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Trump will be the next president of the United States, and all Bernie supporters will be executed after a month long amnesty period.
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one of these fuckers stole my hat when I was sleeping outside in a national park. i chased him down and got it back, but he had ripped out the the snapback and I had to glue in a piece of webbing to fix it. I think he wanted the salt from my dried sweat. 
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Palpek posted:also http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/16/north-korea-sentences-us-student-to-15-years-hard-labour rip that guy
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Mar 16, 2016 14:35
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fart simpson posted:rip that guy 
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Mar 16, 2016 14:40
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poor dumb fucker
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Mar 16, 2016 14:43
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he already looks 20 years older in that photo
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if you cant to the time, dont do the crime imo
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do not go to north korea ever. it's like quoting stymie, but with lifetime consequences.
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Mar 16, 2016 14:56
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Gilok posted:do not go to north korea ever. it's like quoting stymie, but with lifetime consequences. unless you're dennis rodman
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Mar 16, 2016 14:57
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Trig Discipline posted:poor dumb fucker Maybe if he's lucky they'll quietly ship him back to us via China after he's served his PR purposes.
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Mar 16, 2016 14:58
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fart simpson posted:if you cant to the time, dont do the crime imo says a man who's probably never commited a crime in his entire life by that i mean - smoking weed - speeding - thinking of murdering someone - not paying for parking the NK government will literally put you in a labor camp for 15 years for petty crimes just to show their "power" and "firm handedness" or some poo poo. i'd also say "don't go to NK" but actually it looks like a fascinating place to go to. nobody deserves 15 years for stealing a poster
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Mar 16, 2016 14:58
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he'll be out in three to nine months, but Trig Discipline posted:poor dumb fucker
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Kid CUDA posted:says a man who's probably never commited a crime in his entire life hi, you seem to be taking opinions in this thread very seriously it is dumb as hell to commit any crime while you are in NK, but i betcha everybody actually thinks he shouldn't be locked up that long!
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Mar 16, 2016 15:01
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I thought "don't gently caress around if you're traveling outside your home country" was pretty common advice????? Some bourgeois idiot UVA kid should know that.
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speaking of doing the crime/time, a friend who lives in japan just took me and the wife out to dinner and said he couldn't drink because he had to drive, the acceptable BAC for foreigners is zero, and they would literally deport him for it i mean drunk driving booooo but still that seems a bit much
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Mar 16, 2016 15:05
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Kid CUDA posted:says a man who's probably never commited a crime in his entire life i've unironically never done any of those things, or committed any crimes at all actually.
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Mar 16, 2016 15:07
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theflyingorc posted:hi, you seem to be taking opinions in this thread very seriously i'm glad he's going to prison. he broke the law.
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Mar 16, 2016 15:08
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theflyingorc posted:unless you're dennis rodman fine, dennis rodman can quote stymie
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Mar 16, 2016 15:10
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fart simpson posted:i'm glad he's going to prison. he broke the law. He's also clearly from an affluent background and I like nothing more than seeing rich dumb kids eat poo poo.
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Gilok posted:fine, dennis rodman can quote stymie  
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it's also not all bad for him. he has a great opportunity to learn korean
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god, could you imagine boogieing down to this for 15 years, 24 hours a day? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwoSFQb5HVk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg
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i bet NK vs SK corean is like Castilian vs. american spanish. everyone will be able to understand him mostly, but they'll /know/
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https://twitter.com/mr1derful1/status/710071485478662144
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Mar 16, 2016 15:23
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george lucas appears to have gone full Eeyore
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Trig Discipline posted:speaking of doing the crime/time, a friend who lives in japan just took me and the wife out to dinner and said he couldn't drink because he had to drive, the acceptable BAC for foreigners is zero, and they would literally deport him for it there was a thread where a goon described his japanese adventures dealing hard drugs to other foreigners for several years and the only thing he was risking was being thrown out of japan forever
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Mar 16, 2016 15:36
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"but doctor, i am slothliacci"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggxs3_vi3K0 Good-Glavenwave
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Alright, so this is a thing for sure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A mfw that hollow aesthetic
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Linux Pirate posted:"but doctor, i am slothliacci" Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
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http://i.imgur.com/9yo63vO.webm
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Mar 16, 2016 16:07
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bump_fn posted:do people still use thunderbird yeah me. i like to use calendar plugin for popup reminders. also i like having a local copy of emails because i'm an inflexible dipshit. "wait why don't u just use reminders on ur smartfone" i don't have smartphone "what why" uh hello, inflexible dipshit here, we covered this
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Mar 16, 2016 16:12
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Kid CUDA posted:says a man who's probably never commited a crime in his entire life yeah i don't think he deserves what's coming but my god how totally self-absorbed and stupid do you have to be to misbehave in north korea of all loving places like i can see the appeal of going to this bizarre place in the world (and yes there are factors which make that perhaps an irresponsible choice to make outside of personal context), but holy poo poo that has to be absolute number one on the list of places where you keep your god drat hands to yourself at all times.
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Mar 16, 2016 16:17
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lol he was promised a used car for bringing back a "trophy"
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http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/north-korea-sentences-american-tourist-otto-warmbier-1.3493327quote:He said he was offered a used car worth $10,000 if he could get a banner and was also told that if he was detained and didn't return, $200,000 would be paid to his mother in the form of a charitable donation.
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