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Minimalist Program posted:lmfao Really if I was his dad I'd not want him to explain what FurAffinity was to his mother, either and would just leave it at that
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OP i think you should seriously consider leaving your retarded offspring to die in the woods. Best case scenario he gets adopted by wolves and founds a new roman empire
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Sheep-Goats posted:*Slides down a girl's drawers at school
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Forgot to mention: Enjoy the jokes here, but NEVER go to goons about parenting advice.
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symbolic posted:except i was in catholic school and i believed them when they told us "if you do the sex you're gonna burn" Man, Millennials are dumb, they told us that too when I was 11 but the only kids who believed it were the massive pussies
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Booblord Zagats posted:Man, Millennials are dumb, they told us that too when I was 11 but the only kids who believed it were the massive pussies
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Minimalist Program posted:lmfao If you guys really want to know, it was because I was watching a softcore video I found on Kazaa and my dad walked in on me unexpectedly without knocking and I forgot to lock the door. And no, he didn't discuss things like that with his wife, he just did whatever unilaterally. Yes, I did done hosed up. Teriyaki Koinku fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Mar 16, 2016 |
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:If you guys really want to know, it was because I was watching a softcore video I found on Kazaa and my dad walked in on me unexpectedly without knocking and I forgot to lock the door. THank you for sharing friend - I really did want to know.
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Oh, to see porn for the first time. I wish I could experience that feeling again.
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Minimalist Program posted:THank you for sharing friend - I really did want to know. I only have a minimal investment in the OP, if he's being serious, that he doesn't gently caress it up with his kid, that's all.
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dog buttz posted:Oh, to see porn for the first time. I wish I could experience that feeling again.
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Give him your collection, op, so he doesn't have to go searching around on stream sites. Serious post.
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symbolic posted:it really is the greatest experience. the night i discovered porn, i spent 10 straight hours watching porn and jacking off. For you jacking it for 10 hours was a defining moment in your life. But for me- it was a Tuesday.
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symbolic posted:it really is the greatest experience. the night i discovered porn, i spent 10 straight hours watching porn and jacking off. Me too. But it was in 30 second sprints because that's how long the scrambled Skinemax would stay in focus.
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:drat your kid thinks youtube is where you go for porn he's lucky, when I was eleven there wasn't an internet so I had to use kohler plumbing ads and really old national geographics.
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Canned Panda posted:I was clearing out junk on his phone to get rid of the low memory notification, and when I tapped on Chrome, I saw there were 26 tabs open. I got curious, and that was my downfall. Is your son black? Cause if so this is p weird.
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all the dumbshit adults in this thread. Dont underestimate your kid OP. he knows how to use incognito and knows about more streaming porn sites than you do. he left that youtube history there for you to find so that you wouldn't suspect the really sick poo poo he's already into.
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- Tell him to use incognito mode - Name-drop xvideos or some other porn site I mean goddamn youtube for porn? Don't be weird about it and don't do anything other than that, just leave it alone it's for the best. Just maybe tell him to stay away from the freaky poo poo, otherwise he'll run out of porn by the time he's 30.
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Pochoclo posted:- Tell him to use incognito mode Weak. I started all my kids on motherless.
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FrankieGoes posted:Weak. I started all my kids on motherless. That's bad parenting, like I said, he'll run out of porn by the time he's 30 if he goes that way. Gotta pace all the porn, make it last as much as possible.
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All you guys should visit pornuncle.edu where you can hire a laissez faire mid 30s guy to tell your son about drinking and chicks and porn while pretending to be your ex wife's brother.
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Your son likes the chocolate women I see. Nothing wrong with that.
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Don't tell the drat kid about xvideos or whatever. Those sites are like 90% incest porn now.
