Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Nerdrock posted:

Wait. What? A cash bonus to install Keyloggers? aaaaaahahahahaha. This is some cloak and dagger poo poo. Please do it I want to see this story unfold further. (actually don't).

Sounds like entrapment.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
So he is willing to give you 2k to install keyloggers under the table but not willing to spend 2k to buy a copy of server 2012 and some cheapo box so you can actually have a domain?

What.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
That dude is loving high if he wants you to install keyloggers on higher-ups computer without any sign-off.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007

nesaM killed Masen

Inspector_666 posted:

That dude is loving high if he wants you to install keyloggers on higher-ups computer without any sign-off.

aaaahahahahaha I need to hear updates about this, Turtlicious

DigitalRaven
Oct 9, 2012




Called it.

Dick Trauma, midline, blackswordca, larchesandrew, et al have a new companion in infamy.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Updates as of Right Now: I asked the Law Megathread first, to see what I need to do, now I'm hitting up a law buddy once I'm out of work for some advice. I have no idea if the people in the back are higher ups, or if they're just sales("Partnership") / data entry("Assessments") Once I have a lawyer tell me "Yeah do this, with these in place," or "No you loving retard" I'll be able to move forward.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Turtlicious posted:

Updates as of Right Now: I asked the Law Megathread first, to see what I need to do, now I'm hitting up a law buddy once I'm out of work for some advice. I have no idea if the people in the back are higher ups, or if they're just sales("Partnership") / data entry("Assessments") Once I have a lawyer tell me "Yeah do this, with these in place," or "No you loving retard" I'll be able to move forward.

FYI the fact that you have no idea where the people in the offices stand on the org chart doesn't make anything better.

RyuHimora
Feb 22, 2009

Dark Helmut posted:

Do you have a specific scenario you want to elaborate on?

For instance, someone's been working at Company A for a substantial amount of time, with good performance reviews. One day the boss shows up, gives the victim employee a list of reasons why the company is fed up with them (which are immediately recognizable as bullshit) and has them escorted out of the building. For the sake of the conversation, let's put aside the lawsuit possibilites. If the employee gets an interview with Company B, how should they handle being asked about why they left the previous job? If they tell the truth, that they were fired without reason or unfairly or whatever, that seems like badmouthing the previous company. But if they lie, that's a lie, and almost certain to lose them the job.

I feel like this is something that puts the employee out of work through no fault of their own. Or am I just being paranoid?

KillHour posted:

He's the guy that started whacking it during a con call.

That would be too spooky a coincidence. :tinfoil:

Aunt Beth
Feb 24, 2006

Baby, you're ready!
Grimey Drawer

Vulture Culture posted:

What does this even mean? Is he offering to give you a nickname?

Assistant TO the Regional Manager

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

Internet Explorer posted:

Oh, and to go back to the whole SANs failing thing... I have seen some interesting ones.

-Years and years ago I had an Equallogic SAN that was taking snapshots and not cleaning them up, but also not showing that consumed space in the GUI or CLI. Everything looked fine and dandy as far as free space went, the snapshots were no longer there, then one day the SAN ran out of space. Dell support had to drop into the Linux kernel to see the snapshots and unfuck that one.

-Saw an EMC VNXe (generation 2, forgot the specific model number) have something like 8 disks go offline at the same time. The power had flickered a couple of times. SAN never went down as far as power goes, each SP (I think EMC did away with SPSes at this point) had redundant power plugged into distinct PDUs with distinct UPSes. But several power blips in immediate succession was enough to have it offline drives. I was called in because the client and their newly preferred vendor spent 6+ hours on the phone with EMC. Took half an hour to escalate the issue and have the new tech force online the drives. Volumes came back up without even having to do a check.

-HP/Lefthand, some idiot configured for Network RAID5. When a Network RAID5 volume gets writes, it creates a temporary Network RAID10 volume to cache the writes to, then commits it to a proper Network RAID5 volume when it has time. You can see where this is going. Things went bad, a bunch of temporary Network RAID10 volumes got created, things ran out of space, then things got worse.

This doesn't count the super obvious ones like a switch failing and multipath not kicking it, only having a single switch (WTF?), not having properly battery backup, etc. I've seen a lot of SANs fail, and I wouldn't even consider myself a storage/virtualization expert. I am definitely more of an IT generalist. So yeah, it happens more often than you'd like.
Partial failures are the fun failures. On a pair of different occasions I had an IBM DS4800 (first time) and a DS5100 (second time) stop responding to I/O on a single LUN shared between the hosts of my vSphere cluster. The management layers for ESXi completely jam up whenever this happens, because it's not built to handle partial failures at all, so even trying to figure out what the problem was took a few hours. The official response from IBM was to restart the entire SAN, which was a non-starter. I eventually figured out that if I un-presented the LUN from all hosts, waited for all the I/Os to time out and the datastore to disappear, then reattached it, things would more or less work okay again.

