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Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Exclamation Marx posted:

who puts raw green onion in a salad

raw green onions are good on salads, comrade

green onions are all-around a good onion, great for all kinds of things

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kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

all onions are good

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

kustomkarkommando posted:

all onions are good

never met an onion I didn't like

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

this works even better if you ignore the context and assume y'all are tolkien about the satirical publication

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


site posted:

Did you put in your two weeks?

in a couple of weeks

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Tesseraction posted:

this works even better if you ignore the context and assume y'all are tolkien about the satirical publication

I'm talking about something much more important than that. I'm talking about the sweet delights of the humble dirt plum - the onion

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

kustomkarkommando posted:

I'm talking about something much more important than that. I'm talking about the sweet delights of the humble dirt plum - the onion

how quickly your kind throw the potato under the bus

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

i ordered some corned beef and hopefully it arrives before my crew decides to bail

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Berke Negri posted:

in a couple of weeks

How's the job hunt going

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

site posted:

who's ur favorite dadchatter, lurker

Lol

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Tesseraction posted:

how quickly your kind throw the potato under the bus

I could live without potatoes but you will have to pry my onions from my cold dead hands

sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


Who What Now posted:

Oh. Then you definitely can't begrudge them for not supporting hot garbage.

we're about to be posting enemies

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

So yesterday when I told some old guy I was a history major he said "it's a shame they don't teach history well anymore, kids today don't know anything"

He then told me to compare a history textbook from today to one from 1940 and I'm not sure what to make of that

granted i assume other areas of history were bad but the civil war was actually covered somewhat decently in the 40s because everyone was comparing the liberating armies of the union to the contemporary US army

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

paranoid randroid posted:

ha ha hey hans what if i put on this pickelhaube for just a second, ironically.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

sudo rm -rf posted:

we're about to be posting enemies

I'm guessing they're one of those people who hates os x without ever having actually used it. That seems to be pretty common.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

This woman rules

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
lol if you buy apple stuff

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
i had to look up pickelhaube, how did i not know this

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
macs are cool and good, and iphones are as well

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Volkerball posted:

lol if you buy apple stuff

Twas a handmedown.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


site posted:

How's the job hunt going

some longshot prospects I'll be meeting with next week in San Francisco and I need to meet with someone about some possible freelance campaigns work for the meantime, which would be nice change of pace

sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


just lol if you don't use the World's Most Advanced Desktop Operating System

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

sudo rm -rf posted:

just lol if you don't use the World's Most Advanced Desktop Operating System

I do use Windows 10, yeah

but I like Macs and wouldn't mind owning a laptop

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

sudo rm -rf posted:

just lol if you don't use the World's Most Advanced Desktop Operating System

I lost my 8in dos floppys

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

kustomkarkommando posted:

I could live without potatoes but you will have to pry my onions from my cold dead hands

I'll have my Baltic army go do that for me.

*uunleaches kalstraams to the front lines*

RuanGacho
Jun 20, 2002

"You're gunna break it!"

site posted:

I lost my 8in dos floppys

Shameful, you should have backed the data up to Zip Drive

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Berke Negri posted:

some longshot prospects I'll be meeting with next week in San Francisco and I need to meet with someone about some possible freelance campaigns work for the meantime, which would be nice change of pace

r u gonna work for trump

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

RuanGacho posted:

Shameful, you should have backed the data up to Zip Drive

100mb of amazeballs read/write capacity motherfucker

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


site posted:

r u gonna work for trump

ideally corrupt labor officials with gold rings and sausage fingers and big cigars

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

site posted:

100mb of amazeballs read/write capacity motherfucker

:negative:

we are the worst influence on language :britain:

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

mashed potatoes and corned beef. what a meal

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Berke Negri posted:

ideally corrupt labor officials with gold rings and sausage fingers and big cigars

Just the kind of connections you need when running for mayor.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/Therealkfm/status/708304302176145408

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Bah i hate winning threads

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Tesseraction posted:

:negative:

we are the worst influence on language :britain:

A dumb word for a dumb piece of hardware.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


site posted:

Just the kind of connections you need when running for mayor.

id be so rich if i had been mayor

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

i could apply to be city manager of this place



the job comes with a house

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

lmao ken starr released a statement saying merrick garland should be confirmed

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Badger of Basra posted:

i could apply to be city manager of this place



the job comes with a house

is that a city

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Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

V. Illych L. posted:

is that a city

i mean

legally

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