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Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

rakovsky maybe posted:

If Christie just reached out and strangled the Donald on live TV no jury would convict.

Even if they did, he would get pardoned.

Karl Sharks fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Mar 15, 2016

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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

I have never seen a man so utterly defeated as Chris Christie

MasterControl
Jul 28, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

Was just sent this and have been cracking up all night. Watch it, you'll laugh.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Hot take by me: Half of US adults will eventually become Trump supporters.

RedQueen
Apr 21, 2007

It takes all the running you can do just to stay in the same place.
Rubio slipping further into despair

https://twitter.com/FlaDems/status/709509772358209536

AbsenceVsThinAir
Jan 29, 2007

Maybe you do not even *smell*? That is sad.

*Smelling* *pretty colors* is the best *game*.

rakovsky maybe posted:

If Christie just reached out and strangled the Donald on live TV no jury would convict.

Scientists are working around the clock to determine whether things will matter again after Trump dies.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

just a little further and then the foam will take the pain away

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i stand by the statement, the little creep needs a little shaking down, but he could be our little creep. the rest of the remaining field is irredeemable.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

I have never seen a man so utterly defeated as Chris Christie

RedQueen posted:

Rubio slipping further into despair

Also, wait until Trump wins the nomination and the GOPe starts trotting out people he's destroyed to endorse him.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

I have never seen a man so utterly defeated as Chris Christie

What is is he thinking, he looked so miserable at those Trump events like he was paying back his pound of flesh.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

etalian posted:

What is is he thinking, he looked so miserable at those Trump events like he was paying back his pound of flesh.

It's a good thing he has more than a pound to spare

Ho Ho Ho

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
rubio sat in that chair as the results came in, and remained in that chair the rest of the night, his eyes fixated on the plaque above the tv that read "our little creep" the only thing his parents had ever given him

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

teensy weensy marco stepped on again

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

zen death robot posted:

that suit looks a few sizes too big

Looks like.. a judge's robe :tinfoil:

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Holy poo poo I just remembered this happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-jzbKRi7Qc&t=371s

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




what the gently caress

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

Mister Fister posted:

SNL has actually been quite funny, what is going on.

It's pretty easy when reality has pretty much lapped satire

I mean, would you be all that surprised if Donald Trump actually did refer to Ben Carson as "one of the good ones" irl

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

lmao cubans have machismo down to a science

gregday
May 23, 2003


Yes a trump win would help bring about the dystopian hell scape depicted in the motion picture Brazil.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

HELP TRUMP WIN BRAZIL

BRAZIL WIN TRUMP HELP

WIN BRAZIL, HELP TRUMP

TRUMP HELP BRAZIL WIN

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

Epic High Five posted:

what the gently caress

Make Brazil Great Again.

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


Trump will get a few dozen PhD dissertations and books written about him, win or lose. He'll forever cement his status in the history books as a pioneer of reality television, a fixture of tabloid gossip, a New York icon, and the leader of a movement that destroyed or permanently transformed a 150-year-old political political party.

Meanwhile Marco will sulk off into obscurity. No more late night affairs in the park. No more foam parties. No more dancing.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

blue squares posted:

Maybe Christie agreed to join the Trump ticket as part of a secret agreement with the GOPe, so that they would be sure to have someone in the white house just in case

Chris Christie is some kind of honey pot?

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
The best possible outcome to this race would be a contested convention that Trump won anyway, followed by Jeb endorsing him. There could be no more satisfying narrative arc.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

Venom Snake posted:

except the difference here is isn't not a bunch of paranoid loonys but like, actual people who lived through that time and people who actually know what they are talking about. you can't just ignore all the evidence because morons said stupid poo poo last election.

he's not LITERALLY hitler but the similarities are stacking up at a rate that's really hard to ignore, in fact, even dangerous to do so. but were all just postin on an internet politics forum so w/e go wild ranting about sjws or idk what you people have made enemy of the month

Great post. Here's a partial list of Trump's similarities to Hitler:

quote:

-- Adolf Hitler held gigantic rallies, where he inspired millions with rousing speeches. Donald Trump holds gigantic rallies, where he inspires millions with rousing speeches.


-- Adolf Hitler talked about making his country great again. Donald Trump talks about making his country great again.


-- Adolf Hitler promised military victories. Donald Trump promises military victories.


-- Adolf Hitler had a loyal and overweight henchman, Hermann Goering. Donald Trump has a loyal and overweight henchman, Chris Christie.


-- Adolf Hitler blamed a specific group of immigrants for all the nation's problems (Ed: Jews weren't immigrants -- Close enough!). Donald Trump blames a specific group of immigrants for all the nation's problems.



-- Adolf Hitler vowed to build a wall (Ed: Wait a minute -- when did Hitler talk about a wall? Shhhh! Nevermind!) Donald Trump vows to build a wall.


-- Adolf Hitler was a teetotaler. Donald Trump is a teetotaler.


-- Adolf Hitler had a hobby that he enjoyed very much (painting). Donald Trump has a hobby that he enjoys very much (golf).


-- Adolf Hitler had an opulent home in the city as well as a country home, "The Berghof" in Berchtesgaden. Donald Trump has an opulent home in the city as well as a country home, "Mar-a-Lago" in Palm Beach.


-- Adolf Hitler was involved with a woman from Central Europe, Eva Braun. Donald Trump is married to a woman from Central Europe, Melania Knauss.