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"i learned it from you dad"
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donkey salami posted:"i learned it from you dad"
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Canned Panda posted:Looks like it's time to have a talk with him. Threaten to remove his genitals with a post-hole digger if he doesn't stop that freak poo poo
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"Son I found all the blowjob practice videos on your phone, so I bought you this rubber penis to work on. Let me know when you wear it out or w/e. Idk how this stuff works." "But dad! I want to get the blowjobs, not give them!" "Oh. Then why the hell are you watching blowjob practice stuff? Watch guitar practice videos or something so that you can convince girls you're worth their time. You think you'll get a girl to blow you because you know how to suck a dick? Get a hobby."
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Ork of Fiction posted:"Son I found all the blowjob practice videos on your phone, so I bought you this rubber penis to work on. Let me know when you wear it out or w/e. Idk how this stuff works." Use one of those kits where you make a dildo from your own wang doodle, only tell him in your will
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Is there a really hot black girl in his classes he just has a massive crush on to make his searches kind of more a coincidence than anything or does your son just really like interracial for the sake of it?
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at least he's not ghay OP take it from me a gay person it is roooough
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ArbitraryC posted:Is there a really hot black girl in his classes he just has a massive crush on to make his searches kind of more a coincidence than anything or does your son just really like interracial for the sake of it? Some people just like black chicks, don't get weird about it. When I was a teen I liked Asians, he's already doing better than I was.
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markov porn history posted:r - YouTube
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Canned Panda posted:Looks like it's time to have a talk with him. A coworker asked me to come over to help him with his computer because it had gotten real slow, and they suspected their son was watching porn. So as I started to delve into the browsers history we started to get positive hits for porn. It started pretty tame like playboy level stuff and then things got weird. We started to get hits for transgender and then gay porn. Like hard core, violent, extreme bondage gay porn. And there was lots of it. Stuff so extreme that it genuinely bothered someone as jaded as me. So I stopped, looked over at the now horrified parents, and all his wife could say was "At first I was mad he was looking at porn. Now I am wishing it was playboy". I never discussed it with the father again. Just awkward glances and polite pleasantries. The moral of the story? Be thankful its just vanilla stuff. Jailbrekr fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Mar 17, 2016 |
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I like how GBS likes to act all progressive and poo poo whenever some socialist human being gets going about something, but the second a white boy wants some black pussy, all of the sudden an explanation is needed. Alright, I'll break it down for you dipshits. This isn't the 1950's anymore, so it's totally fine to like someone of a different race. Maybe he likes the darker skin or hair, voluptuous figure, or fuller lips that black girls tend to have over other races. You might as well be posting why would a boy like girls? If it still confuses you, just post "i'm gay" in typical GBS fashion and move on. That should pretty much explain everything.
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Safety Scissors posted:I like how GBS likes to act all progressive and poo poo whenever some socialist human being gets going about something, but the second a white boy wants some black pussy, all of the sudden an explanation is needed. Alright, I'll break it down for you dipshits. This isn't the 1950's anymore, so it's totally fine to like someone of a different race. Maybe he likes the darker skin or hair, voluptuous figure, or fuller lips that black girls tend to have over other races. You might as well be posting why would a boy like girls? If it still confuses you, just post "i'm gay" in typical GBS fashion and move on. That should pretty much explain everything. These things in this thread are called jokes
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Safety Scissors posted:I like how GBS likes to act all progressive and poo poo whenever some socialist human being gets going about something, but the second a white boy wants some black pussy, all of the sudden an explanation is needed. Alright, I'll break it down for you dipshits. This isn't the 1950's anymore, so it's totally fine to like someone of a different race. Maybe he likes the darker skin or hair, voluptuous figure, or fuller lips that black girls tend to have over other races. You might as well be posting why would a boy like girls? If it still confuses you, just post "i'm gay" in typical GBS fashion and move on. That should pretty much explain everything. 
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Sheep-Goats posted:These things in this thread are called jokes Point still stands, you could make a joke that's a hundred times funnier by posting "i'm gay" instead.
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Safety Scissors posted:Point still stands, you could make a joke that's a hundred times funnier by posting "i'm gay" instead. Don't make me be rude to you
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