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Slate Action posted:Somewhere in Ted Cruz's house is a high school yearbook that no one signed. Eh, even his classmates that hated him said he did real well with the debate circuit ladies
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:Eh, even his classmates that hated him said he did real well with the debate circuit ladies Nothing wins ladies like calling their moms whores because they had an abortion
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Nothing wins ladies like calling their moms whores because they had an abortion Ted Cruz: the original negger.
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:Eh, even his classmates that hated him said he did real well with the debate circuit ladies Huh. Today I learned that there's such a thing as "Ivy league debate squad groupies."
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I used to be a neocon from the Reagan days I used to hate Clinton and womens rights My conservative heart would bleed for you to see Oh, but now (I don't find myself bouncing home Whistling buttonhole tunes to make me cry) No more Rubio's The party is leaving me No more Rubio's Voters are shifting outside the tent
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Fox's Chris Stirewalt(sp?) was saying that the GOP will probably take a bite of the "Ted Cruz" sandwich after Tomorrow night and go all in on Cruz. He then likened Cruz to an ugly person you pick up at the bar after a few drinks because "they're good enough."
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Montasque posted:Fox's Chris Stirewalt(sp?) was saying that the GOP will probably take a bite of the "Ted Cruz" sandwich after Tomorrow night and go all in on Cruz. Ted Cruz: For a Night You Won't Forget...No Matter How Hard You Try
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Montasque posted:Fox's Chris Stirewalt(sp?) was saying that the GOP will probably take a bite of the "Ted Cruz" sandwich after Tomorrow night and go all in on Cruz. In that metaphor is Trump someone who's preparing to rape you?
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Montasque posted:Fox's Chris Stirewalt(sp?) was saying that the GOP will probably take a bite of the "Ted Cruz" sandwich after Tomorrow night and go all in on Cruz. Hey now, it was Kelly who made the bar comparison. It feels important to note that it was the hot woman who specifically was the one who drew the "ugly guy" comparison. Probably the saddest endorsement since Barbara Bush said that Jeb "seemed like" the guy.
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Trump is the guy loving your girlfriend/boyfriend or both at the same time.STAC Goat posted:Hey now, it was Kelly who made the bar comparison. It feels important to note that it was the hot woman who specifically was the one who drew the "ugly guy" comparison. Was it Kelly? Well that makes it worse somehow doesnt it.
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STAC Goat posted:Hey now, it was Kelly who made the bar comparison. It feels important to note that it was the hot woman who specifically was the one who drew the "ugly guy" comparison. which is doubly hilarious because it's shaming that would have posters up in arms if the genders were reversed
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STAC Goat posted:Hey now, it was Kelly who made the bar comparison. It feels important to note that it was the hot woman who specifically was the one who drew the "ugly guy" comparison. ted cruz has taken note of this distinction and made an entry in his little black book 
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Homework Explainer posted:ted cruz has taken note of this distinction and made an entry in his little black book I LIKE DEBATING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN DEBATING WILD GAME IN THE FORREST BECAUSE MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUE ANAMAL OF ALL TO DEBATE SOMETHING GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH A GIRL THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAE WHEN I RUN I WILL BE REBORN IN THE RNC AND ALL THEI HAVE KILLED WILL BECOME MY DELEGATES I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY NAME BECAUSE YOU WILL TRY TO SLOI DOWN OR ATOP MY COLLECTIOG OF DELEGATES FOR MY CAMPAIGN. EBEORIETEMETHHPITI
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Rocks posted:will the GOP even have a nominee come November? that's the real question  ... or Zoidberg.
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Montasque posted:Fox's Chris Stirewalt(sp?) was saying that the GOP will probably take a bite of the "Ted Cruz" sandwich after Tomorrow night and go all in on Cruz. So what happens when Trump still wins?
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Baloogan posted:Hey, man, you don't talk to the Donald. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. That's a pretty harsh thing to say about yourself man, you feeling ok?
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icantfindaname posted:So what happens when Trump still wins? This does: http://wunkolo.tumblr.com/post/140900519952
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fishmech posted:That's a pretty harsh thing to say about yourself man, you feeling ok? im just quoting one of the finest films ever maed
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Tomorrow isn't going to settle the fight with Cruz/Trump, it will only eliminate Rubio (who will bomb Florida) and give Kasich (who will win Ohio) a brief stint of delusional confidence. Anyway, Cruz vs. Trump is going to be long and drawn out. But fun!
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Baloogan posted:do *not* fishmech me fishmech or I'll baloogan the gently caress out of you and you will not be able to sit down for a week what, from laughing so hard at your attempts?
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I want my GOD drat GUAC BOWL!
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Fishmeching should be illegal.
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Baloogan posted:do *not* fishmech me fishmech or I'll baloogan the gently caress out of you and you will not be able to sit down for a week Is that where you post tangentially related pictures or where you drunkenly word salad slurs? Or is it both that makes it a balooganing?
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https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/709562035864997892 Tapper bringing this up tonight. Could be a sign to trigger the MK Ultra assassin.
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lets just say i have a wine glass that holds an entire bottle of wine in it and it has almost an entire bottle of wine it in atm so don't test me peckerwoods
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Baloogan posted:lets just say i have a wine glass that holds an entire bottle of wine in it how about quizzes
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Baloogan posted:lets just say i have a wine glass that holds an entire bottle of wine in it d-drat! this guy means business!
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fishmech posted:how about quizzes ya okay
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Nichael posted:Holy poo poo. I really want to know what happened to make him so utterly owned by Trump. What did Trump promise in return? Vengeance,
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is there like an online jeopardy sorta thing maybe with the question spelling itself out at 3 words per second or something that we could all play as a thread bonding exercise
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfX0H9v5_3k
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