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I just light my face on fire.
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Sagebrush posted:I shave with a lethally sharp shard of obsidian. I knap a new blade every week Clearly fake. Obsidian edges last much longer than that.
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Mar 15, 2016 12:53
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I shave with aggravated bears and well timed ducking
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I have cultivated an enormous beard. My plan is to wrap it around myself to act as a shield during the tornado.
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Mar 15, 2016 14:14
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You'll emerge from the razorblade tornado completely unhurt but with the cleanest shave ever.
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Mar 15, 2016 14:20
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lol if you don’t have an Enrique to shave you
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I just light my face on fire. 
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Mar 15, 2016 16:27
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I bet Superman's bathroom smells worse than rear end.
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Cumslut1895 posted:I shave with aggravated bears and well timed ducking I just stick my face into a running lawnmower, propped up.
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Darchangel posted:I just stick my face into a running lawnmower, propped up. Real men use push reel mowers
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XmasGiftFromWife posted:Real men use push reel mowers 
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OSU_Matthew posted:Speaking of sinks Hey, there's two spots where it was glued! :V I am preparing to do a mild remodel on our kitchen. I'm removing the (concrete block, abandoned for five years) chimney in the corner to gain some counter space. Triggered by our fading kitchen countertop. Found out today during prep that there is not a single fastner holding it down; it's caulked in place.
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Jeherrin posted:Clearly fake. Maybe on your beard this is some "could God make a boulder so big even he couldn't lift it" poo poo
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Mar 16, 2016 06:11
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PainterofCrap posted:Hey, there's two spots where it was glued! :V Is it caulk, or adhesive?
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kid sinister posted:I bet Superman's bathroom smells worse than rear end. nah man his super-farts create a vortex that vent the entire apartment out alternately kryptonian hair is pure carbon nanotube and burns without scent
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Mar 16, 2016 08:12
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PainterofCrap posted:Hey, there's two spots where it was glued! :V So...how heavy is that concrete block. I heard these things are quite useful and
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kid sinister posted:Is it caulk, or adhesive? It's caulk. To be fair, the cabinets are 60-YO stick-built. Trying to build gussets into the cabinet tops to provide screw facings prior to installing the new counter might be more trouble than it's worth. So, I may just do the same, except use dots of adhesive silicone here & there. Hollow Talk posted:So...how heavy is that concrete block. I heard these things are quite useful and I now have a great place to secure one's motorcycle, in a pile next to my garage. PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Mar 17, 2016 |
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PainterofCrap posted:It's caulk. I was thinking French Cleat, but that's probably too much work than you want if you want make the cleat sturdy on the cabinet side, yet still have it be flush to the wall. EDIT: Maybe place the cleats here. That should keep it flush while spreading the load across the entire cleat. Just anchor the wall cleat in studs. 
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In the house I inherited from my great grandmother, I discovered a ~4'x6' void between the fireplace and outside wall where the original contractor just didn't build any house. If so inclined, I can climb the stairs into the attic, drop a rope ladder down there, and emerge outside from the crawlspace. What should I do with my uninsulated panic room/housefire turbocharger?
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shame on an IGA posted:In the house I inherited from my great grandmother, I discovered a ~4'x6' void between the fireplace and outside wall where the original contractor just didn't build any house. If so inclined, I can climb the stairs into the attic, drop a rope ladder down there, and emerge outside from the crawlspace. What should I do with my uninsulated panic room/housefire turbocharger?
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I use an Alexandrite laser every three months whether I need it or not. Strapping the shark down to shoot straight is surprisingly easy if you feed it a harbor seal first.
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shame on an IGA posted:In the house I inherited from my great grandmother, I discovered a ~4'x6' void between the fireplace and outside wall where the original contractor just didn't build any house. If so inclined, I can climb the stairs into the attic, drop a rope ladder down there, and emerge outside from the crawlspace. What should I do with my uninsulated panic room/housefire turbocharger? Convert it into a priest hole and use it to hide intellectuals when Trump comes to power.
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Alereon posted:It's where you store your guns, illegal drugs, and sex toys. After removing or claiming those left by the previous owner, of course. Xlorp posted:I use an Alexandrite laser every three months whether I need it or not. Strapping the shark down to shoot straight is surprisingly easy if you feed it a harbor seal first. spog posted:Convert it into a priest hole and use it to hide intellectuals when Trump comes to power. all amazing answers 
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shame on an IGA posted:In the house I inherited from my great grandmother, I discovered a ~4'x6' void between the fireplace and outside wall where the original contractor just didn't build any house. If so inclined, I can climb the stairs into the attic, drop a rope ladder down there, and emerge outside from the crawlspace. What should I do with my uninsulated panic room/housefire turbocharger? This just begs to have the fireplace be a counterbalanced concealed door. Not sure how you'd work the chimney, though. Hmm. Maybe a bookcase door to/on one side of the fireplace? Good place for a gun/valuables safe. e: bondage dungeon.
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shame on an IGA posted:In the house I inherited from my great grandmother, I discovered a ~4'x6' void between the fireplace and outside wall where the original contractor just didn't build any house. If so inclined, I can climb the stairs into the attic, drop a rope ladder down there, and emerge outside from the crawlspace. What should I do with my uninsulated panic room/housefire turbocharger? Cut a hole in the roof, enjoy your outdoor shower safe from prying eyes.
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seems like a good place to store your used razor blades
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Long Francesco posted:seems like a good place to store your used razor blades and motorcycle security accessories.
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Darchangel posted:This just begs to have the fireplace be a counterbalanced concealed door. Not sure how you'd work the chimney, though. Go whole hog with the remodel. Fireplaces are silly anyway.
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Darchangel posted:This just begs to have the fireplace be a counterbalanced concealed door. Not sure how you'd work the chimney, though. That's what I would do, secret room.
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Mar 18, 2016 11:02
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only build a secret room if you're happy to die trapped inside it when you're incapacitated in there and no-one can work out it exists what I'm saying is, do it up like a tomb
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Perhaps you should make it a nice wine room? Maybe a few barrels of Amontillado wine?
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Mar 18, 2016 20:37
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ExplodingSims posted:Perhaps you should make it a nice wine room? Maybe a few barrels of Amontillado wine? Nothing says wine storage like the back of a fireplace.
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XmasGiftFromWife posted:Nothing says wine storage like the back of a fireplace. Oh, just slap up some aerogel insulation and it'll be fine.
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ExplodingSims posted:Perhaps you should make it a nice wine room? Maybe a few barrels of Amontillado wine? Amontillado is a kind of sherry, a fortified wine. And like all fortified wines, it comes in casks.
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Mar 18, 2016 21:20
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How heavy would you say these casks are? Can you bolt a chain to them?
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They're pretty valuable casks, so I would lock them up tight. And since they're fortified and highly sought after, a removable brick wall to hide them is advised.
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A traditional cask could be anywhere from 50 to over 500 liters. Assuming even the smallest 50-liter cask, and assuming sherry's density is close enough to that of water to make no nevermind, a full cask would weigh 50kg plus the weight of the cask. There might be some air in there, the alcohol weighs slightly less than water, but the wood adds weight, so maybe 120 pounds is a decent weight. A full 500-liter cask would weigh in excess of 1100 pounds. The "puncheon" is a traditional 320 liter cask which, if full, strikes me as more than sufficient weight to anchor your motorcycle to, to prevent theft.
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Are you saying an average cask is around 400 pounds? E: motherfucker 
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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Creative Convention > DIY & Hobbies > Crappy Construction Tales: 400 Pounds Of Concrete, And 4000 Posts About It
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Use it to hail satan
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