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Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Kid in class was asked to explain the term "fuckboy" since he kept using the term and nobody above the age of 20 knew what the gently caress he was talking about.

Any 80's/90's high school cliche you can think of is a fuckboy. Even the ones that are polar opposites of each other.

Kids these days are faggots.

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Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Basically it's a sexual-orientation-neutral replacement for "human being".

So that's nice I guess.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 01:39

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

That's really loving dumb.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 01:40

psydude: Apr 1, 2008

Victor Vermis posted:

Basically it's a sexual-orientation-neutral replacement for "human being".

So that's nice I guess.

Yes but the very presence of the word "boy" is just part of the enduring oppressive legacy of the patriarchy, furthermore

# ? Mar 17, 2016 01:45

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Fuckboy is a dude that texts "what are you up to" after midnight and only cares about enjoying physical perks of casual sexually open friendships

And of course, rather than just tell these people "you suck and I am not going to hang out with / sleep with you anymore", we had to invent a word so we could complain about it without performing any emotional labor.

Similar to how people on Tinder writer "not here to hook up" on their profile, like they are fooling anyone.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 01:47

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

^Yeah, that.

not caring here posted:

That's really loving dumb.

Especially on tinder.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 02:01

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Zeris posted:

Fuckboy is a dude that texts "what are you up to" after midnight

"bored lol 🍆"

loving fuckboys man.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 02:07

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Zeris posted:

Fuckboy is a dude that texts "what are you up to" after midnight and only cares about enjoying physical perks of casual sexually open friendships

And of course, rather than just tell these people "you suck and I am not going to hang out with / sleep with you anymore", we had to invent a word so we could complain about it without performing any emotional labor.

Similar to how people on Tinder writer "not here to hook up" on their profile, like they are fooling anyone.

The first, and only prior time I've heard the term "emotional labor" was with this nonsense last year.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 02:27

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

Zeris posted:

Mahna mahna

From everything I've read about Jim Henson, I'm completely unsurprised.

Victor Vermis posted:

Basically it's a sexual-orientation-neutral replacement for "human being".

So that's nice I guess.

I've been sort of hoping something like that would catch on ever since the embarrassment of calling something the Air Force did "unbelievably loving gay" in front of a good friend and her lesbian partner.

Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Mar 17, 2016

# ? Mar 17, 2016 02:32

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

"bored lol 🍆"

loving fuckboys man.

do you have an 🍆 or not?

also, lol at the fuckboi executive summary. ty zeris

# ? Mar 17, 2016 02:35

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Stultus Maximus posted:

The first, and only prior time I've heard the term "emotional labor" was with this nonsense last year.

It can be a useful descriptor while also being glommed on to by weirdos who want the government to legislate against hurt feelings.

Like the emotional labor I'm expending defending this term. Ha-ha just kidding internet friend.

But seriously. Emotional labor is taking the time to explain to a friend that he's really annoying on occasion x/y/z (yells at sports TV loudly, rude to girlfriends, tells stupid war stories, etc.), under the theme of "you're my friend and I want to hang with you without resenting you for it". Rather than, say, just cutting your friend out of a major chunk of your life to avoid that poo poo.

Emotional labor is usually conflated with womens' hurt feelings because most social situations suggest men will consider a woman a bitch if she isn't super friendly/nice/understanding when he acts like a 5 year old in conversational and recreational dynamics. So once again, just life Fuckboy, we have a term for deploring the lovely aspects of a social dynamic that one doesn't actually want to leave - just complain about.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 03:37

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Dead Reckoning posted:

From everything I've read about Jim Henson, I'm completely unsurprised.

I've been sort of hoping something like that would catch on ever since the embarrassment of calling something the Air Force did "unbelievably loving gay" in front of a good friend and her lesbian partner.

Some of the most memorable uses of "this is so gay" that I have laughed hardest at have come from one of my closest (gay) friends. Maybe it's "their" word or something, I don't know. I guess it just seems odd to judge someone's entire worth based on one poorly chosen word that was still generally socially acceptable 10 years ago (and still is in plenty of places). Doesn't make it "fair", but what the gently caress is fair? It just makes you look like an idiot. I feel like I'm digging myself into a very deep hole right now. Namaste drunk thread.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 03:41

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

My beard hair reaches my hair line.

The dream is real!

I'm probably a little high.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 03:41

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

My beard hair reaches my hair line.

The dream is real!

I'm probably a little high.

A friend of mine has neckbeard-hair that connects around the sides of his neck with the hair on the back of his neck. he usually keeps it clean but goddamn, you know god hates you when that's your shaving reality.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 03:43

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Zeris posted:

It can be a useful descriptor while also being glommed on to by weirdos who want the government to legislate against hurt feelings.

Like the emotional labor I'm expending defending this term. Ha-ha just kidding internet friend.

But seriously. Emotional labor is taking the time to explain to a friend that he's really annoying on occasion x/y/z (yells at sports TV loudly, rude to girlfriends, tells stupid war stories, etc.), under the theme of "you're my friend and I want to hang with you without resenting you for it". Rather than, say, just cutting your friend out of a major chunk of your life to avoid that poo poo.

