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IMJack posted:How about : Chairman Moe's Magic Wok! I like it!
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Everything Counts posted:I like it! Nah, I need something that says you can have a nice relaxing time with the family.
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Mar 14, 2016 02:08
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Skeesix posted:Nah, I need something that says you can have a nice relaxing time with the family. How about : "Madman Skeesix's PRESSURE COOKER"!
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Mar 14, 2016 04:08
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Root Bear posted:How about : "Madman Skeesix's PRESSURE COOKER"! I like it!
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Mar 14, 2016 04:54
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Skeesix posted:Nah, I need something that says you can have a nice relaxing time with the family. Professor P. J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery! 
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Mar 14, 2016 10:32
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Do over Ham posted:Professor P. J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery!
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Mar 14, 2016 10:45
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Do Over Ham, this place smells of tinkle. Yes, I think we'll just go with "The Texas Cheesecake Depository."
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Mar 14, 2016 10:58
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Do Over Ham, this place smells of tinkle. Oh, but Doctor_Fruitbat: the dank. The dank! 
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Mar 14, 2016 11:09
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Do over Ham posted:Oh, but Doctor_Fruitbat: the dank. The dank! Aaaah, natural light! Get it off me!
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Mar 14, 2016 11:31
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Do over Ham posted:Oh, but Doctor_Fruitbat: the dank. The dank! He hangs out at a seedy bar with bums and lowlifes.
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Mar 14, 2016 12:13
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Aaaah, natural light! Get it off me! Hey, this isn't "faux-dive" this is a dive!
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Mar 14, 2016 12:23
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Justice Sloth posted:Hey, this isn't "faux-dive" this is a dive! There's something bothering me about this place... I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, ladies!
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Mar 14, 2016 16:30
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DizzyBum posted:There's something bothering me about this place... I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, ladies!
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Mar 14, 2016 17:49
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MrSlam posted:Well sir, I won't bore you with details of our miraculous escape. But we desparately need a real emergency exit. Hey, this emergency exit is painted on!  
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Mar 14, 2016 17:55
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MrSlam posted:Well sir, I won't bore you with details of our miraculous escape. But we desparately need a real emergency exit. Uh... what do I do in case of fire?
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Mar 14, 2016 19:19
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IMJack posted:Uh... what do I do in case of fire? Ahh! What do I do? What do I do? Oh, the song. The song! When the fire starts to burn, There's a lesson you must learn. Something something, then you'll see: You'll avoid catastrophe! D'oh!
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Mar 14, 2016 19:35
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IMJack posted:Uh... what do I do in case of fire? Why must the things I love always burn?
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Mar 14, 2016 19:35
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Boo-urns.
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MrSlam posted:Well sir, I won't bore you with details of our miraculous escape. But we desparately need a real emergency exit. So the goons learned how to function as a society and eventually they were rescued by oh, let's say... Moe.
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Mar 14, 2016 20:07
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TMMadman posted:D'oh! A dear!
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Mar 14, 2016 20:21
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Mister Kingdom posted:A dear! A female deer! Still one of the best jokes on the show.
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DizzyBum posted:A female deer! I’m pretty sure I can struggle my way out. First I’ll just reach in and pull my legs out … now I’ll pull my arms out with my face. 
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Mar 15, 2016 02:21
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DizzyBum posted:Hey, this emergency exit is painted on! Ah, Oliver North. He was just poured into that uniform. 
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Mar 15, 2016 02:25
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Do over Ham posted:Ah, Oliver North. He was just poured into that uniform. 'Jimmy' is such an ugly word--unless you're talking about Jimmy Smits!
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Mar 15, 2016 02:37
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Everything Counts, leave that crowbar! You know I don't like you prying and jimmying!
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Everything Counts posted:'Jimmy' is such an ugly word--unless you're talking about Jimmy Smits! FishMist posted:Everything Counts, leave that crowbar! You know I don't like you prying and jimmying! Usurper! Usurper! Usurper! Don't mess with me! I've got jimmies! 
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Mar 15, 2016 02:43
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FishMist posted:Everything Counts, leave that crowbar! You know I don't like you prying and jimmying! FishMist, I'm borrowing your blue crowbar. 
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Mar 15, 2016 03:31
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Root Bear posted:Why must the things I love always burn? Why does everything I whip leave me?
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Mar 15, 2016 04:36
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JohnnyCanuck posted:Why does everything I whip leave me? Licorice whip! 
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Mar 15, 2016 04:41
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IMJack posted:FishMist, I'm borrowing your blue crowbar. Oh yeah, and I'm not easily impressed. Whoa! A blue crowbar!
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Mar 15, 2016 05:00
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JohnnyCanuck posted:Why does everything I whip leave me? Lord, why do you hate my trains?
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DizzyBum posted:Licorice whip! Devo? That ain't been popular since aught six, dagnab it. 
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Mar 15, 2016 11:06
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Do over Ham posted:Devo? That ain't been popular since aught six, dagnab it. We had to say dickety, because the KAISER had stolen our word for twenty. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.
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Mar 15, 2016 14:24
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The Nastier Nate posted:We had to say dickety, because the KAISER had stolen our word for twenty. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them.
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Mar 15, 2016 15:09
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Deviant posted:And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Oh, don't poo-poo a nickel, Deviant. A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel. With enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the Polo Grounds.
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Mar 15, 2016 15:17
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Oh, don't poo-poo a nickel, Deviant. A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel. With enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the Polo Grounds.   There's a can.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Oh, don't poo-poo a nickel, Deviant. A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel. With enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the Polo Grounds. I have a ball, Boardroom Jimmy. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?
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Deviant posted:I have a ball, Boardroom Jimmy. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it? Once you get to foursies, you're in the zone!
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TMMadman posted:
Sweet-swe-swee-sweet can I WISH I HAD ANOTHER ONE RIGHT NOW!
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Oh, don't poo-poo a nickel, Deviant. A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel. With enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the Polo Grounds. 
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