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Booblord Zagats posted:Why the gently caress are you guys dealing with cops so often you need poo poo to hedge the bet? eh, dealing with cops once every couple of years is worth hedging your bets if you ask me, though I don't drive nearly as fast as I used to anymore. That said living in Boston it's super nice to have an extra hedge when it comes to parking tickets for those times when you mis-judge how many coins to feed the meter. One time they put up "no parking sidewalk repair" sign after I had already parked the car and I didn't drive for a couple days so I never noticed. Some construction dude was pounding on my door at like 7am trying to find out if I knew who owned the car because they really didn't want the cops to tow it, that alone was worth the scarlet letter if you ask me. I should probably mention I have purple heart plates though, so they are both forever free and extra good at getting away with poo poo, YMMV.
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND BURN OUT MY GEO METRO FROM DAD's GARAGE. ITS 8 MILE IN THE CD PLAYER AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START RACING FAGGOTS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, EMINEM. I BLOW EVERY STOP SIGN AND I SPIT ON EVERY TOLL BOOTH ATTENDANT. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS AND SAYING "WASNT MY SERVICE ENOUGH" WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME PUSSYASS PLYWOOD GATE OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ARE PART OF THE 0.1% THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS WARRIORS. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COMMUNITY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COMMUNITY COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE SPEED TRAPS AND IVE STILL GOTTEN PULLED OVER FOUR TIMES ALREADY IN TYOOL 2016 BUT I SHOUT EACH TIME "OFFICER OF THE LAW? I RESPECT THE RANK BUT WHERE WERE YOU DURING THE WAR SIR". 2 HOURS IN THE BACKSEAT OF THE SQUADCAR AND THEY LET ME GO. I POLISH THOSE VETERAN PLATES EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT
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Zeris posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND BURN OUT MY GEO METRO FROM DAD's GARAGE. ITS 8 MILE IN THE CD PLAYER AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START RACING FAGGOTS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, EMINEM. I BLOW EVERY STOP SIGN AND I SPIT ON EVERY TOLL BOOTH ATTENDANT. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS AND SAYING "WASNT MY SERVICE ENOUGH" WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME PUSSYASS PLYWOOD GATE OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ARE PART OF THE 0.1% THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS WARRIORS. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COMMUNITY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COMMUNITY COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE SPEED TRAPS AND IVE STILL GOTTEN PULLED OVER FOUR TIMES ALREADY IN TYOOL 2016 BUT I SHOUT EACH TIME "OFFICER OF THE LAW? I RESPECT THE RANK BUT WHERE WERE YOU DURING THE WAR SIR". 2 HOURS IN THE BACKSEAT OF THE SQUADCAR AND THEY LET ME GO. I POLISH THOSE VETERAN PLATES EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT You are a warrior poet and I will fight any man who argues otherwise
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App13 posted:I smoke a lot of weed and have a Hebrew complex Fixed for me.
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Zeris is cool because he gave me some good info about service dogges. I haven't gotten a dogge yet but definitely using that info when I'm ready. Thanks again dude.
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Mike-o posted:Zeris is cool because he gave me some good info about service dogges. I haven't gotten a dogge yet but definitely using that info when I'm ready. Thanks again dude. I don't even remember this but word dude. Just care for that dogge as much or more than it will care for you and all will work out. If anyone wants real talk on service dog options, holler pm or here. I worked at a nonprofit that did this stuff so I know my poo poo. Service dog malingerers are the scum of the earth and the world deserves positive examples of their utility and benefit.
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Zeris posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND BURN OUT MY GEO METRO FROM DAD's GARAGE. ITS 8 MILE IN THE CD PLAYER AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START RACING FAGGOTS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, EMINEM. I BLOW EVERY STOP SIGN AND I SPIT ON EVERY TOLL BOOTH ATTENDANT. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS AND SAYING "WASNT MY SERVICE ENOUGH" WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME PUSSYASS PLYWOOD GATE OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ARE PART OF THE 0.1% THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS WARRIORS. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COMMUNITY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COMMUNITY COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE SPEED TRAPS AND IVE STILL GOTTEN PULLED OVER FOUR TIMES ALREADY IN TYOOL 2016 BUT I SHOUT EACH TIME "OFFICER OF THE LAW? I RESPECT THE RANK BUT WHERE WERE YOU DURING THE WAR SIR". 2 HOURS IN THE BACKSEAT OF THE SQUADCAR AND THEY LET ME GO. I POLISH THOSE VETERAN PLATES EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT I hope you win a Pulitzer some day.
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My coworker ended up getting a PTSD dog, and he needed it took great care of it, and jumped through mega loving hoops to let the dog come to work and pt and all that. And then like a week after command blessed off on it, they nixed it. I'll never forget that. It was a total bitch move on their part, because someone down the hall was upset that they couldn't bring their goddamn pet to work too.