Emotional labor is usually conflated with womens' hurt feelings because most social situations suggest men will consider a woman a bitch if she isn't super friendly/nice/understanding when he acts like a 5 year old in conversational and recreational dynamics. So once again, just life Fuckboy, we have a term for deploring the lovely aspects of a social dynamic that one doesn't actually want to leave - just complain about.

why do you know about this

# ? Mar 17, 2016 03:46

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Yeah, no, that's terrible.

I kept the neck in check until I had a solid 4" off the chin, and since then have trimmed back the haunches, but it's still there for volume. Nothing intermingles with hair the under ear path, because that's still clear.

I'm talking tips of the beard reach the hair on my forehead. So probably 7 inches of madness.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 03:48

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

why do you know about this

I'm in a fine arts graduate program.

I have my own personal beliefs, but I know when to shut my loving mouth and act the role expected of me. I do my homework.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 03:51

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

drunk thread needs to reel it back in imo, too much sjw posting

# ? Mar 17, 2016 04:04

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Tokyo Sexwhale posted:

drunk thread needs to reel it back in imo, too much sjw posting

Less sjw, more Robocop.

http://www.ourrobocopremake.com/ :nws:

# ? Mar 17, 2016 04:10

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

Mad Dragon posted:

Less sjw, more Robocop.

http://www.ourrobocopremake.com/

i am putting this on the big screen

# ? Mar 17, 2016 04:14

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

CG locker room scene was a bit unexpected. I've probably never watched a non-tv cut of Robocop though, so I don't know if there were originally a bunch of dongs or not.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 04:17

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

that ed209 suit :eyepop:

# ? Mar 17, 2016 04:31

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

thank you cockgobbler at the airport who gave me the plague, my lungs are trying to escape my chest

here's a butt

# ? Mar 17, 2016 04:38

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

i am putting this on the big screen

Wait until you get to 40:00 in.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 04:46

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

Dead Reckoning posted:

Wait until you get to 40:00 in.

i stopped at teh babies and dance scene for tonight. some of these things are good, some are just really trying too hard.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 04:48

Diarrhea Elemental: Apr 2, 2012; Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

thank you cockgobbler at the airport who gave me the plague, my lungs are trying to escape my chest

here's a butt

Yoga pants inventor needs a goddamn Nobel.

By the way: Nasal decongestant like pseudoephedrine to stop poo poo running out the back of your nose down into your lungs, expectorant like guaifenesin (Mucinex) with a cough suppressant (Mucinex DM, guaifenesin + DXM) if you can't sleep and/or the cough is that bad. It's better to leave a bad but manageable productive cough the gently caress alone so you can get the poo poo out of your lungs faster, but if it's keeping you up then it's cutting into your body's recovery ability and sapping the energy it'd use to kick the unwanted squatters on your alveoli the gently caress out.

All that goes out the window if you start having a still-rising fever north of 101ish that isn't controlled by acetaminophen or other untoward symptoms. Them's ER criteria.

At least you can't catch whatever hosed up chimeric bioweapons they brew at JRTC anymore.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 04:56

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Mad Dragon posted:

Less sjw, more Robocop.

http://www.ourrobocopremake.com/

It was implied from thread cojntext that this would be porn and there is no porn in it so what the gently caress

# ? Mar 17, 2016 05:58

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Fatal farms scene is the one where RoboCop stops the rape. There's some nudity in that, check it out!

# ? Mar 17, 2016 07:12

Arc Light: Sep 26, 2013

Dead Reckoning posted:

Wait until you get to 40:00 in.

Slim Pickens posted:

Fatal farms scene is the one where RoboCop stops the rape. There's some nudity in that, check it out!

I'm glad that I could instantly guess which scene it would be, just from DR's enthusiasm.

That video is a cinematic treasure.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 08:25

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MA-Horus posted:

It's the least Give a gently caress of all the Sci-Fi, behind Farscape.

Until it became Farscape in Season 10 with Beau Bridges.

It's fun because Richard Dean Anderson gives less and less fucks as time goes on, and Michael Shanks gives exponentially less fucks every time his character dies until they're both chewing scenery for the hell of it.

The best part is that its in character for those two guys to act super jaded about everything. They've only saved the world like 8 times, Richard's been tortured to death and revived a dozen times, and Michael Shanks has become a force ghost 3 times.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 08:59

bij: Feb 24, 2007

Stargate SG-1 is the apotheosis of Michael Shanks. He goes from a "we can't afford James Spader" nerd to zero-fucks given buff dude married to Lexa Doig.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 09:42

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Potential BFF posted:

Stargate SG-1 is the apotheosis of Michael Shanks. He goes from a "we can't afford James Spader" nerd to zero-fucks given buff dude married to Lexa Doig.

Had to look her up and I approve.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 12:53

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

Lexa is pretty smoking hot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9uW6a1_1M4

And she got to play a badass terrorist.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 14:57

TheQuietWilds: Sep 8, 2009

Yo Taylor Swift just posted some great rear end shots in vacation photos with Calvin Harris, whoever that is. I can't google them because I'm on a work computer, but look that poo poo up pronto.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 15:00

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

TheQuietWilds posted:

Yo Taylor Swift just posted some great rear end shots in vacation photos with Calvin Harris, whoever that is. I can't google them because I'm on a work computer, but look that poo poo up pronto.

Not normally into celeb stuff, but yeah this is correct, verified, whatever.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 15:06