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paranoid randroid posted:slow motion shot of Kasich standing in the middle of terrible slaughter with the same jeepers gee-willickers expression as always while adagio for strings plays mdemone posted:"Jeez oh man, isn't this something? Wow, I tell ya." Reince Priebus survives in a coma just long enough for the hospital TV to announce Hillary winning 520 electors in the electoral college (OH's 18 to Kasich) before his heart monitor finally flatlines.
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Tesseraction posted:Reince Priebus survives in a coma just long enough for the hospital TV to announce Hillary winning 520 electors in the electoral college (OH's 18 to Kasich) before his heart monitor finally flatlines. Consider Priebus
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Joementum posted:The Safe and Likely Republican House seats now number 217 in their ratings. That's one short of a majority. i got up early to watch the last speaker elections and what really stood out was how badly whipped the house GOP is. there were at least 10 protest votes for Daniel Webster, and this was after extensive wrangling to get a Ryan speakership in the bag. GOP dissidents could easily throw the speakership to a democrat, if they get particularly fussy. also, pro-tier trolling from my rep Xavier Becerra, reminding everyone that the last time anything got accomplished in the house was under Pelosis speakership paranoid randroid fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Mar 18, 2016 |
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Cosby's case was really damning. I wouldn't expect Clinton accusations to play out the same way unless an extra dozen accusers come out, for one. Also no one in the general gives a gently caress that don isn't GOPe. He'll be the literal representative of the party, and has been doing right wing circuits for years. He shouldn't be insulated from "not this poo poo again." He even has a personal history of making tedious bullshit accusations with the birther poo poo.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 16:33 |
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Not sure I get the strategic angle behind placing a wheel boot on your fellow Senators endorsing you.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 16:40 |
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https://twitter.com/zummo_paul/status/710840726637191168 Conservative pundits are massive babies.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 16:42 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:i remember when some republicans were saying that trump would be preferable to cruz. it's interesting to think back on those times. it's interesting to remember things. i;t's interesteting to recall lwhat whas said from an earlierrr periosd hahaha
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Peachstapler posted:Not sure I get the strategic angle behind placing a wheel boot on your fellow Senators endorsing you. My first assumption is that Cruz believes the race is driven by populist anger. By receiving endorsements from establishment Republicans, he risks falling victim to the same anti- establishment anger that destroyed Bush and Rubio. It would play into Trump's conspiratorial rhetoric if every Senator suddenly endorsed a man they openly despised
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 16:44 |
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cruz seems to think hes a lot better at politics than he actually is
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paranoid randroid posted:cruz seems to think hes a lot better at politics than he actually is this also works as an explanation
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paranoid randroid posted:cruz seems to think hes a lot better at politics than he actually is see: accidentally letting a ton of confirmations through during one of his tantrums
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Montasque posted:https://twitter.com/zummo_paul/status/710840726637191168 Obviously.
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Montasque posted:https://twitter.com/zummo_paul/status/710840726637191168 How the gently caress do you listen to Rush every single day for over two decades? I can handle about a week of Democracy Now before I get depressed/angry.
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whoop wrong thread
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Prorat posted:What gave you the idea that he is a rock hard mother fucker? He is who he is, a rich New Yorken, he's not a wwe wrestler. I think you may think that calling the establishment out makes him hardcore when in reality he is just a dude calling out the corrupt as gently caress establishment. Not only is he a WWE wrestler, he is a WWE Hall of Famer!
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 16:59 |
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They'll be back once Rush starts saying things that they like.
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After long consideration I have come to a grave realisation: Rush Limbaugh Is Not A Credible Public Intellectual
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Sir Tonk posted:How the gently caress do you listen to Rush every single day for over two decades? I can handle about a week of Democracy Now before I get depressed/angry. Also UFOTofuTacoCat posted:They'll be back once Rush starts saying things that they like.
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also the difference between Democracy Now and Rush is that Rush is a natural entertainer who is really, really good at what he does. Democracy Now is just monotone soul-death.
