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Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

This genuinely startled me when I saw it this afternoon.

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Nuevo: May 23, 2006; Fun Shoe

You loving assholes.

I've been randomly yelling SQUART in a gruff southern accent and laughing my rear end off for the last hour. :mad:

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hungry for crepes n shit: Aug 17, 2005

twistedmentat posted:

Slowly but surely, the alien fungus crept over Chuck's face until all that remained was a misshapen, mumbling lump.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 03:22

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

T-man posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfwJA0f0UTg

This video cures pedophiles.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 03:23

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Screaming Idiot posted:

This video cures pedophiles.

She's trying way too hard. Still. Years later.

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Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

# ? Mar 15, 2016 03:35

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Crow Jane posted:

This genuinely startled me when I saw it this afternoon.

There is a car in my town covered in maybe 500+ toy horses of every size and shape. I've seen it twice and haven't been able to get my phone out in time for a pic. Like this, but all horses:

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# ? Mar 15, 2016 03:42

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Hihohe posted:

1 exp. point for every girl (that rejects him)

# ? Mar 15, 2016 03:43

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

blarzgh posted:

1 exp. point for every girl (that rejects him)

Why would you brag about Xit points?

# ? Mar 15, 2016 03:56

Internet Wizard: Aug 9, 2009; BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

twistedmentat posted:

Oh hey some more AUG from D&D

Even their guns are cheap trash.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 04:13

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Internet Wizard posted:

Even their guns are cheap trash.

Looks like a bunch of cheap tools.

And airsoft guns.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 04:18

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

There's a lot less tacticlol on them than you'd expect.

Also, the dude in the Pj pants (why do people think these are acceptable day to day wear?" is wearing a Thulsa Doom shirt, god dammit, you're poisoning one of my favorite movies.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 04:20

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

I truly don't know what's worse between the guy on the right's face looking like a hair meatball, Mr. Baseball Cap and Pajama Bottoms' wardrobe or the fact that they're all holding their weapons in the most awkward fashion possible. I mean look at the expression on the middle guy's face.

The guy on the left is at least dressed normally and seems rather relaxed; it's like they stopped by his house and decided to pose with his guns to look cool but didn't know how to pull it off.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 06:08

jodai: Mar 2, 2010; Banging with all due hardness.

T-man posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfwJA0f0UTg

This is the new challenge for anybody who could sit through Foam Adventure. I could not make it through this video.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 06:54

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

jodai posted:

This is the new challenge for anybody who could sit through Foam Adventure. I could not make it through this video.

Quality av/post combo.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 07:00

Fatkraken: Jun 23, 2005; Fun-time is over.

Scathach posted:

There is a car in my town covered in maybe 500+ toy horses of every size and shape. I've seen it twice and haven't been able to get my phone out in time for a pic. Like this, but all horses:

That's gotta do horrible things to your aerodynamics/fuel efficiency

# ? Mar 15, 2016 08:55

Such Fun: May 6, 2013

Scathach posted:

There is a car in my town covered in maybe 500+ toy horses of every size and shape. I've seen it twice and haven't been able to get my phone out in time for a pic. Like this, but all horses:

Late stage APV: Automotive Pony Virus

# ? Mar 15, 2016 09:00

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Scathach posted:

There is a car in my town covered in maybe 500+ toy horses of every size and shape. I've seen it twice and haven't been able to get my phone out in time for a pic. Like this, but all horses:

I want to see it crash into something.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 10:48

walgreenslatino: Jun 2, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

twistedmentat posted:

That's a goddamn Zika baby. His skull is legitimately smaller than the shotgun's buttstock

# ? Mar 15, 2016 16:28

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

twistedmentat posted:

lol @ chuck c "banned from twitter" johnson still being around

# ? Mar 15, 2016 16:47

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

twistedmentat posted:

There's a lot less tacticlol on them than you'd expect.

Also, the dude in the Pj pants (why do people think these are acceptable day to day wear?" is wearing a Thulsa Doom shirt, god dammit, you're poisoning one of my favorite movies.

I dunno, any SKS made to try and look like an AK is loving dumb. Especially with the bipod. And the bipod affixed to the clamshell on the ar.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 17:03

Maggie Fletcher: Jul 19, 2009; Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

twistedmentat posted:

Oh hey some more AUG from D&D

"Uh got yer back Misser Trump, I'm wearin mah tactical jammies."

