FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just shit your pants

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Metapod posted:

Tell me when those football players go full Joker and light the money on fire

img: Mark-Brunell.jpg

# ? Mar 17, 2016 17:10

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# ? May 15, 2024 13:22

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Kalli posted:

Febreeze: I think you need to get into the untapped political football comics market.

Idea #1 Pete Carroll getting to the truth re: Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer.

All 32 teams as members of the UN

# ? Mar 17, 2016 17:11

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Kalli posted:

img: Mark-Brunell.jpg

VinceYoungCheesecakeReceipt.jpg

# ? Mar 17, 2016 17:13

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

effectual posted:

All 32 teams as members of the UN

Dibs on North Korea.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 17:34

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

All 32 teams as political figures past and present could be a funny way to make a really deep dig at the Pats

# ? Mar 17, 2016 17:49

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Febreeze please draw Bill Belichick as Richard Nixon.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 17:52

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Brocialist posted:

All 32 teams as political figures past and present could be a funny way to make a really deep dig at the Pats

The Patriots are Alexander Hamilton, someone who came from nothing and became incredibly powerful but everybody kind of ended up thinking he was a prick

The Giants are Aaron Burr, the thing people know best about them is they killed Hamilton

# ? Mar 17, 2016 17:57

rare Magic card l00k: Jan 3, 2011

The Cleveland Browns are Jeb Bush.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 18:00

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Great White Hope posted:

The Cleveland Browns are Jeb Bush.

The Steelers are W

# ? Mar 17, 2016 18:04

King Hong Kong: Nov 6, 2009; For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Obviously, with Brady and Belichick.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 18:20

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

The Redskins are Woodrow Wilson because most of America doesn't realize they're both huge racist pricks.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 18:22

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Don't change dicks in the middle of a screw, vote for Nixon in '72.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 18:23

King Hong Kong: Nov 6, 2009; For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Buffalo Bills as William Jennings Bryan.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 18:23

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

I feel the Browns are Andrew Johnson.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 18:24

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Browns should be Grover Cleveland, because they were both absent for 4 years (plus it's right there in the name people).

# ? Mar 17, 2016 18:27

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Raiders are Andrew Jackson

# ? Mar 17, 2016 18:32

Maxwells Demon: Jan 15, 2007

49ers are Emperor Norton.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 18:33

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Packers are Eugene Debbs

# ? Mar 17, 2016 18:34

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

King Hong Kong posted:

Buffalo Bills as William Jennings Bryan.

McKinley, for the irony.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 18:36

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

We're on to Cambodia.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 18:40

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

The Colts are Ulysses S Grant: got to the top by burning down the South, but largely ineffective once they got there.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 18:42

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

NC-17 posted:

We're on to Cambodia.

Aaahaha nice

# ? Mar 17, 2016 18:46

SirPhoebos: Dec 10, 2007; WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Either the Bears, Packers or Vikings are William Taft, because mid-westeners are fat amirite?

# ? Mar 17, 2016 18:47

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Kalli posted:

Don't change dicks in the middle of a screw, vote for Nixon in '72.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 18:49

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14994878/sadness-cleveland-siri-finds-browns-home

Goddamn

# ? Mar 17, 2016 19:39

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

CharlestheHammer posted:

I feel the Browns are Andrew Johnson.

whypick1 posted:

Browns should be Grover Cleveland, because they were both absent for 4 years (plus it's right there in the name people).

No, no, no you morons.

The Browns are Old Tippecanoe, who died after serving 32 days in office.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 20:03

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Chilichimp posted:

No, no, no you morons.

The Browns are Old Tippecanoe, who died after serving 32 days in office.

Harrison won something

# ? Mar 17, 2016 20:04

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Harrison won something

# ? Mar 17, 2016 20:15

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Metapod posted:

Chiche would be better than trump

I support war in the Middle East.

I am against the troops.

Let's make ~~Rome~~America great again and invade ~~Parthia~~Iran!

# ? Mar 17, 2016 20:21

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

miami dolphins are marco rubio lol!!

# ? Mar 17, 2016 20:26

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Harrison won something

So the Browns are Ford?

# ? Mar 17, 2016 20:28

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Ehud posted:

miami dolphins are marco rubio lol!!

You get about halfway through the election cycle and realize you're 3rd in your own party and then fall off of everyone's radar. Really, you're lucky to even break 500 delegates.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 20:35

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ehud posted:

miami dolphins are marco rubio lol!!

the dolphins won something

# ? Mar 17, 2016 20:36

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

The Giants are Aaron Burr, the thing people know best about them is they killed Hamilton

And tried to take over Mexico.

# ? Mar 17, 2016 21:04

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

NC-17 posted:

Dibs on North Korea.

I think Jed York is a good analogue for Kim Jong-un

# ? Mar 18, 2016 03:04

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Also can the Steelers be the Imperial Japanese Army, preferably around the end of 1937

# ? Mar 18, 2016 03:26

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Donkwich posted:

Also can the Steelers be the Imperial Japanese Army, preferably around the end of 1937

The Steelers are American as gently caress.

Edit
Nvm. Their uniforms are too cool to be America. The Steelers are like Nazi Germany, if 1939 lasted forever.

# ? Mar 18, 2016 03:32

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Febreeze posted:

The long awaited return of Fort Elite Money

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/allthemoneyforts/

Best part is the alt text lol

# ? Mar 18, 2016 03:43

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

Ross Angeles posted:

So the Browns are Ford?

The Browns are Benjamin Harrison, who no one remembers and whose only notable achievement was starting a mess that their successors couldn't clean up (invading Hawaii).

# ? Mar 18, 2016 07:58

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# ? May 15, 2024 13:22

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Naw, the Browns are slaves cause everyone else owns 'em.

# ? Mar 18, 2016 16:46

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