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Montasque posted:https://twitter.com/zummo_paul/status/710840726637191168 ftfy
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paranoid randroid posted:also the difference between Democracy Now and Rush is that Rush is a natural entertainer who is really, really good at what he does. Democracy Now is just monotone soul-death. Do you mean "Democracy Now, Democracy Now Dot Org the War and Peace Report, hello I'm Amy Goodman talking today with Noam Chomsky about corporations exploiting Palestinian children, Noam talk about that"? Pretty sure that's the name of the show.
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quote:Unfortunately Rush’s defenses of Trump became more and more tiresome. It felt at times that it was simply the Donald Trump show featuring Rush Limbaugh, as Rush turned any attack on Trump, from whatever source, as simply the Establishment and/or the media trying to tear down the great Donald. Rush isn't even that pro-Trump, he clearly favors Cruz, he just isn't as rabidly anti-Trump as these idiots demand. I never thought I'd be sitting here defending Rush Limbaugh but the #NeverTrump people are somehow way worse.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 17:23 |
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Trump: Do you remember the good old days, where Reagan ruled over us all? Christie: When his gentle, compelling, and yet oddly insistent voice crawled through your mind, and told you exactly what to do? Trump: Do you miss a time when you didn't have to think for yourself, and enjoyed lazy days of following the BELLOWED COMMANDS of others?! Christie: Those days can be yours again! For Best Friend Trump, the esteemed leader of the Republican Party, is here...to tell you what to do! Trump: THAT'S RIGHT! I, Donald J. Trump, will take on the BURDEN of your OBEDIENCE! Christie: (quickly) Acceptance into the Party pending Best Friend Trump's approval. Best Friend Trump reserves the right to turn down applicants for any reason, including whimsy or boredom. Acceptance into the GOP open to whites only. Former minority members of the GOP conditionally accepted for purposes of advertisement duties, dehumanization may occur. Trump: The Republican Party! Come! Take a load off your mind!
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Al! posted:Consider Priebus drat you are on fire today
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https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/710831757214351360
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salt levels spiking. the caremad inhibitors cannae take much more, captain
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Al! posted:Consider Priebus This deserves more love, lol
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https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/710856988645654528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Welp, the general sure is going to be interesting.
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Montasque posted:The white powder sent to Eric Trump has been identified: Lemon. Wet. Good.
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discoukulele posted:https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/710856988645654528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw He should be required to change his twitter handle to "Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Souza".
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 17:46 |
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THE JINX! https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/710868991309443072
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 17:49 |
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The best part of this general is going to be when Trump tries to steal Clinton's playbook and play nice face to face while letting surrogates concern troll and dig up dirt, only to realize that the only friends he's got are a dozen Robert Morrows who will end up ranting on Morning Joe about how HW was a gay prostitute and pedophile The GOP won't actually be able to hurt him until he clinches their nom, and even then only by hanging him out to dry
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discoukulele posted:https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/710856988645654528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw "So Chuck, how did the most powerful nation on earth choose its leader in 2016?" "Well, Bob, it was basically down to who had the best animated gif of their opponent".
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Perfectly Safe posted:
is this your first exposure to Dinesh Dsouza
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 17:53 |
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‘Make America Great Again’ is a non-denominational message.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 17:54 |
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Trump should choose a woman VP just to deflect the inevitable sexism attacks from Hillary Fiorina hates him, so she's out Trump/Palin 2016?
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Joementum posted:Do you mean "Democracy Now, Democracy Now Dot Org the War and Peace Report, hello I'm Amy Goodman talking today with Noam Chomsky about corporations exploiting Palestinian children, Noam talk about that"? Goddamn you Joe. I think I just cracked a loving rib.
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EugeneJ posted:Trump should choose a woman VP just to deflect the inevitable sexism attacks from Hillary that'd be a record ticket for "amount of people who hate one or both names," you might get a few more if it's trump/gacy but who knows
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Homework Explainer posted:that'd be a record ticket for "amount of people who hate one or both names," you might get a few more if it's trump/gacy but who knows Do you think the GOP would allow the White House to build a wheelchair ramp for Todd
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EugeneJ posted:Trump should choose a woman VP just to deflect the inevitable sexism attacks from Hillary Trump needs Space Admiral Bachmann.
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