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I don't know but you better not eat your steak well done.
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Lottery of Babylon posted:A coworker and myself said we should start the "Working Americans lives matter" movement. In our opinion if you don't work and have never worked then your life really doesn't matter. If all you and your family have ever been is be a drain on the government and your city then you don't matter. All you are is a hand stuck out and a mouth open. Bitching for rights and money you have never helped earn. I'm not talking about house wives or American citizens that are legitimately in need of help. But those who choose not to work, and have kids they don't care about who just turn out to be more drains on the system, your lives don't matter. Most Americans are sick of those thinking that they are entitled to a free check just because their ancestors were forced to work. One working generation doesn't mean you get a free ride for the rest of your species existence. I agree. Kill all capitalists.
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:I don't know but you better not eat your steak well done. Are you suggesting I eat a steak poorly done?
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Mar 16, 2016 02:53
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Steak is a rare medium well done
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Mar 16, 2016 02:57
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goose fleet posted:Steak is a rare medium well done .........I'll allow this.
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Mar 16, 2016 03:04
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 You mean that thing that people still use every day?
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Mar 16, 2016 03:13
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Scathach posted:
27 is old as poo poo? It's been a little while since I've actually been in a classroom but I feel like it's unlikely those have all vanished.
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Mar 16, 2016 03:17
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Garrand posted:It's been a little while since I've actually been in a classroom but I feel like it's unlikely those have all vanished. Yeah, that kind of pencil sharpener is nigh-indestructable.
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Mar 16, 2016 03:31
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Scathach posted:
This brings up fuzzy feelings. I remember using these things as both a sharpener and an excuse to walk around and get the hell out of my desk. Even better if there was a lineup.
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Mar 16, 2016 03:37
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Spinning them the wrong way made awesome spiral grooves in your pencil.
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Mar 16, 2016 03:43
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Crying screaming children are annoying though and I'm against spanking solely because it makes a kid cry more and thus annoys me. If I'm not around do whatever, hell the kids your property.
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Mar 16, 2016 03:46
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Garrand posted:27 is old as poo poo? 23 here. We had those in elementary school and I think middle school. By high school everyone graduated to electric sharpeners or pens.
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Mar 16, 2016 04:10
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My school was so bad that the kids either destroyed or stole every one of those and in the end one of my teachers had a single electric sharpener and you had to ask them to sharpen it for you. No one had mechanical pencils for long because other kids would steal them from you the second you got up from your desk to do something. I once found one of my own highlighters in a classroom I didn't even have class in.
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Mar 16, 2016 04:15
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I was in a super-rich private school one week ago. Mountaintop view of all of Los Angeles. They had those pencil sharpeners.
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Mar 16, 2016 04:33
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Picnic Princess posted:People who say "March 14th" write it that way numerically Do you actually think that people outside of America never say the month first like that?
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Mar 16, 2016 05:48
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Tiggum posted:Do you actually think that people outside of America never say the month first like that? No, but now that I've been called out I promise to only contribute completely serious and truthful posts on forums.somethingawful.com from now on Jokes are for the weak
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cash crab posted:This brings up fuzzy feelings. I remember using these things as both a sharpener and an excuse to walk around and get the hell out of my desk. Even better if there was a lineup. Same. Also I was one of those kids who kept his pencil shavings in his pencil case like an idiot and never emptied it except at the end of the year; so I ended up just not having my own pencil sharpener cause I got sick of constantly having a bag full of paper/graphite shavings everywhere.
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Mar 16, 2016 12:49
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As a man I would love to purchase "pregnancy insurance" that guarantees I don't have to take care of a kid if I knock a woman up. I can't think of anything more hilarious or insulting at the same time. Maybe if there was something like "boyfriend insurance" where I get all the money spent on dinners and what not back at the end of a relationship.