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Soulex posted:My coworker ended up getting a PTSD dog, and he needed it took great care of it, and jumped through mega loving hoops to let the dog come to work and pt and all that. And then like a week after command blessed off on it, they nixed it. I'll never forget that. It was a total bitch move on their part, because someone down the hall was upset that they couldn't bring their goddamn pet to work too. This is the point where human poo poo starts getting smeared on that person's door.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:This is the point where human poo poo starts getting smeared on that person.
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psydude posted:It's just kind of disingenuous for me to roll around with a BSM plate when I got it purely by virtue of my rank and nothing else. So get a different plate? It's not like they don't make campaign plates, served honorable plates, Natty Guard, any variety of other medal plates for medals you maybe felt like you earned? I think some states even have plates for basic poo poo like GWOT vet.
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Soulex posted:
So really loud and easily shot down
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The ol' tried and true "Well, against all medical advice and doctrine, we've decided to gently caress you over because my boss casually mentioned it during a brief and I am scared he wont like me so eat poo poo soldier" tactic
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psydude posted:It's just kind of disingenuous for me to roll around with a BSM plate when I got it purely by virtue of my rank and nothing else. I will second this; meritorious BSM plate are a huge loving joke. It's harder to actually get into the military than it is to get a meritorious BSM when you deploy at a certain rank. Even worse, clueless civilians will gasp and awe at a meritorious BSM and no matter how hard you to try to explain why it's a worthless award, they will think you're a war hero.
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I'd get a Good Conduct medal license plate if I could.
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Mar 19, 2016 21:37
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Pistol sharpshooter plate pls
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Eh, anyone who's been in knows if an award hasnt got a V it isnt worth dick. Well, you know, barring medal of honor and poo poo.
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holocaust bloopers posted:I'd get a Good Conduct medal license plate if I could. natty d plate
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not caring here posted:Eh, anyone who's been in knows if an award hasnt got a V it isnt worth dick. Even the V don't count for poo poo past a certain rank.
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anything below silver star is garbage edit: might have to rethink silver star after reading how it applies to pilots: quote:The Department of Defense does not keep extensive records of awards of the Silver Star. Independent groups estimate that between 100,000 and 150,000 Silver Stars have been awarded since the decoration was established.[9] Colonel David Hackworth is likely to be the person who has been awarded the most Silver Stars. He was awarded ten Silver Stars for service in the Korean War and the Vietnam War.[10]
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and of course Teddy Roosevelt Jr. got a Medal of Honor because he was a 2 star and showed up on the normandy landings gently caress all medals, gently caress all general officers
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watched a 2LT get an AAM and try and failing to quote napoleon once. that was pretty rich.
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go read the moh commendations from poo poo like the spanish american war. they gave out 52 of the drat things during a cable cutting operation
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For a good chunk of our history the only medal the United States had to award was the Medal Of Honor. So people got MoH's for poo poo like Lincolns funeral detail.
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go3 posted:So really loud and easily shot down Nice
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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:For a good chunk of our history the only medal the United States had to award was the Medal Of Honor. So people got MoH's for poo poo like Lincolns funeral detail. doesnt make it any less hilarious that on may 11 1898 18 dudes got the following citation quote:Facing the heavy fire of the enemy, YOURNAMEHERE set an example of extraordinary bravery and coolness throughout this action.
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Cross post and meant to post this here : I think I just found the best MoH winner right here. some stupid loving website posted posted:
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That's a man who shouldn't have had to pay for another beer in his entire lifetime.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:That's a man who shouldn't have had to pay for another beer in his entire lifetime. I'm pretty sure that the back of a MoH says pretty much that. "Good for unlimited alcohol, redeemable anywhere"
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holocaust bloopers posted:I'd get a Good Conduct medal license plate if I could. I'd be okay with this.
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holocaust bloopers posted:I'd get a Army Achievement medal license plate if I could.
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You can get an "honorably discharged" plate in Tennessee. It's pretty much peak minimum effort or care while still attempting to draw sympathy during ticket writing time. Of course, this is a state that still offers "sons of confederate veterans" plates, so take that as you will. https://www.tn.gov/veteran/article/veteran-specialty-plates
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here in colorado you can get weird poo poo like 10th mtn plates and theres no requirement that you were in it or even served in the military at all 
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so either everyone here is A)A bad driver and needs all the help they can get B)Are in love with being a veteran and poo poo lol
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Stacking the deck. I drive fine. No tickets for years. I have a tendency to roll stop signs because gently caress shifting down to first if no one is coming. Probably been five years since the last time I got a ticket, but I've been pulled over probably half a dozen times for it over the years. And who the gently caress knows how many random stems, seeds, and little chunks of resin are floating around in my car. Probably a hitter or two. Not that I don't clean it occasionally, but I'm lazy and definitely miss poo poo. So yeah, stacking the deck.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:so either everyone here is as you are, i once was as i am now, you will be
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Its not about being a lovely driver. It's taking all the handouts I have afforded to me.
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90% of the time I'm riding dirty in a state with pretty intense laws against marijuana. I'll take all the help I can get
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took my first spring break dump today
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The next portion of my capstone isn't due for a month. I have no other assignments. 
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