TWBalls
Apr 16, 2003
My medication never lies

Vulture Culture posted:

What does this even mean? Is he offering to give you a nickname?
I think he already did. Turtlicious said he didn't like it.



KillHour posted:

He's the guy that started whacking it during a con call.

Tom Anderson posted:

Hey wait a minute. You look kinda familiar. Ain't you the kid that was caught wackin' it on mah conference call?

frogbert
Jun 2, 2007

NippleFloss posted:

I'm struggling to think of anything you can do with a physical DC that you couldn't also do with a virtual DC (in addition to the other things you can only do with a virtual server).

Keep the time?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Turtlicious posted:

Updates as of Right Now: I asked the Law Megathread first, to see what I need to do, now I'm hitting up a law buddy once I'm out of work for some advice. I have no idea if the people in the back are higher ups, or if they're just sales("Partnership") / data entry("Assessments") Once I have a lawyer tell me "Yeah do this, with these in place," or "No you loving retard" I'll be able to move forward.

The way I see it, turn down the 2K in cash and then reap the rewards of the massive lawsuit you'll inevitably file and win. At best, indiscriminately collecting keystroke information from certain personnel can violate HIPAA. At worst, it can also open the company up to all sorts of other poo poo that a lawyer (who you should be talking to) will be happy to go into more detail about.

psydude fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Mar 15, 2016

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

TWBalls posted:

I think he already did. Turtlicious said he didn't like it.

He's that guy off in whose conference call they were whacking.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


stubblyhead posted:

He's that guy off in whose conference call they were whacking.

:golfclap:

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


Vulture Culture posted:

Being let go from one job isn't the death knell for a career that people try to sell it as. Two in a row and you've got a problem.

Curious, how do these interviews go?

LochNessMonster
Feb 3, 2005

I need about three fitty


RyuHimora posted:

For instance, someone's been working at Company A for a substantial amount of time, with good performance reviews. One day the boss shows up, gives the victim employee a list of reasons why the company is fed up with them (which are immediately recognizable as bullshit) and has them escorted out of the building. For the sake of the conversation, let's put aside the lawsuit possibilites. If the employee gets an interview with Company B, how should they handle being asked about why they left the previous job? If they tell the truth, that they were fired without reason or unfairly or whatever, that seems like badmouthing the previous company. But if they lie, that's a lie, and almost certain to lose them the job.

I feel like this is something that puts the employee out of work through no fault of their own. Or am I just being paranoid?

I know you want to set aside the possible lawsuit options but the only right thing for the employee to do is lawyer up.

Besides severence pay, you want a lawyer to make agreements about how the company and employee will regard eachother in the future. For example no bad references or mentioning any of the bullshit.

I've been in a situation like this and if this isn't 100% hypothetical: lawyer up. There is no company loyalty to employees, only damage control. They don't see you as a person but as a liability. Don't think they won't completely gently caress you over if that suits them best, because they will if they think they can get away with it.

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


Agreed, while I would do the same I'm curious - how would you portray that sort of history to a prospective employer?

LochNessMonster
Feb 3, 2005

I need about three fitty


Tab8715 posted:

Agreed, while I would do the same I'm curious - how would you portray that sort of history to a prospective employer?

Say you were in a dead end. No career opportunities and you wanted a change of scenery.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Tab8715 posted:

Agreed, while I would do the same I'm curious - how would you portray that sort of history to a prospective employer?

Repeat after me; "I didn't get the (career/technical/learning) opportunities I was hoping to gain from my former role".

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
nah chill

ProperCauldron fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Jul 8, 2023

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006



You should have asked for more money.

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

Tab8715 posted:

Agreed, while I would do the same I'm curious - how would you portray that sort of history to a prospective employer?
It's circumstantial, but generally you and the company/its culture weren't a fit. Be prepared to explain why your expectations didn't match theirs. It happens.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

Turtlicious posted:

Updates as of Right Now: I asked the Law Megathread first, to see what I need to do, now I'm hitting up a law buddy once I'm out of work for some advice. I have no idea if the people in the back are higher ups, or if they're just sales("Partnership") / data entry("Assessments") Once I have a lawyer tell me "Yeah do this, with these in place," or "No you loving retard" I'll be able to move forward.

Your boss is really and truly loving you over. I know it looks like he's giving you an opportunity, but he's doing so without administrative sign-off and without adequate pay. You will be left flailing in the wind at some point. It will happen. Get everything in writing from your boss, save it, and copy it off to a non-company mailbox.