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Scathach posted:
Yeah, those are still things. Like that exact same model. WTF do they think students use? Our school system rations paper, they aren't going to stick electric pencil sharpeners in every classroom. Plus you can kill an electric sharpener if you don't empty out the shavings. Those old metal ones just laugh and spit out some pencil dust.
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Ratoslov posted:Yeah, that kind of pencil sharpener is nigh-indestructable. Well, I've seen evidence proving you wrong on that!
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Solice Kirsk posted:As a man I would love to purchase "pregnancy insurance" that guarantees I don't have to take care of a kid if I knock a woman up. I can't think of anything more hilarious or insulting at the same time. Maybe if there was something like "boyfriend insurance" where I get all the money spent on dinners and what not back at the end of a relationship. There is money to be made off of date insurance. "If you don't get to second base you get a full reimbursement on your date!"
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Mar 16, 2016 15:24
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Dreddout posted:There is money to be made off of date insurance. Man, the underwriting/premium for an out of shape, unemployed, ugly guy would be ridiculous.
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Mar 16, 2016 17:26
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Yes, be more judicious who you sleep with. ..."why won't anyone sleep with meeee? Frigid bitches!"
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Solice Kirsk posted:Man, the underwriting/premium for an out of shape, unemployed, ugly guy would be ridiculous. And if she didn't put out, an adjuster would have to drive out and evaluate the damage to make sure the incident wasn't your fault. We recently received a claim for an incident that occurred on 15 March 2016. Unfortunately, it is the determination of Gettin' Lucky Insurance Company of Nebraska LLC that you were at fault. Below is a summary:
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Mar 16, 2016 17:42
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I tell bitches about my 25k PvP kill achievement and panties drop son!
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Dreddout posted:There is money to be made off of date insurance. I had an ex threaten to sue me for 'half of date expenses' when we broke up.
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Mar 16, 2016 18:45
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Dienes posted:I had an ex threaten to sue me for 'half of date expenses' when we broke up. I had an ex do something similar! He spent a Saturday night tallying up all the money he'd spent on me over the previous six months. He didn't threaten to sue me or anything, but he made sure to hold it over my head for the duration of our relationship.
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Mar 16, 2016 19:03
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I hope "the duration of the relationship" was the time it took him to say "I just tallied up all the money I've spent on you."
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Mar 16, 2016 19:07
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Huntersoninski posted:I hope "the duration of the relationship" was the time it took him to say "I just tallied up all the money I've spent on you." I wish I could say that, but no. At least while he was home doing that...I was out with friends. I'm sure we bought each other drinks and didn't keep tallies on it.
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Maggie Fletcher posted:I had an ex do something similar! He spent a Saturday night tallying up all the money he'd spent on me over the previous six months. He didn't threaten to sue me or anything, but he made sure to hold it over my head for the duration of our relationship. This reminds me of how I wish my roomies bought more groceries. 
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I'm sure if you asked him why men "screw women they're not willing to marry and raise a child with", he'd sputter something about equality and call you a feminazi. I've never once met someone who accuses women of this whose end goal isn't "Men can bang everyone and get sex when they demand it, women can only gently caress who the men want them to gently caress."
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chitoryu12 posted:I'm sure if you asked him why men "screw women they're not willing to marry and raise a child with", he'd sputter something about equality and call you a feminazi. It's more about  than equality
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Mar 16, 2016 22:31
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salad vs burrito guy, the sequel.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:salad vs burrito guy, the sequel. Confidence = being a jerkwad. Got it.
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 quote:Wake Up Earth !!! quote:Agree the more awake we become the less of a hold the government has on our reality quote:love the message, not sure about the use of theory that's unproven and told as truth to make this point tho. Bit oxymoronic. quote:you were a potato every single stage
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quote:you were a potato every single stage
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quote:you were a potato every single stage Ahhh, gently caress, it's too early for a new title, isn't it
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Agreed, I'm excited for the Animorphs reboot too.
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 I think I know why we're de-evolving.
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