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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

axeil posted:

a cruz win in nc would be big.

Only if he wins elsewhere!!

NC is completely proportional. Cruz winning in NC instead of coming in 6 or 7 behind is like 7 delegates at absolute max.

NC plus Missouri and Illinois is huge.

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biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord

Broken Box posted:

Ted "has a face that has scientific explanations for why it is so disturbing to look at, also he is possibly the Zodiac Killer" Cruz

I loving love this joke. Probably my favorite joke of the whole campaign season.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

bernie is personally contributing to the slashing of american's savings at this point.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

pathetic little tramp posted:

Wow a Hillary sweep is a real possibility.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lol suck it bernouts

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

40-Degree Day posted:

"Woman and Olds don't know any better.txt".

futuretrumpvoters.txt

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
North Carolina matters but not as much as people think. I'm pretty sure it's the "everybody gets some" so it's all completely proportional.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Goodbye sweet prince

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
Ohio called for Hillary.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



lol ap calling it already in ohio. Wrap it up bernouts

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Ohio goes to Clinton. Sorry Bernie :(

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

futuretrumpvoters.txt

come now do you really think future trump voters would blame minorities and women for not getting it right?

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

:vince:

40-Degree Day
Sep 24, 2012


InsanityIsCrazy posted:

futuretrumpvoters.txt

all these bernouts in this chat are saying that they'd rather vote for trump than hillary.

not far off base.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Are we done with Sanders yet? Can we get on to Hillary chucking bombs while the Republicans eat each other stage of the election?

Minsky
May 23, 2001

oh man Bernie got rekt

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
oh my god is she gonna sweep it

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

TyrantWD posted:

I still think OH will swing around to Bernie late in the night.

or it could in like fifteen minutes

3% reporting is practically meaningless and it's sort of ridiculous to see people freaking out about it

on a related note, does anyone else find it really weird that the news outlets would call NC with only 10% reporting? sure there's a 20 point gap, but still they must be pretty confident in their exit polls

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

remember 2004 when both candidates were considered hateable

that's child's play compared to what's coming up

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

Cao Ni Ma posted:

Mathews saying that Hillary will be establishment republican candidate

She will be, 99% of sane Republicans are lying saying they will get behind Trump if he wins the nomination, they will sit the election out or shut up and quietly vote for Hillary.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

PostNouveau posted:

Are we done with Sanders yet? Can we get on to Hillary chucking bombs while the Republicans eat each other stage of the election?

check tomorrow.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

hildawg in oh is official

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

shiksa posted:

come now do you really think future trump voters would blame minorities and women for not getting it right?

concerntrollliberal.txt

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

futuretrumpvoters.txt

futurenonvoters.txt

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Is it me or has turnout for Ohio been insanely loving high?

3% reporting for both races, about 450,000 votes combined. Ohio has a population of 11.6 million.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Wow, NBC called Ohio for Clinton. I thought that one would be close.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

The Young Turks on suicide watch, yesssssss

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Rubio supporters being told to support Cruz now

rscott
Dec 10, 2009

Duckbag posted:

or it could in like fifteen minutes

3% reporting is practically meaningless and it's sort of ridiculous to see people freaking out about it

on a related note, does anyone else find it really weird that the news outlets would call NC with only 10% reporting? sure there's a 20 point gap, but still they must be pretty confident in their exit polls

It just got called so Welp

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

Hollismason posted:

North Carolina matters but not as much as people think. I'm pretty sure it's the "everybody gets some" so it's all completely proportional.

The problem is Bernie is already behind so it hurts him a lot more, It's pretty much over now

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
Jesus, Hillary wins Ohio 2/3 to 1/3

That's astounding considering the early reports of Democrats defecting to vote anti-Trump...

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ3plaSowWc

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all
I wonder how big the riots will be at the GOP convention....God, I hope they don't let people carry guns in there.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

40-Degree Day posted:

all these bernouts in this chat are saying that they'd rather vote for trump than hillary.

not far off base.

I too believe YCS is emblematic of all Bernie supporters.;)

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Rubio policy adviser calling for all conservatives to back Cruz now.

It's happening.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Yikes that Ohio result is huge for Hillary. I don't know that Bernie can really come back from that.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Schnorkles posted:

I dunno. Trump winning in Missouri and Illinois by 5 and 12 would get him all but like 10 of the delegates at large there.

He'd end up above where he needed to be even with losing Ohio, not below.

yeah i probably overestimated how good things look for cruz tonight, but i'm guessing wake and orange going for him indicates that some moderate gop voters are coalescing behind him as the anti-trump. might be overthinking it

missouri will be interesting, to see how the map filling up might reflect on congressional district wins

and i guess trump still has a chance in ohio!

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



[]DragonTamerMCT [score hidden] just now
How can you call a state WITH THREE PERCENT?
3%...

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Who's ready for more of the same? woooooo ooo oo *drinks*

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

lamentable dustman posted:

The Young Turks on suicide watch, yesssssss

ok now this is the kind of thing i like to hear

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