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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Joementum posted:

Oh, is this like that thing where Texans lie about not being in the South either to make themselves feel better?

my rule is "if you betrayed the united states and rebelled, you're in the south."

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William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Zyla posted:

dont you mean wafflehouse

poo poo!

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Trump is the most Florida person alive. Even down to actually being a New Yorker

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

40-Degree Day posted:

guys this Bernie Discord is really sad.

it feels good watching young people having ideals and dreams crushed. obama did it to me and now they can suffer like i did

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/mviser/status/709890395627524097

Mu Cow
Oct 26, 2003

TyrantWD posted:

Shame Kasich wasn't willing to reciprocate.

Rubio + Kasich = still losing to Trump

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

How is Chuck Todd a new caster with that hair

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
dws kept me from following the results how are they going

any crazy unforeseen results yet

40-Degree Day
Sep 24, 2012


Mr Hootington posted:

it feels good watching young people having ideals and dreams crushed. obama did it to me and now they can suffer like i did

same

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I was going to comment that Katy Tur seems like a cutie on camera, not just on Twitter, but it turns out she dated Keith Olbermann from 2006-09... she was 22 and he was 47. So gross.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

HiHo ChiRho posted:

Is..Jill Stein beating Bernie in Scotland county, NC?

the lumbee must really love jill stein

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

quote:

[]antesdelunes [score hidden] a minute ago
The difference in Florida is down to 32.7% from 36% some minutes ago. I think the race here will get even better as the count goes on.
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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

id kill myself if i lost my own state tha thard

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

axeil posted:

my rule is "if you betrayed the united states and rebelled, you're in the south."

A Good Rule

XboxPants
Jan 30, 2006

Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.
Awwwww, Marco's winning a county. :allears:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

XboxPants posted:

ahahahhaa that's the loving best

the star citizen for politics nerds

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Patter Song posted:

Missouri is WTA by Congressional District, not WTA Statewide. Big difference.

yeah, and its 5 delegates per congressional district. Cruz could win urban areas + statewide allocation and if Trump sweeps the 6 more rural congressional districts he takes 30 delegates out of the state.

A 40/30 win in Illinois is probably enough to win nearly every delegate at stake there.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Here we go!

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Joementum posted:

Oh, is this like that thing where Texans lie about not being in the South either to make themselves feel better?

Only East Texas is like the South, the rest of the state is a weird mix of values, heritages and cultures.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

gently caress da Mods posted:

lol @ goons


its only 30% reportin in from FLorida

only 1% of ohio

and 0 of iLLionois

LOL

plenty of time here bros

(i knowyall dont play alot of sports, but theres plenty of tim eleft in this game)

Well, there are ways you can tell with varying levels of certainty who's going to win a state before 100% of precincts report. You can find some of them discussed in this very thread.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
Is there a breakdown of actual precincts anywhere? I'd kind of like to see how my neighborhood voted.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Joementum posted:

A Good Rule

I agree in principle but despite any previous allegiance to the North I feel like we need to induct West Virginia into The South post haste.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
Micro Boobio

XboxPants
Jan 30, 2006

Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.

comes along bort posted:

the lumbee must really love jill stein

oh poo poo I just saw that for a second, I hope someone capture that sprite!

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Hillary's lead in Ohio is going up?!? What in the world.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

rear end cobra posted:

Goodbye Rubio Tuesday is the official name for it

Nice

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

goodbye marco

it's been nice

hope you find your compromise

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Yay

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

fknlo posted:

Is there a breakdown of actual precincts anywhere? I'd kind of like to see how my neighborhood voted.

Check your county clerk's website, they sometimes have that data

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Jewel Repetition posted:

Well, there are ways you can tell with varying levels of certainty who's going to win a state before 100% of precincts report. You can find some of them discussed in this very thread.

For example, I knew Kasich won Ohio like two hours ago.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

logikv9 posted:

dws kept me from following the results how are they going

any crazy unforeseen results yet

Hillary Clinton may have finished charging her spirit bomb and destroyed Sanders fully, Marco Rubio Is Literally Dead

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

reignofevil posted:

I agree in principle but despite any previous allegiance to the North I feel like we need to induct West Virginia into The South post haste.

Oh, it's not exclusive. But if your state was part of the CSA, yup, that's the South.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
:rip: lil' marco

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
FUUUUUCK YOU MARCO!!!!!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

hil officially won florida

wrap it up berniealuires

(me)

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

msnbc calls florida for trump and clinton

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Constant Hamprince posted:

HRRRNNGGGG YES MORE I MUST FEAST

quote:

Only 1/4 of the race has been completed, there is still plenty of time. Clinton is expected to have a surplus of 2.5 million votes in the Red states at the end of the race, with Clinton having 4.5 million votes and Sanders having 2 million votes. Clinton had 9 million in the Blue states in 2008. There are 40% independent voters in the United States. With the help of these 92 million independent voters, Sanders can have a lead of 2.5 million votes in the Blue states over Clinton. That is not difficult at all, Sanders just needs 11.5 million votes in the Blue states to beat Clinton in the race.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



suck it bernouts

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Wolf called flo-rida for trump and hilary

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McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
Here, we're gonna need this tonight.

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