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Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
I like to give pam a beer before she drives the bus out to the desert

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Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Popular Thug Drink posted:

lady options:
-vegan hippie sculptor with a pesky ex and low self confidence
-science girl who is a stem nerd who does science
-goth video game nerd who dreams of adventure and eats rocks
-bitchy blonde who is a photography geek because of course she is
-zero self confidence girl who lives in a trailer with her drunk mom

tough to pick

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
one sunny afternoon, haley goes missing. days turn to weeks, and searches of the sewers and mountainside reveal nothing. emily eventually returns to gus' bar, but her movements are stiff and automated as a golem. clint never speaks to her again, but observes her keenly from his regular's table. time passes, and one day you notice in a dusty corner of clint's workshop a startlingly accurate copper bust of haley

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


deffo not the girl living with her mom tho

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


science lady seems like best pick, not knowing anything else about her

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
science lady is a big ol' nihilist too, you'd probably pick her berke

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

Berke Negri posted:

science lady seems like best pick, not knowing anything else about her

she's kinda boring but nice, from the little i've talked to her

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


blonde sounds rich, and that's always nice

vegan girl probably doesn't trust vaccines

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
I don't know if anyone saw this sketch when it first came out, but it's one of the greatest takes on St. Patrick's Day in the U.S. that I've ever seen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEy9NN9qjxQ

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy
maru and abigail both seem like they have futures and shouldn't be getting married to some backwoods farmer

vegan alcoholic lady however

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


goth girl isn't really clicking tbh

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


UberJew posted:

maru and abigail both seem like they have futures and shouldn't be getting married to some backwoods farmer

vegan alcoholic lady however

well wait just a second, that wasnt mentioned before

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

UberJew posted:

maru and abigail both seem like they have futures and shouldn't be getting married to some backwoods farmer

vegan alcoholic lady however

idk, you can get pretty loving rich

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
one day, as you approach robin's shop intending to hire her to erect a new silo, you are stopped by the ferngill FBI. the carpentry shop is cordoned off. the sound of slow, deliberate pistol fire erupts from the windows, mixed with pleading screams. after a tense pause, a single shot is heard in the basement. burly men beat down the sturdy oak door with a battering ram. four shrouded corpses are withdrawn from the scene, followed by stone-faced men wearing latex gloves carrying server towers and plastic bags full of external hard discs

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Berke Negri posted:

goth girl isn't really clicking tbh

The whole eating rocks thing kinda killed it.

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
You marry Maru, let her get a PHD in robotics and have her fully automate your farm

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


site posted:

The whole eating rocks thing kinda killed it.

oh, yeah, that too

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

Popular Thug Drink posted:

one day, as you approach robin's shop intending to hire her to erect a new silo, you are stopped by the ferngill FBI. the carpentry shop is cordoned off. the sound of slow, deliberate pistol fire erupts from the windows, mixed with pleading screams. after a tense pause, a single shot is heard in the basement. burly men beat down the sturdy oak door with a battering ram. four shrouded corpses are withdrawn from the scene, followed by stone-faced men wearing latex gloves carrying server towers and plastic bags full of external hard discs

jesus, ptd

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

UberJew posted:

maru and abigail both seem like they have futures and shouldn't be getting married to some backwoods farmer

demitrius sternly warns you off from sniffing around his daughter because she has a bright future ahead of her, farmer boy/girl

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

Popular Thug Drink posted:

demitrius sternly warns you off from sniffing around his daughter because she has a bright future ahead of her, farmer boy/girl

yeah and abigail comes off as like, 18 and desperately in need of going off to college

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


science woman really does seem your best pick

Like even if blonde girl is independently wealthy to afford her photography career the sciences can pay pretty well to be comfortable/is her dad a doctor

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Popular Thug Drink posted:

demitrius sternly warns you off from sniffing around his daughter because she has a bright future ahead of her, farmer boy/girl

and you're letting that deter you? what a beta.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Aeryk posted:

You marry Maru, let her get a PHD in robotics and have her fully automate your farm
factorio valley

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i always expect this to happen when it snows real bad

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Berke Negri posted:

science woman really does seem your best pick

Like even if blonde girl is independently wealthy to afford her photography career the sciences can pay pretty well to be comfortable/is her dad a doctor

she's not a photographer, she's just a layabout who expresses herself through photography

deffo rich tho she lives with her sister, their parents have been traveling the world for the last few years

it's clearly a vacation home also, notice how there's only two bedrooms

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
intel's new high end quad cores are called 'skull valley', pretty metal

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Majorian posted:

and you're letting that deter you? what a beta.

a real man would only marry a woman after besting her father blade-to-blade in honorable battle

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

i have no idea what anyone is talking about

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
imo if kkk played stardew he'd just replay spring 1 over and over

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

i do not understand

was that an insult???!!

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

mods!!??

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

Popular Thug Drink posted:

imo if kkk played stardew he'd just replay spring 1 over and over

he'd refuse to get a pet

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
so im listening to the Majorty Report podcast and i love that theyve got their own personal crazy libertarian gently caress who calls in constantly, like that guy the got exiled to his own private thread

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

kustomkarkommando posted:

i do not understand

was that an insult???!!

spring is the only season in which you can grow potatoes

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
a very crazy man speaking with quavering voice about how trump is bigger than citizens united

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Alligator Horse
Mar 23, 2013

paranoid randroid posted:

so im listening to the Majorty Report podcast and i love that theyve got their own personal crazy libertarian gently caress who calls in constantly, like that guy the got exiled to his own private thread

jrodachrome gives you those nice bright colors.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3l9IN287kY

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Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
sometimes I wonder what it would take to drive me to straight lunacy, like do I have the right genetics for it, do you need to have a hosed up childhood to really get pushed over the edge?

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