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ecavalli posted:Agreed. Have some Dirk Anger by way of apology. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible. Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 mph, getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter-pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers. And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why! Two words, nuclear loving weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want, they can have a big democracy cake walk right through the middle of Tienanmen Square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen! And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out The Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15 million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin and Sam Peckinpah and a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas and...
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C. Everett Koop posted:You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible. Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 mph, getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter-pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers. And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why! Two words, nuclear loving weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want, they can have a big democracy cake walk right through the middle of Tienanmen Square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen! And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out The Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15 million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin and Sam Peckinpah and a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas and... Hey, you know you really are an rear end in a top hat.
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Holy god, did no one at DC realize that referring to being "high" in regards to Arsenal is loving hilarious??
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Skwirl posted:Hey, you know you really are an rear end in a top hat. Shut up and sing the song.
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Not even close to necessary, but, well, I want a new ruin the moment thread: 
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choobs posted:I can't read Dirk Anger's dialogue without hearing Hunter Gathers from The Venture Bros. Same here. And Hunter Gathers' voice is just a slightly exaggerated impression of Hunter S. Thompson, which is completely appropriate seeing as how both Gathers and Dirk Anger are basically just 'Hunter S. Thompson, Agent of SHIELD'. So it totally makes sense for them to have similar voices and expressions. E: I was trying to get the video link to go right to 2:25, which is the point where HST starts getting lively, but can't quite get it to work. the future is WOW fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Mar 18, 2016 |
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Is Black Adam telling that alien to suck his dick?
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Wade Wilson posted:Is Black Adam telling that alien to suck his dick? Attitude Era, baby.
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Wade Wilson posted:Is Black Adam telling that alien to suck his dick? 1: That's not Black Adam. 2: No, that's an edit. He wants the title belt the aliens are fighting over. Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:Not even close to necessary, but, well, I want a new ruin the moment thread: Why do we need a new one when the other one is still being posted in?
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X-O posted:Why do we need a new one when the other one is still being posted in? Because I am a dumb with the bad habit of visiting my bookmarked threads from the UCP instead of actually browsing and didn't know it existed. I'll
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Wade Wilson posted:Is Black Adam telling that alien to suck his dick? That's clearly Namor 
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If you have to put an asterisk and explanation you're trying a little too hard to make something a thing
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ghosthorse posted:If you have to put an asterisk and explanation you're trying a little too hard to make something a thing Freeper is also slang for people who are fans of the Free Republic website (like how we're "goons") and honestly the Batman definition fits them.
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ghosthorse posted:If you have to put an asterisk and explanation you're trying a little too hard to make something a thing Yeah, but at least now we know where the Ultimate Warrior got the idea for his comic with "JetJack"*. *Adrenaline
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Really, any comic's attempt at creating slang is going to be dumb.
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Evil Mastermind posted:Really, any comic's attempt at creating slang is going to be dumb. 
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Evil Mastermind posted:Really, any comic's attempt at creating slang is going to be dumb. There's not even a joke there, that's just someone wanting to talk about hot 14 year olds.
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Evil Mastermind posted:Really, any comic's attempt at creating slang is going to be dumb. I also thought of FOOB, but because of... well, foob (Fool+boob, according to Lynn Johnston and no one else, ever). Exactly the same sort of made-up portmanteau and everything.
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Evil Mastermind posted:Really, any comic's attempt at creating slang is going to be dumb. 
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I put 20 on that being Millar.
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goatface posted:That's the awful political cartoonist guy isn't it? Yes, Chris Muir. He's so bad* that his work is actually banned from the political cartoon thread. *actually it's because it's mostly just a porn comic that doesn't comment on politics anymore.
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Waifu Wish Fulfillment, thank you. 
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X-O posted:I'm glad there's at least one other person reading some of those new Aftershock books. I really enjoy Replica and Strayer. We carry the full line but I have not had the time to read them. They gave me a nice bundle of freebies at the con though!
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Evil Mastermind posted:Really, any comic's attempt at creating slang is going to be dumb. I don't care what anyone says, "roadside" is the best made up slang.
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Rhyno posted:We carry the full line but I have not had the time to read them. They gave me a nice bundle of freebies at the con though! I hope they sell a bit. I'm really enjoying the four different titles that I've read, though two issues in I still have no idea what Azzarello's American Monster is actually about. Plus there's a few more titles they have coming out that look good. I'd start a thread but I'm sure it'd be a ghost town. I still might anyway.
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X-O posted:I hope they sell a bit. I'm really enjoying the four different titles that I've read, though two issues in I still have no idea what Azzarello's American Monster is actually about. Plus there's a few more titles they have coming out that look good. I'd start a thread but I'm sure it'd be a ghost town. I still might anyway. Hey at one point the Valiant thread was primarily me and you, it can't hurt to try.
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X-O posted:I hope they sell a bit. I'm really enjoying the four different titles that I've read, though two issues in I still have no idea what Azzarello's American Monster is actually about. Plus there's a few more titles they have coming out that look good. I'd start a thread but I'm sure it'd be a ghost town. I still might anyway. I think I forgot about American Monster by the time the second issue rolled around. Thanks for reminding me!
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Teenage Fansub posted:Injection #7 Sorry bud. You're not the first person to deal with a haunted vagina.  Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose #53
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Dr. Hurt posted:Sorry bud. You're not the first person to deal with a haunted vagina. Before anybody goes looking, that is the only remotely funny thing in that self insert wankbook.
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I mean someone does get their eye poked out violently by a nipple at one point but other than that yeah, stay away, unless you really need to jerk off and have no internet access or adult magazines or pay per view or imagination.
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SirDan3k posted:Before anybody goes looking, that is the only remotely funny thing in that self insert wankbook. I disagree. 
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So... I know they probably mean 9/11 but without a slash or hyphen or something, it seems like the firefighters are ignoring an emergency call for their own reasons.
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SirDan3k posted:Before anybody goes looking, that is the only remotely funny thing in that self insert wankbook. Yeah, I made the mistake of giving those a read hoping they might keep up that kind of humor, but it's really just 70% softcore porn and 30% uninteresting storyline.
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Chinston Wurchill posted:Pretty amused by Howard The Duck 5. Everyone hates Thing is a running joke I approve of.
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