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Watch your feet, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlr2UzSCZYU
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  e:   I like how rough and tumble my town's raccoons are cash crab has a new favorite as of 04:37 on Mar 12, 2016 |
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Mar 12, 2016 04:31
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Where can I get a raccoon to carry on my back
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Mar 12, 2016 04:36
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goose fleet posted:Where can I get a raccoon to carry on my back fill a mesh backback with subway footlongs and then go to sleep in the park face down
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Fauxtool posted:fill a mesh backback with subway footlongs and then go to sleep in the park face down YES I hope it's this one 
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Mar 12, 2016 04:47
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Hello friend! Welcome to our St. Patrick's Day party! We don't have any Guiness or Jameson, but we do have marshmallows!
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Mar 12, 2016 18:59
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Ozz81 posted:Watch your feet, It's like one of those novelty wind-up banks where you put a coin on top, press a switch, and a little hand comes out and drags the money in.
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Mar 12, 2016 19:44
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One of my friends showed me this, and I thought of you guys.  
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Mar 12, 2016 23:03
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Theft I am sad 
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Mar 13, 2016 05:21
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LANDFILL must be the raccoon term for "heaven"
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Mar 13, 2016 05:22
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Sadly, googling "seven deadly sins raccoons" did not find anything useful. Do they just get their fill with sloth/gluttony/lust?
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Mar 13, 2016 06:01
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The lofty clouds of the holy landfill
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Mar 13, 2016 07:06
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cash crab posted:
We really love, and hate our trash pandas. I was reading that because of the really mild winter and early spring, there will probably be more of them this year.
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Mar 13, 2016 08:48
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There is nothing wrong with that! It is OK to raccoon
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Mar 13, 2016 15:20
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We partied too hard. Now it is time to rest and eat some tasty snacks.
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Mar 13, 2016 17:20
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Mouse Dresser posted:We partied too hard. Now it is time to rest and eat some tasty snacks. VERY FAT
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twistedmentat posted:We really love, and hate our trash pandas. I was reading that because of the really mild winter and early spring, there will probably be more of them this year. This is the best news I've ever heard
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Mar 14, 2016 01:13
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"I'm a cute and fat boy" is what i say to disarm angry internet comments
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Mar 14, 2016 01:35
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Oh no! He got stuck in the tree! Call the fire department!
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Mar 14, 2016 02:11
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 CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT YOURSELF
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Mar 14, 2016 04:54
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cash crab posted:
Top guy is going "hey this swingers club is way smaller than I was told"
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Mar 15, 2016 03:03
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This reminds me of the raccoons in the Toronto Zoo. They were all sleeping in a tree when I saw them, with one slowly but surely sliding off. Periodically he would wake up to correct himself, only to fall asleep and start sliding off again.
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Mar 15, 2016 05:23
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can't say I like raccoons very much - if you've ever had them in your attic or your crawlspace then you know what I'm saying - eating garbage. are you guys serious here? - easy to hit with a car - the famous 'rabies' virus - they suck overall. no redeeming qualities
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Mar 15, 2016 05:55
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slam flanders posted:can't say I like raccoons very much I hope you are re-incarnated as a Raccoon, and then realize how wrong you are.
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Bina posted:I hope you are re-incarnated as a Raccoon, and then realize how wrong you are. no wonder most of them wander into the street and to die. its probably to committ suicide and get a better reincarnation
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Mar 15, 2016 06:02
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Why does there have to be that one guy every few pages
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cash crab posted:Why does there have to be that one guy every few pages Because wash bears thrive on garbage.
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cash crab posted:Why does there have to be that one guy every few pages Because this website is stuffed full of compulsive nonconformists who actively seek out trends to buck. It's like how any time a discussion in GBS gets beyond unpunctuated one-liners people start tripping over themselves and each other to show everyone how much they don't care. Then there's the people like me who try to act like they're above that but are actually just instinctively rebelling against the idea of rebellion. SA has always been a reverse-amphisbaena orouboros: a snake with asses on each end eternally making GBS threads in each other. Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 19:43 on Mar 15, 2016 |
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Mar 15, 2016 19:39
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The Zombie Guy posted:Because wash bears thrive on garbage. 
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The Zombie Guy posted:Because wash bears thrive on garbage. 
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Who the gently caress throws away waffles
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Mar 15, 2016 22:28
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People that want to treat the local raccoons
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The Zombie Guy posted:Because wash bears thrive on garbage. Blue Footed Booby posted:SA has always been a reverse-amphisbaena orouboros: a snake with asses on each end eternally making GBS threads in each other. I love you both, and you are both my children now.  edit:  A WIZARD cash crab has a new favorite as of 02:36 on Mar 16, 2016 |
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Mar 15, 2016 23:04
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cash crab posted:I love you both, and you are both my children now. That would make a cool tattoo, like a heaping trashcan instead of a castle in the bubble.
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cash crab posted:
Bina posted:That would make a cool tattoo, like a heaping trashcan instead of a castle in the bubble. It's that "DEATH IS CERTAIN" wizard but it's "TRASH IS CERTAIN" e: Content: Fat Raccoon and his hillbilly buddy doing some dancing Archenteron has a new favorite as of 06:32 on Mar 17, 2016 |
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Mar 17, 2016 06:30
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Archenteron posted:It's that "DEATH IS CERTAIN" wizard but it's "TRASH IS CERTAIN" Man I wish I could art.
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Mar 17, 2016 06:57
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Good news for cash crab coming this spring: "The homeowner went out looking for a drink and there was a mother raccoon in the cooler with her babies." http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toron...campaign=buffer
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lumpy goop hopper posted:Good news for cash crab coming this spring: quote:Toronto's squirrels, who had gotten plenty plump during the fine fall weather, have also been looking for prime birthing spots. Yes, my chubby friends. Make tinier, plumper friends.
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cash crab posted:
Yep. The Squirrels I see around here are faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat, running around Kew Gardens like little chubsters.
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