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Tigntink posted:There's someone out there with "Horse Fluffer" on their resume. I guarantee it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnmlSr5x-YQ&t=20s
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Jesus Christ this is the best derail every.
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 01:35 |
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cowofwar posted:Giant fleshlight. In the case of bulls it is a giant fleshlight car. So they run a train on this fleshlight?
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 02:04 |
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EDIT: Starting a thread.
CelestialScribe fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Mar 11, 2016 |
# ? Mar 11, 2016 02:09 |
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Someone post that story about the dolphin that forced a woman to give it hand jobs after they did government issued LSD together.
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 02:09 |
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CelestialScribe posted:I need someone to tell me whether I'm about to be bad with money. Start a thread, IMO.
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 02:11 |
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CelestialScribe posted:I need someone to tell me whether I'm about to be bad with money. The only way that'd be a worse humblebrag is if your part-time business was jerking off horses.
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 02:11 |
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Any time someone posts something like "I have <dollars> now, but I'll have <several times that> by the end of the year", I gotta question it. What happened to the last nine months' 32k? The one before that? I know incomes and situations change, but don't rely on projections that plan around a level of willpower you've possibly never shown before. (I'm sure part of this is having a kid but still, only 8k savings and you can accrue 32k every nine months?) Make a thread.
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 02:25 |
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Is starting a job to give basic common sense financial advice* GWM? WOuld people go for it? * along the lines of "Your monthly expenditure should not be exceeding your monthly income."
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 03:26 |
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Pureauthor posted:Is starting a job to give basic common sense financial advice* GWM? WOuld people go for it? Isn't that the basic premise of YNAB? They seem to be doing ok.
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 03:36 |
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Pureauthor posted:Is starting a job to give basic common sense financial advice* GWM? WOuld people go for it?
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 03:37 |
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I thought this link was gonna lead me to that Jackass clip where they drink the horse cum
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 04:57 |
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pig slut lisa posted:I thought this link was gonna lead me to that Jackass clip where they drink the horse cum Yet you clicked it anyway
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 05:03 |
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canyoneer posted:Yet you clicked it anyway Astute observation
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 05:06 |
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cowofwar posted:Giant fleshlight. In the case of bulls it is a giant fleshlight car.
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 15:21 |
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Dik Hz posted:I know someone in grad school who did this for Rhinoceroses, (Rhinoceri?) except she had to sit in the car. If ever there was a time to be wearing your safety googles. That would be it.
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 15:30 |
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Dik Hz posted:I know someone in grad school who did this for Rhinoceroses, (Rhinoceri?) except she had to sit in the car. And you thought it was annoying when someone's foot kicks the back of your car seat.
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 15:33 |
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I distinctly remember Mike Rowe did an episode or segment on his awesome show: Dirty Jobs, where they showed how they milk stallions. I recall they had like mare in heat in a separate pen and in the adjacent one they set up a sawhorse, that the stallion would mound, and someone with a huge fleshlight slip that thing over the horse dongle and the stallion would pump away to completion and his sample was collected in the jar at the end of the sleeve thing. The amount of blurring of things and Mike Rowe innuendo was out of loving control on that one. Request user name change to Mike Rowe Innuendo, TIA.
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 16:10 |
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The Facebook gun lady who was shot by her toddler while driving was on the way to transport a horse with her horse trailer. I'm not surprised that such terrible life decisions go together. And hey check out this dumb motherfucker who is trading on margin but doesn't even know what it is! quote:Recently noticed a sale of some stocks I owned without my authorization. The activity on the transaction says "Unsolicited Sellout". At the time of the sale, I had a negative cash balance with a positive balance in equity in this stock. The transaction particularly hurts as the stock was sold at an 88% loss. He later asked about the viability of legal action but has since deleted the comment.
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Pureauthor posted:Is starting a job to give basic common sense financial advice* GWM? WOuld people go for it? And there were a few beautiful humblebrags in the Can I Afford It section.
