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Princeps32
Nov 9, 2012

logikv9 posted:

The last debate thread we had was the last one and we didn't even know it then. You don't know what you've lost until it's gone :smith:

the last debate was dull. we peaked at "my hands" in the one before, nothing could realistically top that moment at this point in the game as far as debates go. watching Cruz smirk at Trump for two hours while Kasich hoped to get ignored would have gotten boring

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

XK posted:

I'm pretty sure she's actually a handler that was assigned to him.

this is the most likely reason why the children of a half-cuban man are both blonde

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

PT6A posted:

Cheese is a good favourite food, but since Ted Cruz is a garbage fire of a human being, he probably means the plasticky lovely cheese that comes individually wrapped in plastic, which is objectively a bad favourite food.

yes but velveeta and rotel queso

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Boy Cruz lost a lot of weight for the campaign

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

PT6A posted:

Cheese is a good favourite food, but since Ted Cruz is a garbage fire of a human being, he probably means the plasticky lovely cheese that comes individually wrapped in plastic, which is objectively a bad favourite food.

Maybe Ted Cruz is himself made of cheese! :tinfoil:

StevePerry
Sep 5, 2003

don't stop believin
Ted Cruz smiling warmly and eating a heaping spoonful of nacho cheese as he watches the sun come up over the Texas plains.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Almost orange enough

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009


Stubby fingers

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

zen death robot posted:

It's crazy how Cruz and Trump were pretty much tied in Missouri and yet Trump gets almost all the delegates because of how they're given out. Oh well gently caress Cruz anyways.

Between Cruz or Trump, Trump wins because at least I can laugh while everything crashes and burns.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Looks like GTA art, I can't wait until I can be Donald in GTA6. I'll mow down so many fuckin voters.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Where's his huge schlong

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
https://twitter.com/Reince/status/709956742378029057

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Corey Lewandowski will be a Trump delegate from New Hampshire, just in case there are any NH delegate women who need grabbing, bruising.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

He’s saying what we’re all thinking!

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.


I didn't think it was spot on with his earlier comments but now it's a slam dunk.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I wonder what trump riots would look like

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I wonder what trump riots would look like

Yuge and luxurious

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Prince Reibus wrote all his tweets ahead of time a year ago and has a bot to release them throughout the year. He wanted to take 2016 off and hoped no one would notice this way.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I imagine gravy just going everywhere

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I dunno what you guys want Reince to post on his twitter.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


That sandwich looks like it has been frozen and thawed.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I wonder what trump riots would look like

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

The Saurus posted:

as a commie you wouldn't be allowed in anyway

it's literally one of the questions on the immigration questionnaire

america truly is the land of freedom

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/710170745444421632

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

ah she does love her dad :-)

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

zoux posted:

I dunno what you guys want Reince to post on his twitter.

A dickbutt

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

You mean the system is set up so the person with the most votes is winning?

Obviously the system is fixed

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

I'm seeing this but with saggier cheekbones and more gravy

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
So much depends
upon

a orange robber
baron

crazed with vain
glory

misguide the white
voters

Lum_
Jun 5, 2006

zoux posted:

I dunno what you guys want Reince to post on his twitter.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Updated with a few corrections:

Joementum posted:

NORTHERN MARIANAS

  • Donald Trump: 9

FLORIDA

  • Donald Trump: 99

ILLINOIS

  • Donald Trump: 53
  • Ted Cruz: 9
  • John Kasich: 7

MISSOURI

  • Donald Trump: 42
  • Ted Cruz: 5


NORTH CAROLINA

  • Donald Trump: 29
  • Ted Cruz: 27
  • John Kasich: 9
  • Marco Rubio: 6
  • Ben Carson: 1

OHIO

  • John Kasich: 66

TUESDAY TOTALS

  • Donald Trump: 232
  • Ted Cruz: 41
  • John Kasich: 75
  • Marco Rubio: 6
  • Ben Carson: 1

DELEGATE COUNT

  • Donald Trump: 696 pledged
  • Ted Cruz: 409 pledged
  • Marco Rubio: 170 pledged
  • John Kasich: 145 pledged
  • Uncommitted: 26
  • Ben Carson: 9 pledged
  • Jeb! Bush: 4 pledged
  • Rand Paul: 1 pledged
  • Carly Fiorina: 1 pledged
  • Mike Huckabee: 1 pledged

1462 delegates awarded so far out of the 2,472 total available delegates to the RNC

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

TheTatteredKing posted:

I didn't think it was spot on with his earlier comments but now it's a slam dunk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdFl__NlOpA

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Joementum posted:

Updated with a few corrections:

How solid are those MO numbers?

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

The Saurus posted:

Trump might attend non-Fox debates, but why would he keep letting them try to screw him with that bimbo as moderator?

And people wonder how Clinton could beat Trump.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Homeless Friend posted:

Looks like GTA art, I can't wait until I can be Donald in GTA6. I'll mow down so many fuckin voters.

saints row 4 with a donald trump boss is pretty boss

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Democrazy posted:

And people wonder how Clinton could beat Trump.

you're a little late to the sexist party, people've been railing on kelly and coulter regardless of spectrum!

the above comment is in no way intended to be sexual

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

zoux posted:

How solid are those MO numbers?

+/- 22

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

logikv9 posted:

Where's his huge schlong

Check Boosted's tonsils

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