Scathach posted:

There is a car in my town covered in maybe 500+ toy horses of every size and shape. I've seen it twice and haven't been able to get my phone out in time for a pic. Like this, but all horses:

I see your pony car, and raise you a squirrel car:

Though in hindsight, this is just awesome.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 20:36

Jmcrofts: Jan 7, 2008; just chillin' in the club; Lipstick Apathy

Nothing can top the fish and lobster car:

They sing and dance to music.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 20:43

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Jmcrofts posted:

Nothing can top the fish and lobster car:

They sing and dance to music.

I am incredibly mad that my search for both "cocktail sauce car" and "tartar sauce car" did not provide any themed automobiles. I'm forced to agree that the fish and lobster car can not be adequately topped.

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Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Solice Kirsk posted:

I am incredibly mad that my search for both "cocktail sauce car" and "tartar sauce car" did not provide any themed automobiles. I'm forced to agree that the fish and lobster car can not be adequately topped.

Try butter.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 21:05

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Jmcrofts posted:

Nothing can top the fish and lobster car:

They sing and dance to music.

in motion;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP_AiKgopu8

# ? Mar 15, 2016 21:34

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

LingcodKilla posted:

Try butter.

NO! You should just crash this:

into this:

# ? Mar 15, 2016 21:37

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

Solice Kirsk posted:

NO! You should just crash this:

into this:

Collinsville seems to have had a falling-out with their former partner. :ohdear:

# ? Mar 15, 2016 23:26

Mrs.Nameko: Dec 16, 2015; Mushrooms are the internet of the forest!

Mr.Skeltruck :skeltal:

There is also a giant grim reaper hanging off the back

Edit: It's actually pretty :black101:

Have this furry PUA mobile instead!

Mrs.Nameko has a new favorite as of 02:15 on Mar 16, 2016

# ? Mar 16, 2016 02:03

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

jodai posted:

This is the new challenge for anybody who could sit through Foam Adventure. I could not make it through this video.

I actually remember making it through Foam Adventure, as terrible as it was.

This, however, I could not. Made it through 1:29 before I had to stop.

# ? Mar 16, 2016 03:21

Dienes: Nov 4, 2009; dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot; College Slice

Zzulu posted:

in motion;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP_AiKgopu8

Oh God, the roof has a lobster conductor.

# ? Mar 16, 2016 04:56

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

Mrs.Nameko posted:

Mr.Skeltruck

There is also a giant grim reaper hanging off the back

I forgot what were talking about and thought you were specifically posting a picture of the guy taking three invisible dicks on the billboard in the background.

# ? Mar 16, 2016 04:57

Hackers film 1995: Nov 4, 2009; Hack the planet!

jodai posted:

This is the new challenge for anybody who could sit through Foam Adventure. I could not make it through this video.

Please. It wasn't THAT bad.

*takes diaper out of the microwave*

# ? Mar 16, 2016 05:15

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

If you can survive Foam Adventure, you can survive anything

# ? Mar 16, 2016 05:17

computer angel: Sep 9, 2008; Make it a double.

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

Please. It wasn't THAT bad.

*takes diaper out of the microwave*

Oh please, Pamperchu is riveting like car wreck. Foam Adventure is a combination of extreme second hand embarrassment and nails on a chalkboard.

# ? Mar 16, 2016 06:13

uranium grass: Jan 15, 2005

# ? Mar 16, 2016 06:42

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Cosima posted:

Oh please, Pamperchu is riveting like car wreck. Foam Adventure is a combination of extreme second hand embarrassment and nails on a chalkboard.

Is that the guy who lived in the shed in the back of some old guys house in a crib that had baby bottles around it and a old school stereo?

Oh and he complained that the diaper samples he got in the mail had HUGGIES all over it, so the mail person knew his shame.

# ? Mar 16, 2016 07:13

Je suis fatigue: May 5, 2009; Amazing! It's a double J.O.!

twistedmentat posted:

Is that the guy who lived in the shed in the back of some old guys house in a crib that had baby bottles around it and a old school stereo?

Oh and he complained that the diaper samples he got in the mail had HUGGIES all over it, so the mail person knew his shame.

Yes, but probably more known for stealing used diapers from garbage cans to microwave them and put them on. Pretty sure you can see his microwave in his shack tour video.

# ? Mar 16, 2016 09:24

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Je suis fatigue posted:

Yes, but probably more known for stealing used diapers from garbage cans to microwave them and put them on. Pretty sure you can see his microwave in his shack tour video.

Ugh, it sounds less of a fetish and more like an addiction.

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Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Didn't get ball cancer from unshielded broken microwaves?

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