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Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

captainOrbital posted:

What are you talking about I've seen hundreds of Japanese women go to the bathroom.

Gross dude. Care to share?

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veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

captainOrbital posted:

What are you talking about I've seen hundreds of Japanese women go to the bathroom.

Were they aware you were watching?

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

captainOrbital posted:

What are you talking about I've seen hundreds of Japanese women go to the bathroom.

covert Chuck Berry account identified

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qv0WGK2Fso

Old, but great. You know that guy still can't walk long distances to this day.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Chromatic posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qv0WGK2Fso

Old, but great. You know that guy still can't walk long distances to this day.

Ugh. drat. You can almost hear his discs rupturing.

The Zombie Guy
Oct 25, 2008

Chromatic posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qv0WGK2Fso

Old, but great. You know that guy still can't walk long distances to this day.

[PAINFUL SCREAMING]

"You guys okay?"

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

"okay dude what's wrong?"

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Slugnoid posted:

The best dashcam video ever, this truck driver falls asleep at the wheel and goes on an adventure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5XM6r7GiUI

this was missing a proper soundtrack so I added it, scary how well it fits:

http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=Y5XM6r7GiUI&video_start=0&audio=8PkY-_dbrmI&audio_start=0

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Chromatic posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qv0WGK2Fso

Old, but great. You know that guy still can't walk long distances to this day.

Backyard wrestling and indie garbage wrestling like CZW are basically distilled schadenfreude being pumped into the whole audience's veins. There's good reason the professionals in the industry try to tell wannabe wrestlers "Get trained and work in a professional ring. Don't just put some tables and fluorescent light tubes around your backyard and jump off a roof."

KozmoNaut posted:

Speaking of inhumane treatment of prisoners, Anders Behring Breivik is suing the Norwegian state for human rights violations, and because "the prisons in Norway are the worst in Europe".

Among his list of complaints is that he has been denied cigarettes, that his coffee is often cold and that he has had to eat the same meal two days in a row on several occasions :monocle:

To be somewhat fair, he's also complaining about the extended periods of isolation and the hundreds of times he has had to undergo full body cavity searches. Both of those points are kinda valid, extended isolation is considered torture by most definitions, and considering his isolation, it's hard to imagine him smuggling a lot of stuff up the ol' cornhole.

But I think the other complaints kinda make clear how much of a ridiculous narcissist he is. And of course the first thing he did in court was to raise his right arm in a nazi salute.

Breivik only even gets the treatment he does because he's completely unrepentant for his violence and has been deemed likely to do it again if he's let out into society. If he was like most of the other prisoners, he'd get time outside and more recreation activities.

He even once complained that he only got a PS2 instead of a newer console to play video games in his cell, which is basically a 3-room apartment. Tiny rooms, but better living conditions than most poor people in the United States.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


chitoryu12 posted:

Breivik only even gets the treatment he does because he's completely unrepentant for his violence and has been deemed likely to do it again if he's let out into society. If he was like most of the other prisoners, he'd get time outside and more recreation activities.

He even once complained that he only got a PS2 instead of a newer console to play video games in his cell, which is basically a 3-room apartment. Tiny rooms, but better living conditions than most poor people in the United States.

Yeah, it's pretty obvious that he's doing this to get attention, he's a gigantic narcissist and can't bear the thought of being ignored. And he obviously wants to try and spread his idea, seeing as the prison apparently keeps getting letters from ultra-right wing wackos praising him for his actions, letters which they obviously don't actually give to him.

The best burn against him was mentioned in a news article. Breivik claimed that being barred from communication with the outside world prevented him from maintaining normal social relations. The response was that he didn't have any friends to maintain relations with, even before going to prison :iceburn:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
E: nm

Strange Charm
Apr 6, 2008

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Let's just serve up a little animal 'freude for a palate cleanser.

Ever wondered what a pissed off sloth looked like?
http://i.imgur.com/obz5g7v.gifv
:stare:

metztli
Mar 19, 2006
Which lead to the obvious photoshop, making me suspect that their ad agencies or creative types must be aware of what goes on at SA
I love when the hands go over the head, the sloth is like "CAN YOU BELIEVE THE poo poo I PUT UP WITH!?!" Pure freude, no schaden.

Edit: I mean how loving cute it is, not that it was frustrated to that point.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
The only thing anyone should ever say to Breivik is "You murdered 77 people." Just over and over again in response to anything he says.

"May I have some coffee?"
"You murdered 77 people."
"May I use the restroom?"
"You murdered 77 people."
"Why can't I receive letters?"
"You murdered 77 people."

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Imagined posted:

The only thing anyone should ever say to Breivik is "You murdered 77 people." Just over and over again in response to anything he says.

"May I have some coffee?"
"You murdered 77 people."
"May I use the restroom?"
"You murdered 77 people."
"Why can't I receive letters?"
"You murdered 77 people."

Doesn't really work when he's still proud of it, though.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Hyperlynx posted:

Doesn't really work when he's still proud of it, though.

Would at least remind him that that fact is the only relevant remaining fact to anyone who deals with him and the only thought anyone will ever think about him for the rest of his life.

Raygereio
Nov 12, 2012

Imagined posted:

Would at least remind him that that fact is the only relevant remaining fact to anyone who deals with him and the only thought anyone will ever think about him for the rest of his life.
It's obviously that's how he wants to be remembered. You'd be stroking his ego so much, you might as well just give him a handjob.
If you want to hurt him: Organize a new AUF summer camp on Utøya and show him a picture of that. And say "Nothing you did mattered." over and over again.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Paladinus posted:

It's cool to visit NK and unless you do something really stupid, you are 100% safe. Arguably, you make life better for North Koreans by spending your foreign currency in their country. Plus, you won't even be allowed to 'gawk' at the suffering of common people, since 99% of the time you are accompanied by a state appointed 'tour guide' who makes sure you don't see anything too shocking.

You're only going to make life better for NK officials because the common people sure as gently caress aren't going to see any money or gain anything out of it.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
100 scared people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Yt5vhyKTuU

Long Imgur gif: http://imgur.com/gallery/pI3y6yi
My favourite are the scared people who instantly transform into ninjas

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Raygereio posted:

It's obviously that's how he wants to be remembered. You'd be stroking his ego so much, you might as well just give him a handjob.
If you want to hurt him: Organize a new AUF summer camp on Utøya and show him a picture of that. And say "Nothing you did mattered." over and over again.

This would probably be the best punishment, actually. Breivik did what he did because he wanted to execute "traitors" to white Europe, wanting to restart the Crusades and wipe out Islam and feminism. He believes he's essentially a knight in a new civil war.

Another option would have been to declare him crazy:

quote:

"I must admit this is the worst thing that could have happened to me as it is the ultimate humiliation. To send a political activist to a mental hospital is more sadistic and evil than to kill him! It is a fate worse than death."

Unfortunately, he was declared sane and thus we missed the schadenfreude of his reactions.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Ariza posted:

Gross dude. Care to share?

Sure. This is probably my favorite Schadenfreude video: (It's probably fake, but I don't care)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbQ-om9Z4Rc

Gross Dude has a new favorite as of 06:22 on Mar 17, 2016

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

fullroundaction posted:

I like when pedos get beat up in prison :unsmith:

I know I'm getting old because this has become a controversial opinion for everyone younger than me.

What, that actions have consequences?

Everyone posted:

Dumbfuck trustfund kiddie goes to a fascist, hostile hellhole for bragging rights, fucks up, gets punished? That's not cricket!

... actually, yeah, I can see where you're coming from.

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

chitoryu12 posted:

Unfortunately, he was declared sane and thus we missed the schadenfreude of his reactions.
I am still completely baffled as to how.

Cpt Thorne
Apr 13, 2009

Rape all the hackers and sloths, and then send them to prison. Hah hah!

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!
I didn't know that sloths were even capable of throwing tantrums.



This is what happens when you leave a hyper, chewy creature unsupervised for a while.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Mizuti posted:



This is what happens when you leave a hyper, chewy creature unsupervised for a while. a cockatoo exists
Parrots just really enjoy destroying poo poo :v::parrot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBdvRCkCNfo

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

long live the king

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Parrots just really enjoy destroying poo poo :v::parrot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBdvRCkCNfo

So that's what a Kea looks like. No wonder they're such assholes in Dwarf Fortress.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Parrots just really enjoy destroying poo poo :v::parrot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBdvRCkCNfo

Cockatoos (and Galahs, Correlas and other related birds) have incredibly strong beaks and incredibly short attention spans. They will just destory everything if you're not keeping a close eye on them

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Gross Dude posted:

Sure. This is probably my favorite Schadenfreude video: (It's probably fake, but I don't care)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbQ-om9Z4Rc

Believe it or not, this viral video was created to encourage people to vote.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Imagined posted:

The only thing anyone should ever say to Breivik is "You murdered 77 people." Just over and over again in response to anything he says.

"May I have some coffee?"
"You murdered 77 people."
"May I use the restroom?"
"You murdered 77 people."
"Why can't I receive letters?"
"You murdered 77 people."

He should be treated the same as every other prisoner, with an exception given for the isolation, as he would be murdered almost instantly in genpop.

His ultimate goal was to affect a political change in Norway and maybe the whole western world, he wanted to be someone special, the person who changed the world. By treating him like every other prisoner, everything he wished for is denied. It's the ultimate insult to a narcissist to be told again and again that he is not special or exceptional in any way, that he is just a normal person who did some terrible things. But the world moves on without him and doesn't care about him in particular.

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face
http://i.imgur.com/IsvPms6.webm

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Testekill posted:

Cockatoos (and Galahs, Correlas and other related birds) have incredibly strong beaks and incredibly short attention spans. They will just destory everything if you're not keeping a close eye on them



Eh, serves the owners right for building the roof out of styrofoam.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Weatherman posted:

Eh, serves the owners right for building the roof out of styrofoam.
              /

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

Haha, reminds me of the woodpeckers around here. The building I work at has an adobe or plaster facade with some kind of styrofoam insulation underneath, and the woodpeckers love it because they can chip through the outside and then pull out the insulation to make nesting holes. There's piles of little foam pellets everywhere. The holes get remade as fast as they get patched up.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

http://becausebirds.com/2015/05/18/pileated-woodpecker-absolutely-destroys-tree/

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




That's not really schadenfreude.

But it is cute.

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