is that Alex probably thinks he is really upsetting everyone like he is some renegade subversive waging a war against the forums when really no one gives a crap at all and he's more like a Don Quixote swinging away at windmills and no one could care less because this is Oil Country baby, home of breakfast tacos and Texas Tea , that sweet Black Gold :clint:

did someone say big texas!?! i could really go for one pick me up one from the ol' stop and go

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

gangstalking and doxxing and harassing his parents is not cool though, have some class people

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Hey everyone that guy is a stupid rear end in a top hat

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Commie NedFlanders made me laugh in this thread. So. Now I believe in magic.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

start a feud with a different crazy person lowtax i'm sick of this guy

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
frankly, if I found out my dad was a pedo, I'd be spamming an Internet forum too, but I'd probably do one without a paywall and avoid all that credit card fuckery. but I do have sympathy for the core idea.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Lowtax do you regret opening SA

Like do you ever think I should have been a hotdog man or something

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
its very easy to not even notice posts or read them at all and scroll past like lol another loving crazy bastard on SA.com like he is some special snowflake cos he has mental issues like jeez guy do you know where you are, myself and i just set out like twelve mouse traps to catch this really fat pidgeon that eats all the birdseed i put out everyday, none of it makes sense but its the posting that counts

holy poo poo putting out bird seed that's like a hollywood crazy person activity - you can take that to the bank is what im saying

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

start a feud with a different crazy person lowtax i'm sick of this guy

i can take him jerry let me go

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
*whispers* dont let me go man

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Nation posted:

i can take him jerry let me go

go for his face, thats his weak spot

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
It's pretty crafty this Alex Levert turning himself into a meme

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Commie NedFlanders posted:

the funniest part of this all is that Alex probably thinks he is really upsetting everyone like he is some renegade subversive waging a war against the forums when really no one gives a crap at all and he's more like a Don Quixote swinging away at windmills and no one could care less because this is Oil Country baby, home of breakfast tacos and Texas Tea , that sweet Black Gold :clint:

he's full retard don quixote

Alex levert, if you don't respond to this post I will assume you wore a special helmet as a child and you were the dumb kid who pulled his pants down entirely to pee at a urinal

I also will assume that you're a diaperfur waste of space

If you don't respond to this post, all of what I said should be deemed true

That Robot fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Mar 14, 2016

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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Lowtax posted:

He hasn't done any chargebacks yet, and I believe he's actually crossed the point where he will be able to do any chargebacks, since right now he's renting out servers across the world so he can go through them and register new accounts.
that's certainly dedication right there, you'd think a professional might be able to channel his crazy into something productive.

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