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The first Indy link is down for copyright  Also, the kickass dwarf lady doesn't need no man. Er, or woman.
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4. No-one This is the end of the world here, people.
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Mar 18, 2016 21:11
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If we were a Human Rogue I'd vote for Alistair because the Alistair romance ties into a unique option Human Noblewomen have in the late game if their Cunning is high enough. But we're not, so I won't. If you're not a Human Noblewoman the only two good reasons to romance Alistair are 1) because he's your type and 2) because you're a completionist.
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Mar 18, 2016 21:35
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Alistair because the dialogue would be hilarious with your additions.
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Mar 18, 2016 22:42
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Zevran for unclear reasons.
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Mar 18, 2016 23:20
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The whole point of bioware games is to have gay elf sex so I've no idea what to vote for here. 
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Mar 18, 2016 23:44
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Raygereio posted:Leliana! I was going to vote for stag but I can't fault this logic, go Leliana
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Mar 18, 2016 23:56
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No-One, Bianca can't have Teagan, she can't have anyone.
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Mar 19, 2016 00:23
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Leliana, for dumb reasons.
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Mar 19, 2016 00:29
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Leliana so you can make her eeevil and then destroy the urn and she wont care.
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Mar 19, 2016 00:35
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Poil posted:The whole point of bioware games is to have gay elf sex so I've no idea what to vote for here. You can have gay sex or you can have elf sex Pick one
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Mar 19, 2016 00:38
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Pththya-lyi posted:You can have gay sex or you can have elf sex Zevran
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Mar 19, 2016 00:40
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Inferior posted:3. Leliana! You make that sound far more interesting than it actually is. Zevran
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Mar 19, 2016 01:15
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No One bioware romances are weird and terrible
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Mar 19, 2016 03:20
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:No One bioware romances are weird and terrible Verily. No One, death to Bioware romance.
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Mar 19, 2016 06:58
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Pththya-lyi posted:If we were a Human Rogue I'd vote for Alistair because the Alistair romance ties into a unique option Human Noblewomen have in the late game if their Cunning is high enough. But we're not, so I won't. If you're not a Human Noblewoman the only two good reasons to romance Alistair are 1) because he's your type and 2) because you're a completionist. If you are referring to what I think you're referring to, then there is also something you can do that is quite evil as well, which involves romancing him. It has a unique dialogue and most people miss it. It's quite satisfying for players who do evil runs... though it requires being nice to Alistair in the beginning. :p
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Mar 19, 2016 13:10
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thejoshie posted:If you are referring to what I think you're referring to, then there is also something you can do that is quite evil as well, which involves romancing him. It has a unique dialogue and most people miss it. This sounds exactly like the sort of thing that needs to be shown off as the bonus "we missed this" post-game content part of the LP. Because I don't seem to recall this, and I thought back in the day I managed to find and do all the Hilarious Dick Moves available in DA:O.
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Mar 19, 2016 14:50
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It's times like this I wish you were a human or elf male. There's a bug in the game that lets you Romance Leliana and Morrigan at the same time. So you can do a manwhore run where you get with everyone and end the game with two active romances. The game has literally no idea how to deal with that in the ending. Leliana so a character we meet later can have a heart attaack.
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Mar 19, 2016 15:49
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Mister Perky posted:This sounds exactly like the sort of thing that needs to be shown off as the bonus "we missed this" post-game content part of the LP. I don't actually know what they're referring to, but I'm pretty sure Inferior would have to play through basically the whole game again to get that though, which might be going a bit far.
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Mar 19, 2016 16:08
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I may as well stop beating around the bush: Near the end of the game, you need to deal with Ferelden's succession crisis. The main two contenders for the throne are Alistair (remember, he's a royal bastard) and Anora (the previous king's wife). All characters have the option of supporting Alistair or Anora, or convincing them to marry each other and rule together. But if you're a Human Noble, you can convince the noble council to let you marry Anora or Alistair (depending on your sex) and rule at their side. I don't know anything about this Evil romance option, though.
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Mar 19, 2016 16:40
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Romance no one, we're kind of busy. Maybe a fling with Isabella or Cammen depending on which way Bianca swings.
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Mar 19, 2016 21:34
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No one. Whatever our gender, we're a dwarf first and foremost.
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Mar 19, 2016 21:37
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Considering I've seen all the romance options in the game except whatever this evil Alistar one is, I cast my vote to whatever choice has the lowest count.
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Mar 19, 2016 21:45
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So non-PC mages can't accept the desire demons offer? That's a shame. Wynne, of all people, giving Connor to the desire Demon in exchange for "pleasure" would have been a hilariously WTF evil out of character moment.
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Mar 19, 2016 22:49
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Voting Zevran because he's alright.
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Mar 19, 2016 22:52
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Voting No One.
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Mar 19, 2016 23:53
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I dunno what this Evil Alistair option is but if it involves helping him harden the gently caress up and not be a pussy, let's do that.
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Mar 20, 2016 02:53
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Have to go with no one here.
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Mar 20, 2016 02:59
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No one since we can't romance Gorim.
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Mar 20, 2016 03:49
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Zevran, this isn't a Bioware thread until someone fucks an elf.
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Mar 20, 2016 12:45
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I think I would like to see Zevran, but I have to agree, Bianca seems like she'd be going after no one at this point.
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Mar 20, 2016 18:14
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I can't play this game without romancing Alistair. Also:effervescible posted:Alistair because the dialogue would be hilarious with your additions.
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Mar 20, 2016 19:54
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Not Alistair because I have a much better fate in mind for him  whoever else or nobody or whatever is fine, though. Zevran for comedy, perhaps.
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Mar 20, 2016 20:51
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The correct option is nobody, have you met these people
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Mar 21, 2016 07:46
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None, because Bioware's romance stuff reads like tepid hentai game-level dreck.
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Mar 21, 2016 12:32
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Psion posted:Not Alistair because I have a much better fate in mind for him I think I know what this is from what my friend told me about the game.  My vote is for no one or at the very least not Alistair.
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Mar 21, 2016 14:05
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Zevran, because who can say no to a massage after a hard day of murder.
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Mar 25, 2016 14:42
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Right now, Zevran and No-one have the same number of votes. Tie-break time! Next post decides!
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Mar 27, 2016 20:19
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Zevran. Someone made a good point when they said it's not a Dragon Age game without elf-loving.
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Mar 27, 2016 20:29
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Elf-loving it is then. Hooray! Votes closed, and thank you everyone for participating. New update later this week.
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