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Root Bear posted:Sweet-swe-swee-sweet can My cans! My precious antique cans! Aw look what you done to them!
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STOP IT, STOP IT!  ....Seattle..... 
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York_M_Chan posted:Once you get to foursies, you're in the zone! Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone?
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CatchrNdRy posted:Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? 
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Just write a check and I'll release some more endorphins. 
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FishMist posted:My cans! My precious antique cans! Aw look what you done to them! 
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We elected the wrong Carter.
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The Nastier Nate posted:We elected the wrong Carter. He's history's greatest monster!
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Everything Counts posted:He's history's greatest monster! He replaced my tennis racket with a rubber phallus.
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Root Bear posted:Just write a check and I'll release some more endorphins. That's a post-dated check. Don't cash it until the year 10,000.
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York_M_Chan posted:He replaced my tennis racket with a rubber phallus. And replaced my birth control pills with tic-tacs!
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:And replaced my birth control pills with tic-tacs! HE'S CAUSING US ALL TO YELL!
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TMMadman posted:HE'S CAUSING US ALL TO YELL! then Maggie laughed..she's such a little trooper!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:That's a post-dated check. Don't cash it until the year 10,000. 
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♫I hate every ape I see From chimpan-a to chimpan-zee No, you'll never make a monkey out of me Oh my God, I was wrong It was Earth all along You've finally made a monkey Yes, you've finally made a monkey out of me♫ I love you, Dr. Ham!
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Class3KillStorm posted:♫I hate every ape I see I can't wait to eat that monkey.
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TMMadman posted:I can't wait to eat that monkey. 
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Some folk'll never eat a skunk But then again some folk'll Like Cletus The slack jawed yokel. Most folk'll never lose a toe And then again some folk'll Like Cletus The slack jawed yokel.
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Do over Ham posted:Some folk'll never eat a skunk Are they rubes? 'Cause I don't cotton to rubes.
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York_M_Chan posted:Are they rubes? 'Cause I don't cotton to rubes. Hey! They just ran into the house! That Ham fella grifted you good, York.
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TMMadman posted:Hey! They just ran into the house! That Ham fella grifted you good, York. Did ya' call me, TM? 
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Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick's Day stands for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property, are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick's Day stands for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property, are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish? Ladies and gentlemen! St. Patrick's Day is a sham! It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up on the Irish.
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TMMadman posted:Ladies and gentlemen! St. Patrick's Day is a sham! It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up on the Irish. What was I laughing at again? Oh yes, that crippled irishman! Bahahahaha!
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Justice Sloth posted:What was I laughing at again? Oh yes, that crippled irishman! Bahahahaha!
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York_M_Chan posted:aisle! Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?????
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Deviant posted:Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart????? Hey... Deviant's not happy at all! He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that!
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick's Day stands for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property, are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?  Let's make litter out of these literati! 
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Oh, yeah. Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, stein hoists, AA meetings, beer night. It's wonderful, Marge. I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined.
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TMMadman posted:Oh, yeah. Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, stein hoists, AA meetings, beer night. It's wonderful, Marge. I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined. Welcome, friend. I'm Number 6. I'm Number Fifteen. What number are you? I am not a number! I am a man! And don't you ever ... oh wait ... I'm Number Five. Ha-ha! In your face!
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TMMadman posted:Oh, yeah. Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, stein hoists, AA meetings, beer night. It's wonderful, Marge. I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined. No par-tays, no shindigs, no keggers, no hootenannies, no mixers, no raves, no box socials.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:No par-tays, no shindigs, no keggers, no hootenannies, no mixers, no raves, no box socials. "Par-tee down"? 
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IMJack posted:"Par-tee down"? We at the network want a dog with attitude. He's edgy, he's "in your face." You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is a dog who gets "biz-zay!" Consistently and thoroughly.
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IMJack posted:"Par-tee down"? That's all well and good for you, but I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day... now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky. I've got to get out of this rut and back into the groove.
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TMMadman posted:That's all well and good for you, but I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day... now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky. I've got to get out of this rut and back into the groove. I used to be with it. But then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you too! 
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:I used to be with it. But then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. .....my chest hurts. 
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:I used to be with it. But then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. No way, man! No way, man! Get yourself another patsy, man! No way am I wearing a freakin' wire!
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TMMadman posted:No way, man! No way, man! Get yourself another patsy, man! No way am I wearing a freakin' wire! Hey, he's wearin' a wire! 
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