If you get any weird vibes from your boss (like a 2k cash payout on an internal project, what the gently caress? that's not how businesses are run) you should always divert to "Let's add this to what we're presenting to the board." He'll either squirrel out, meaning he would have never gotten board approval, or he'll say OK, you'll have to wait a bit, but you have a stronger case for more money and a better job title. The more work you can present to the board as needing to be done, the more likely they'll act in your favor.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Turtlicious posted:

That being said he just offered me a 2k cash bonus to set up the back offices computers like the operations systems. So heavily monitored with a user account instead of admin, along with new keyboards with keyloggers installed. I told him that's probably illegal and so now I'm supposed to find out and get back with him. This is a loving poo poo show.

hahahahahahahahaha. A cash payout to set up key loggers on computers that you have no idea who uses them. Amazing. Sometimes I think the people I work with are dumb when it comes to tech stuff, but some of you guys really do work at a whole different level of company

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Turtlicious posted:

That being said he just offered me a 2k cash bonus to set up the back offices computers like the operations systems. So heavily monitored with a user account instead of admin, along with new keyboards with keyloggers installed. I told him that's probably illegal and so now I'm supposed to find out and get back with him. This is a loving poo poo show.
Yeah, run as far away from that as possible. He's winding up to throw you under the bus.

After consulting with your lawyer, it's probably time to consider going over the head of your boss and talk to senior management about what your boss is doing, because I highly doubt that keylogging other people in the company has their approval.

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.
I wouldn't install a key-logger period considering the legal ramifications.

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





It's pretty loving legal in the US. Regardless, the whole political situation you are in is bad and you should get out. I worked at a big (5k+ users) company and it got so bad that the CIO was installing Spectre on all PCs, including other C-levels and then enabling video recording on board meetings without the board knowing. Company went bankrupt a year later. Thankfully, those were enough red flags for me and I got out well before.

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


Vulture Culture posted:

It's circumstantial, but generally you and the company/its culture weren't a fit. Be prepared to explain why your expectations didn't match theirs. It happens.

Agreed, but you're EDIT is arguing honesty is the best policy and I'm curious how he'd expect one to deliver such a predicament to a prospective employer.

Gucci Loafers fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Mar 15, 2016

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

Internet Explorer posted:

It's pretty loving legal in the US. Regardless, the whole political situation you are in is bad and you should get out. I worked at a big (5k+ users) company and it got so bad that the CIO was installing Spectre on all PCs, including other C-levels and then enabling video recording on board meetings without the board knowing. Company went bankrupt a year later. Thankfully, those were enough red flags for me and I got out well before.

Its really not so black and white legal in the US. The expectation of privacy is a pretty grey area and is really going to depend heavily on your state and the circumstances. It can be a huge landmine.

Installing a key-logger on your leaderships computers without consent is definitely showing intent. Not something I would want to open myself up to.

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

Tab8715 posted:

Agreed, but it appears our local recruiter is arguing honesty is the best policy and I'm curious how he'd expect one to deliver such a predicament to a prospective employer.

It is the truth. Stop making it more complicated.

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


H110Hawk posted:

It is the truth. Stop making it more complicated.

Purposefully not telling the whole truth is lying.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

Tab8715 posted:

Purposefully not telling the whole truth is lying.

If this is the guideline, who here hasn't lied during an interview? You're trying to get a job in IT, not submit an ethical case to become a state judge.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
That's like giving a non marketing answer to "why do you want a job here"

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
Keyloggers may be theoretically legal, but if you find out that someone has been making anonymous complaints about the boss, maybe sexual harassment or something, and the boss is now on a rampage to retaliate, you're not going to be on good footing.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Tab8715 posted:

Purposefully not telling the whole truth is lying.

"Yes mr potential employer, I'm looking for a new job cause my boss is a jackass and I need mad money for my anime habits".

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal
"I'd like this job because I haven't received offers from my last 2 interviews, and I need to pay my bills this month. I lost my last job for jacking it on a video conference with a customer. While this company is a low tier option for me, being homeless is worse. I will like to work here for a year to avoid losing my car, at which time I plan on applying to other companies and jumping ship at the first sight of something more desirable. Please hire me."

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

Tab8715 posted:

Purposefully not telling the whole truth is lying.
Ask them what their budgeted salary range is for the position and see how much whole truth you get back.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Internet Explorer posted:

It's pretty loving legal in the US.

This isn't really true. State and local laws can vary wildly regarding this, and just because you signed something consenting to monitoring doesn't mean that the employer maintains the right to log keystrokes. And if they do, then there may be certain levels of protection that have to be put into place to safeguard the information.

Putting aside the legality, it's also a massively stupid security move.

psydude fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Mar 15, 2016

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

Tab8715 posted:

Purposefully not telling the whole truth is lying.

Bring a lawyer with you to the job interview then and insist all communication go via the lawyer.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply