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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


So you married her right?

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Casimir Radon posted:

So you married her right?

and that my kids is how i met your mother. Its perfect.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Casimir Radon posted:

So you married her right?

who do you think he stuck the baby in

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Booblord Zagats posted:

Also my personal idiocy for the idiot thread by way of the Star Citizen thread

Hey gently caress you I got inny nipples.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Casimir Radon posted:

So you married her right?

Nah, she got shipped off to Moody a few months later and married some guy she met on the beach or something.


LingcodKilla posted:

Hey gently caress you I got inny nipples.

Sorry for your (lady's)loss (of sexual interest)

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nah it's ok. They can get sucked out or iced up.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

LingcodKilla posted:

Nah it's ok. They can get sucked out or iced up.

gently caress you man

Affi
Dec 18, 2005

Break bread wit the enemy

X GON GIVE IT TO YA
what the gently caress is an innie nipple

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

Affi posted:

what the gently caress is an innie nipple

It's the opposite of an outie belly button in appearance and the same in terms of attractiveness.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

That's a good story

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Affi posted:

what the gently caress is an innie nipple

Hi!










quote:

Inverted nipples, which retract into the breast, can occur in both men and women. There are a number of potential causes for this condition: some people are born this way, but some can develop inverted nipples as a result of an underlying condition. If you haven't had inverted nipples since childhood or puberty, you should speak with a health care professional. People over 50 who develop inverted nipples should be screened for breast cancer. For most people who have them, inverted nipples can be a cosmetic concern, or cause more serious consequences like difficulty with breastfeeding. Fortunately, there are ways to reverse them, ranging from manual stimulation to plastic surgery.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
loving weird.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Guess I'm glad I at least don't bitch tits too.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Booblord Zagats posted:

Also my personal idiocy for the idiot thread by way of the Star Citizen thread

This needs to be made into a vomit-awkward-sex genre porno.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Affi posted:

what the gently caress is an innie nipple

Is it okay to consider a dick on a tranny as an outtie-vag?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Dingleberry posted:

This needs to be made into a vomit-awkward-sex genre porno.

Max Hardcore already has you covered.

Godzillion
Feb 29, 2016

Memento posted:

Max Hardcore already has you covered.

Covered in what?

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

Dingleberry posted:

Is it okay to consider a dick on a tranny as an outtie-vag?

I like to think of it as a large clit which is how I know I'm straight.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Godzillion posted:

Covered in what?

Well, he sure does like pissing on suspiciously young-looking Asian chicks' faces.

When I was at uni I worked nights at an adult store to pay the bills, and we had a standing order not to sell Max Hardcore movies from the grab-bag bundles the suppliers would send us. Lots of questionable stuff going on in them. No implication that he was filming with under age women, but they sure looked young which was probably enough to get us in hot water with the feds.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Memento posted:

Well, he sure does like pissing on suspiciously young-looking Asian chicks' faces.

When I was at uni I worked nights at an adult store to pay the bills, and we had a standing order not to sell Max Hardcore movies from the grab-bag bundles the suppliers would send us. Lots of questionable stuff going on in them. No implication that he was filming with under age women, but they sure looked young which was probably enough to get us in hot water with the feds.



wikipedia posted:

Max Hardcore's films generally consist of sexual acts executed by himself, with women, often porn industry newcomers, who act like underage girls or their upset mothers,[8] with an emphasis on anal sex.[9] All of the actresses used in Little's movies are over the legal age of 18; however, they frequently dress and act in a way as to suggest that they are younger, possibly under the age of consent. In his film Max Extreme 4, an actress, Regan Star, stated during one verbal exchange that she was 12 years old; similarly, in his film Max Extreme Schoolgirls 6, actress Mya Mason stated during one verbal exchange that she was 12 years old.[10]

The sexual situations depicted in Max Hardcore's films frequently include acts such as urinating on his female co-stars, fisting them, or inserting specula into their anuses or vaginas and widening them to extreme degree.[11] There are also scenes wherein the actresses, at his direction, vomit or blow snot into their mouths or on themselves, or drink urine from their anuses using a tube.[12]

Wow, gently caress that guy

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

lightpole posted:

I like to think of it as a large clit which is how I know I'm straight.