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 18:05 |
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High Lord Elbow posted:Making new horses and selling them can marginally defray the foolhardiness. Horses: the first pyramid scheme
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 18:38 |
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Krispy Kareem posted:And you thought it was annoying when someone's foot kicks the back of your car seat. Could be worse. Your job could be this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF3c93luf94
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# ? Mar 11, 2016 18:44 |
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There was a Thoroughbred named The Green Monkey who was sold for $16 million as a yearling and ended up not winning a single race and making a total of $10,240 on the track. Of course he was then put out to stud for other fools to pay $5,000 a pop to breed their mares to. None of the top 10 most expensive TBs sold at auction became particularly good racehorses, and none made up their price on the track or in the stud shed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thoroughbred_valuation Meanwhile you've got horses like Curlin who sold for $57,000 as a yearling and made over $10.5 million as a racehorse and currently has a stud fee of $100,000. The people who originally bought him though turned out to be BWM (bad with morals): quote:Kentucky-based class-action lawyers William Gallion and Shirley Cunningham Jr. bought Curlin for $57,000 as a yearling through their Midnight Cry Stable. They sold controlling interest (80%) in the horse in February 2007 for $3.5 million[1] to a group composed of Jess Jackson, founder of Kendall-Jackson wines; Florida software entrepreneur Satish Sanan's Padua Stables; and George Bolton, an investment banker from San Francisco.
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# ? Mar 13, 2016 21:56 |
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Time to switch from milking horses to milking cows. Apparently the New Zealand Government borrowed $30b to start Fonterra and risk everything on milk powder prices. With the fall off in demand from China information is leaking out about farmers not running their farms as businesses, instead depending on capital gains from land price. Of course with low milk powder prices land prices for dairy are falling. http://www.interest.co.nz/opinion/80559/bernard-hickey-wonders-why-nz-inc-decided-borrow-nz30-bln-bet-volatile-commodity-price New Zealand is looking at 10% of farms failing at a minimum. A large portion of dairy farms are borrowing to pay interest at this time. So much for diversity, instead it's all greed and nothing has changed since the Think Big state intervention era. Just a lot of borrowing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Think_Big I'm now waiting to see how much default rates climb in New Zealand.
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Youth Decay posted:None of the top 10 most expensive TBs sold at auction became particularly good racehorses, and none made up their price on the track or in the stud shed. Is there a way to short a horse?
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# ? Mar 14, 2016 17:11 |
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Sepherothic posted:Is there a way to shorten a horse?
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Sepherothic posted:Is there a way to short a horse? Bad With Money: Ponying up for Credit Default Swaps on Horse Equity TheGreyGhost fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Mar 14, 2016 |
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My wife was telling me her friends are starting to be BWM, they are getting involved with selling the LuLaRoe clothing line. She dropped the bomb on me that they each had to spend around 5k for the cheapest clothing package along with another grand or so for hangars, display racks and stands to even be able to start selling the clothing. This is coming from a bunch of military wives where there husbands clear maybe $35-40K a year with a few in there earning north of $50k at least. I guess a GWM money story is my wife hosting there parties at our house, she gets one free item for being the host and for every ten items sold she gets another free piece. Overall that works great for me, she spends no money, gets a bunch of neat looking free clothing and hangs out with her friends and that all cost me zero dollars.
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# ? Mar 14, 2016 17:38 |
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If you and all your friends sign up a pyramid scheme to sell garbage who is going to buy it? Never pay out of pocket for a job.
