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du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Khazar-khum posted:

Is the red cut marks?

Yeah it looks like professional scarification.

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That Damn Satyr
Nov 4, 2008

A connoisseur of fine junk

Khazar-khum posted:

Is the red cut marks?

It looks to me like it's just shaded/highlighted pretty realistically. I thought it was actual cuts at first too but zooming in, it's definitely tattoos on.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Khazar-khum posted:

Is the red cut marks?

Looks like it's white ink running parallel to the red as to give that appearance.

Octavion
Apr 5, 2009

PCOS Bill posted:



You live like five minutes from me, you can come see it in person if you want.

Beautiful juxtaposing of a copy of American Psycho with a stupid gun there is no need for a civilian to own.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Please shut up about the gun before another topic gets derailed by it.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Yes, my post in the PYF Tasteless Tattoos thread will definitely settle the gun debate once and for all.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


To be fair there are some pretty good books in that pile. I'd borrow from that shelf in an instant.

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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Internet Wizard posted:

Yes, my post in the PYF Tasteless Tattoos thread will definitely settle the gun debate once and for all.

I think pro and anti gun people can come together to make fun of spending 800 bucks on that abomination.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

rodbeard posted:

I think pro and anti gun people can come together to make fun of spending 800 bucks on that abomination.

Yeah, AR pistols are loving dumb. I've been quietly assuming he has a sensible stock to put over the buffer tube, and just configured it like that for the picture.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


It's a tactical buttplug. He just really likes to shoot his poo poo.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
Let's just agree that it's compensating for a tiny penis and move back to the tattoos in the bad tattoos thread:




(yeah I know this one looks/is probably fake)

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Let's just agree that it's compensating for a tiny penis and move back to the tattoos in the bad tattoos thread:




Alexei Sayle in a bad wig.

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012
Is this a trend now because I hate it so much.





Also these are tattoos and not a gun debate:







someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


detectivemonkey posted:

Is this a trend now because I hate it so much.





not only is it obnoxious as all hell, it's in Bleeding Cowboys font :negative:

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Someone Awful! posted:

not only is it obnoxious as all hell, it's in Bleeding Cowboys font :negative:

It's in like three or four different fonts.

Sinestro
Oct 31, 2010

The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.

Why is this baby made out of Monkey Bread?

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010

Do you reckon they know there is a cock and balls shaded into their babies face?

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





You paid ~$600 to have another man's name tattooed on your phallus extension.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

You paid ~$600 to have another man's name tattooed on your phallus extension.

Technically I paid about ~$70 for the receiver with shipping and an FFL transfer, the rest was just parts to build on it. It'd be a pain in the rear end, but I could easily disassemble it and sell the receiver on its own and replace it with any other lower receiver on the planet. Or, even more easily, since it isn't a physically engraved mark, just remove it with a little elbow grease and a chemical cocktail.

I'm considering the $200 tax stamp to make it a short barreled rifle and putting a stock on it at some point, however.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
Who cares?

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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Well, I guess I do. Probably Six-of-Hearts who brought it up again.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BG4wWz9d-I

I bet he spends a lot of time correcting people who call it a 'clip' instead of a 'mag'.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
again I don't know if she got this as an anti trump cum catcher, or weird encouragement
despite content this looks so much better than everyones deformed baby

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
The Trump Stamp looks way better than those giveaway tats, hopefully it's in jest.

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

Powered Descent posted:

I bet he spends a lot of time correcting people who call it a 'clip' instead of a 'mag'.

I thought it was a harmonica.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
I saw the Samsung logo on the video still and thought it was a crappy phone.

Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, Bat tats.

Bayne


Killer Grinch


Skare Krowe


Sundownsyndrome Veektar Frys




This man somehow has a girlfriend.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Wwe Bane is hilarious holy poo poo!

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
THEY ARE ALL ON THE SAME PERSON!?!???? Oh drat.

Pesterchum
Nov 8, 2009

clown car to hell choo choo

Nailed it.

e_angst
Sep 20, 2001

by exmarx

detectivemonkey posted:

Is this a trend now because I hate it so much.





Now I'm just imagining some even-sadder version of this done with the Boondocks Saints "prayer".

Chakan
Mar 30, 2011
Don't google boondock saints tattoos, then.

Phoneposting or I'd do it for you.

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

Chakan posted:

Don't google boondock saints tattoos, then.

Phoneposting or I'd do it for you.

I had a roommate that had Veritas on one bicep and Aequitas on the other bicep. He had no idea what they meant.

When people asked he told them it meant "douche" and "bag" so he at least had some self awareness.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Is that bike built for this lady?

e_angst
Sep 20, 2001

by exmarx

Chakan posted:

Don't google boondock saints tattoos, then.

Phoneposting or I'd do it for you.

Interesting. Nothing in the actual gun-shape (though the Pulp Fiction one did turn up on the first page of the GIS results), but there are some very terrible specimens...



I legitimately wonder just how many people those words tattooed on them think they're actually from the Bible or some Catholic prayer book, instead of an original from the mind of Troy loving Duffy.

Hell, it's not like there's some deeper meaning that can be found by examining it, like how the verse in Pulp Fiction resulted in a whole scene talking about what it really meant and the power of mercy. The Boondock Saints thing is literally just "we have the power of god and are going to/get to kill people" in a bad rhyme.

On The Canon, film critic Amy Nicholson talks about how she was a screener for Sundance in the late-90s, early-00s. She watched hundreds of submissions and the process basically broke her. I believe her exact quote was "You would be amazed how many people thought that Pulp Fiction needed a sequel, and that they and their friends were exactly the people who should make it." Of course, most of those films never saw the light of day, not even getting into festivals. How this one managed to gain its weird cult following is beyond me.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist


Old is bad. New is bad.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Met posted:



Old is bad. New is bad.

Old is bad, new is god damned hilarious and I love it even if it's still not aesthetically pleasing.

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Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Met posted:



Old is bad. New is bad.

Is Ryu from Streetfighter his English teacher.

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