-- Adolf Hitler had a pact with the Soviet Union from 1939 to 1941; Donald Trump said nice things about Russian president Vladimir Putin.


-- Adolf Hitler required all non-Jewish, German civilians to greet one another with a rigid right-arm salute, while exclaiming "Heil!" or "Heil Hitler!" Donald Trump has asked audiences to promise to vote for him by raising their hands, which is the PRECISELY same thing.


-- Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian; Donald Trump has never smoked.


-- Adolf Hitler forcibly annexed Czechoslovakia. Donald Trump tried to merge two casinos in Atlantic City.


-- Adolf Hitler invested hundreds of millions of dollars on German aviation to upgrade the Luftwaffe. Donald Trump has invested hundreds of millions of dollars in private jets.


-- Adolf Hitler never had any children, but if he had, they would probably have been blond. Both of Donald Trump's daughters are blond.


-- Adolf Hitler's favorite food was liver dumplings, a dish very similar to meatloaf. (Ed.: They're not remotely similar. No one knows that.) Donald Trump's favorite food is meatloaf.


-- Adolf Hitler had light hair and a moustache. Donald Trump has light hair and a moustache. (This has not been definitively established, but some who knew Trump in the 1970s recall that he had a moustache, albeit a fuller, longer one.)


-- One of Adolf Hitler's idols was World War I fighter pilot Manfred von Richthofen, also known as "the Red Baron." Donald Trump's son is named Barron. (It's spelled differently, but sounds the same.)


-- Adolf Hitler liked Eva Braun because she was very attractive; Donald Trump's wife, Melania, is very attractive.


-- Adolf Hitler vowed to exterminate entire races; Donald Trump has vowed to exterminate ALL Mexicans and Central Americans. (Mr. Trump has yet to call for this, but if he had, it would be an amazing parallel and speak very ill of his character.)


-- One of Adolf Hitler's favorite desserts, not his No. 1 favorite, but one he enjoyed several times a year, was chocolate ice cream. Donald Trump has talked about formerly liking Oreos. (Recently, he vowed never to eat Oreos again because Nabisco moved its factories to Mexico. This does not negate his previous position on the cookie.)


-- Adolf Hitler was known for erecting concentration camps – surrounded by walls to keep people out, particularly Mexicans. (Ed: That's not true.) Donald Trump wants to build a wall.


-- Allowing Adolf Hitler to come to power was a horrible mistake for an entire nation; allowing Donald Trump to come to power will be a horrible mistake for an entire nation.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

Great post. Here's a partial list of Trump's similarities to Hitler:

i am reaching peak anime

B B
Dec 1, 2005

the trump tutelage posted:

lmao cubans have machismo down to a science

racist

rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

Great post. Here's a partial list of Trump's similarities to Hitler:

Nice a copy/pasted Anne Coulter article. Did you know Trump would have made more money if he had just invested it?

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Can you imagine being a holocaust survivor that lost their entire family and then have a bunch of Millenials on internet forums ignore you when you warn them about a media personality running for presidents similarity to the genocidal dictator that attempted to wipe out your culture from the face of the earth?

HapiMerchant
Apr 22, 2014

katlington posted:

Can you imagine being a holocaust survivor that lost their entire family and then have a bunch of Millenials on internet forums ignore you when you warn them about a media personality running for presidents similarity to the genocidal dictator that attempted to wipe out your culture from the face of the earth?

Can you imagine being a person who paid money to post on a website trying to convince other people on said website that they were wrong about [Opinion] and that they are stupid and bad for having [Their Opinion] instead of [Your Opinion]?

We should all stop. All of us. MSAGA.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
uffda

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



HapiMerchant posted:

Can you imagine being a person who paid money to post on a website trying to convince other people on said website that they were wrong about [Opinion] and that they are stupid and bad for having [Their Opinion] instead of [Your Opinion]?

I actually can not imagine that, thats wild...

Mystery Goomba
Jun 4, 2011
What happens when America starts winning too much?

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.


theHUNGERian
Feb 23, 2006

Venom Snake posted:

this was actually the plan for quite a long time till whoopsie people started resisting and they couldn't move the jews any were that would take them since WW2 was happening. i also site this as why trump would end up throwing them in camps as well because nobodies taking 11 million (or more) people overnight and many of those people ain't coming quietly.

can't also forget that the list of "undesirables" grew larger and larger overtime, to including gypsies, gays, the handicapped, political enemies, ect. another good reason to doubt trump would keep his little deportation squads to just "illegals"

Wouldn't checks and balances make this impossible in the long run? Isn't the US system set up pretty well to prevent a rogue President?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



theHUNGERian posted:

Wouldn't checks and balances make this impossible in the long run? Isn't the US system set up pretty well to prevent a rogue President?

I believe it was until Congress stopped doing anything so the POTUS is now defacto operating as two branches of the government in every way that it can and has been afforded such privileges

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Mystery Goomba posted:

What happens when America starts winning too much?

We get cocky and think we can invade Poland.

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

theHUNGERian posted:

Wouldn't checks and balances make this impossible in the long run? Isn't the US system set up pretty well to prevent a rogue President?

Let's see, GOP majority in both parts of congress and a hung supreme Court they're threatening to leave that way until the next president. Yup, checks and balances should work fine in this situation

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evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Mister Fister posted:

We get cocky and think we can invade Poland.

invading Poland has never turned out badly for anyone

you're thinking of invading russia

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