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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




haha holy poo poo suck it bernouts

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FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
wait so decision desk hosed up again?

jesus christ

gently caress them so hard

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

FourLeaf posted:

wait so decision desk hosed up again?

jesus christ

gently caress them so hard

They hosed up by a ~.2%, those assclowns

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012


Suddenly the trucks full of Hillary votes show up :tinfoil:

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Did the Price is Right failure noise play in anyone else's head just now?

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

Tatum Girlparts posted:

They hosed up by a ~.2%, those assclowns

uh yeah, they should have learned not to loving call it when a race is this close

they got burned last week and yet they're doing it again

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Yoshifan823 posted:

Did the Price is Right failure noise play in anyone else's head just now?

I got the drowning sound from Sonic

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
God drat, I definitely didn't expect a sweep tonight.

XboxPants
Jan 30, 2006

Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.

And to think, on CNN they thought the Sanders surrogate was just "setting low expectations" when early on he claimed that winning even a single state would be considered a big victory.

Full nightmare scenario is here.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

FourLeaf posted:

wait so decision desk hosed up again?

jesus christ

gently caress them so hard

I think they took back the call because there was a mistake earlier. It was reported the St Louis was 100% when it was really 55% in. The Guardian was showing the same thing for a couple minutes.

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

Yep just flipped.

Looks like the remaining precincts were both larger than average and more Clinton than average.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Did Cruz win two CDs in MO, or only one?

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
horns.aiff


Though percentage wise Sanders has really closed the gap in IL. 32K vote difference, but 50/49 split.

https://twitter.com/DecisionDeskHQ/status/709963012925480960

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

fknlo posted:

God drat, I definitely didn't expect a sweep tonight.

I don't even think Hillary did

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

zen death robot posted:

Yeah it's called North St Louis dude

How did Pleasant Hill vote?

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
Did Trump win Missouri yet

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_6CZ2JaEuc

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Lmfao omg so many people in the PI thread made crazy money off of Hillary pulling out MO. You could buy shares for 5-10 cents immediately before it flipped and then sell them for 90-95c. A few people called it prior so lots of money was just made.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

god imagine being so pathetic as to gloat on the internet about state primary results

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

quote:

[]Username_NA [score hidden] 4 minutes ago
gently caress the protestors in Chicago who destroyed Sanders campaign. I am just very mad. So many factors had to culminate together today.
permalinksavereportgive goldreply

s4p is about as doom and gloom as you'd expect outside of the truly delusional folks.

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice

Jerusalem posted:

I've missed large chunks of coverage unfortunately (including Rubio suspending his campaign, goddammit) so has anything topped the bit on CNN that went something like:

Expert 1: Marco Rubio was supposed to be the Republicans' Obama, instead he turned out to be their John Edwards.
Expert 2: Oh that's just mean.

Paul Begala (despite being a Hillary shill) is loving hilarious and has been my favorite pundit since 08. He brings a real "message board mentality" to these otherwise boring panels. I remember during the 2010 midterms he said something like "Two years ago we were asking if America was ready for a black president. Tonight we ask if America is ready for an orange speaker."

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Immortan posted:

Did Drumpf win Missouri yet

Technically yes but there will probably be a recount it seems

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Technically yes but there will probably be a recount it seems

wtf

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
Bernie put up a good fight. I'm glad that like 45% of Democrats are totally on board with socialism.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
glad there was no random IT WAS REALLY CLOSE!! result today on the dem side

on the GOP side, who cares they all suck

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Math Report, Final Countdown Edition

~6k left with trump leading by 2k! He's mathematically unstumpable!

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Stereotype posted:

Bernie put up a good fight. I'm glad that like 45% of Democrats are totally on board with socialism.

55% of democrats rejected extremism, you mean.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Stereotype posted:

Bernie put up a good fight. I'm glad that like 45% of Democrats are totally on board with socialism.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

logikv9 posted:

glad there was no random IT WAS REALLY CLOSE!! result today on the dem side

on the GOP side, who cares they all suck

This, but the opposite.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
:siren:100% REPORTING! TRUMP UNSTUMPED!:siren:

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Edit: madness

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Trump wins Missouri by 0.2% and will pick up a cool 90% of the delegates. Good, good.

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

trump and clinton win http://enr.sos.mo.gov/EnrNet/

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
so for how many future Presidential cycles will some random candidate with little to no chance at winning reference kaisch as proof that stubbornness and a willful disregard of math can go so far in an election

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

:sweep: :sweep: :sweep: :sweep: :sweep: :sweep: :sweep: :sweep:

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



p sure one of the kids of a precinct chair has their cell phone and is answering all the calls from news agencies with ALL DONE because he finished his homework or something. It was a false 100 at 55% too

Necroneocon
May 12, 2009

by Shine
Oh my god... Bernie Sanders isn't a Socialist. I just... I give up on y'all. It's like none of you took the time to read up on Socialism.

Even if Bernie was a Socialist, and lets pretend he was, he wouldn't want you to post dumb sexist poo poo about Hillary. Even real-life Bernie wouldn't want you dummies to post stupid poo poo like that whether it's "ironic" or not because he's probably an actual nice person whereas some of you need to grow the gently caress up.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Bernie-san :smith:

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