Ah. A clenus. Or pettoris.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Zeris posted:

Wow, gently caress that guy

Wow, gently caress, I saw some chick puking on his cock and one clip of him pissing on someone and decided his movies weren't for me. gently caress that guy indeed.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Zeris posted:

Wow, gently caress that guy

:dogbutton:

Holy poo poo.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Memento posted:

Wow, gently caress, I saw some chick puking on his cock and one clip of him pissing on someone and decided his movies weren't for me. gently caress that guy indeed.

Think I saw one with a deaf/dumb girl.

I dont think she could verbally complain and her arms were usually pinned back. Not a good scene.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Dick Burglar posted:

Really? The mention of what she ate made me guess it pretty early on. Didn't expect the innie nips though!

I expected full on food poisoning with diarrhea. Now I'm sad there was no poo to tie the tale together.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Max Hardcore is the guy who raped a girl on camera, right? Just went on trucking even though she was yelling out the safe word?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Look at these noobs who don't know about max hardcore.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
So my takeaway here is that Max was a Marine. C/D?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Well, he was going to join, but then he figured out he could get paid for treating women like poo poo rather than getting yelled at for it.

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

code:
cat /dev/null > /etc/professionalism

I am in fact a massive asswagon.
Do not let me touch computer.

ded posted:

Look at these noobs who don't know about max hardcore.

Bunch of fresh boots up in here.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Vengarr posted:

Max Hardcore is the guy who raped a girl on camera, right? Just went on trucking even though she was yelling out the safe word?

what? Please tell me this is a thing he got in trouble with?


My idiot is my tip top commander. It infuriates me and everyone every time we have Monday formation thanks to him. "Alright everyone fall out and form a horseshoe around me." then doesn't say anything. No other loving command. Just "Horseshoe." I'd normally not give any fucks but it's like dude, you're a LTC, you should loving know this.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Soulex posted:

what? Please tell me this is a thing he got in trouble with?


My idiot is my tip top commander. It infuriates me and everyone every time we have Monday formation thanks to him. "Alright everyone fall out and form a horseshoe around me." then doesn't say anything. No other loving command. Just "Horseshoe." I'd normally not give any fucks but it's like dude, you're a LTC, you should loving know this.

IIRC feds busted him on obscenity charges and seized everything he had.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Syrian Lannister posted:

IIRC feds busted him on obscenity charges and seized everything he had.

Good, gently caress him. I get the "rape" videos where it's faked and poo poo, but real stuff like that is the quickest way to piss me off and go into a violent frothing rage.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

Also my personal idiocy for the idiot thread by way of the Star Citizen thread

she let you put it in her butt after she was done cleaning up right?


ps i knew someone was gonna be barfing as soon as you mentioned eating sea food

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

quote:

Based on Max Extreme 4, the city of Los Angeles in 1998 charged him with child pornography and distribution of obscenity. The fact that the actress was over the age of 18 was not disputed; they brought charges based solely on the fact that the actress was portraying a character who was underage. Just before the case was brought to trial in 2002, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled (in Ashcroft v. Free Speech Coalition) that the statute prohibiting adults from portraying children in films and books was unconstitutional. Based on this ruling, the child pornography charges against Little were dismissed.

:smith:


quote:

In 2007, Little and his company, Max World Entertainment, Inc., were indicted by the United States Department of Justice Child Exploitation and Obscenity Section with five counts of transporting obscene matter by use of an interactive computer service and five counts of mailing obscene matter, relating to five movies[23][24] showing fisting, urination and vomiting.[25] Little was subsequently found guilty on all charges,[25] and sentenced to 46 months in prison.[26] On appeal, the 11th Circuit Court in Atlanta, Georgia upheld the conviction, but remanded his sentence.[27] Little began serving his sentence on January 29, 2009.[28][29]


Since he has been out of prison, Little stated in a February 2012 interview that he "wants to do good in the world", and has now gone back into the porn industry.

:smithicide:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I'm not sure if your av makes this information better or worse.

For real though, this guy is a terrible human being and I am mildly ashamed with my country for not nailing him to the wall.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

she let you put it in her butt after she was done cleaning up right?


ps i knew someone was gonna be barfing as soon as you mentioned eating sea food

No, but a few weeks later after my dick had healed up she let me raw dog her

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Booblord Zagats posted:

No, but a few weeks later after my dick had healed up she let me raw dog her

Well that was sweet of her.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Did you gently caress her innies

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Zeris posted:

Did you gently caress her innies

Kinda? I mean titty loving did occur but I maintained eye contact because, yeah.

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