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# ? Mar 14, 2016 17:51 |
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My brother-in-law (unemployed) and his soon-to-be-wife (ironically, accountant) have been together about 4 years and are textbook BWM. In their never-ending cultural pressure to keep up appearances as successful Canadian immigrants, they have driven themselves into huge amounts of debt by going on multiple exotic vacations a year, leasing new luxury cars every 2 years, and just generally buying ridiculous poo poo, all for the sake of showing off to the plebes back in the Philippines/first-generation immigrant friends just how successful they are. Over the weekend, my partner and I learned that they were recently told by their parents that they would give them the money for a down-payment on a condo on the following conditions:
Because they live in Vancouver, renowned for its affordable housing, the brand new 2br condo they are planning to buy is well over $500,000, so it is subject to new rules that require a minimum 10% downpayment. Presumably, with the money from the parents, they are only putting in the minimum and ammortizing the rest over 30 years + mandatory mortgage insurance, so I look forward to seeing how they manage with all of their existing debt, a mortgage/insurance/misc condo fees and expenses, plus the cost of raising a Filipino-sized family of at least 3 kids, all on one salary with their spendthrift lifestyle, in one of the most unaffordable cities in the world. Not that they care at all about any of this, because they get to join the elite homeowners of Vancouver, which levels them up a rank or two in their ability to brag about how successful they are with their brand new condo - unlike those shitheads who rent or who buy pre-owned condos . They are expecting to sign the papers by the end of the month. Additional unrelated detail: Not that we would have ever accepted it because of the conditions-attached, but the parents never offered us the money even though my partner is the eldest son (a big deal in Filipino families) and we've been together for two years longer than his brother and his soon-to-be-wife... because they refuse to acknowledge him/us since gays are abominations. Tipps fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Mar 14, 2016 |
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Tipps posted:My brother-in-law (unemployed) and his soon-to-be-wife (ironically, accountant) have been together about 4 years and are textbook BWM. In their never-ending cultural pressure to keep up appearances as successful Canadian immigrants, they have driven themselves into huge amounts of debt by going on multiple exotic vacations a year, leasing new luxury cars every 2 years, and just generally buying ridiculous poo poo, all for the sake of showing off to the plebes back in the Philippines/first-generation immigrant friends just how successful they are. Sounds like you dodged a bullet to me. You really don't want inlaws living in your condo, nevermind along with babies for extended periods of time.
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# ? Mar 14, 2016 19:12 |
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Depends on the family, I think. Free childcare!
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cowofwar posted:Sounds like you dodged a bullet to me. You really don't want inlaws living in your condo, nevermind along with babies for extended periods of time. Oh absolutely. My partner is still pretty upset about being effectively culturally-disowned by his family, but the knowledge that we dodged a huge loving bullet regarding their "conditions" is helping soften the blow. Nail Rat posted:Depends on the family, I think. Free childcare! This is true and is a dimension I didn't think about. The parents want grandchildren badly, and they will all over childcare duties once the two of them are properly married in the eyes of the Lord and can start having babies like good Catholics. Whether the money they save on childcare for 6mo of the year is worth selling their souls to a 30y mortgage and having your parents live with you for 6mo a year until they die though...
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Tipps posted:Oh absolutely. My partner is still pretty upset about being effectively culturally-disowned by his family, but the knowledge that we dodged a huge loving bullet regarding their "conditions" is helping soften the blow. Different strokes. Multi generational families have their ups and downs, just like nuclear and blended families too. That sounds like a loving nightmare to me, but my ideal family is DINK so I'm probably biased. That said, people who have kids primarily 'to have someone to take care of me when I'm old' should be sterilized, just as soon as I can come up with a palatable program to do so.
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NancyPants posted:Different strokes. Multi generational families have their ups and downs, just like nuclear and blended families too. That sounds like a loving nightmare to me, but my ideal family is DINK so I'm probably biased. I know someone who does this. He refuses to save anything for retirement because his children will look after him and his wife. What kind of lovely person does that?
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 01:13 |
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CelestialScribe posted:I know someone who does this. He refuses to save anything for retirement because his children will look after him and his wife. The kind that is homeless when they're 65 because their kids won't look after them.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 01:14 |
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I decided to have children because I need someone to inherit my lands and titles, as well as avenge me if I am slain in battle.
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canyoneer posted:I decided to have children because I need someone to inherit my lands and titles, as well as avenge me if I am slain in battle. Same. Gonna use my daughters to broker alliances by marriage too.
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canyoneer posted:I decided to have children because I need someone to inherit my lands and titles, as well as avenge me if I am slain in battle. This is rapidly becoming the only reason why I would want to have kids.
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Having a feckless nimwitted heir is truly BWM, m'lords.
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