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Root Bear posted:.....my chest hurts. YOUUUUUUUUU HAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MYYYYYYYY PIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSS ... HELLO? i'm cold and there are wolves after me. 
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TMMadman posted:That's all well and good for you, but I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day... now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky. I've got to get out of this rut and back into the groove. rear end groove JohnnyCanuck posted:YOUUUUUUUUU HAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MYYYYYYYY PIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSS Not so fast. I wanna court this fair young maiden. 
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Do over Ham posted:Not so fast. I wanna court this fair young maiden. I took Lily to the local cinematorium where our passions were inflamed by Clark Gable's reckless use of the word drat. We sneaked into the local Peabody Museum. There, under the smiling eyes of four stuffed Eskimos, we expressed our love physically, as was the style at the time.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:I took Lily to the local cinematorium where our passions were inflamed by Clark Gable's reckless use of the word drat. We sneaked into the local Peabody Museum. There, under the smiling eyes of four stuffed Eskimos, we expressed our love physically, as was the style at the time. I hope the kids didn't hear us.   
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Boardroom Jimmy and TMMadman were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and it looked at me 
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Root Bear posted:Boardroom Jimmy and TMMadman were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and it looked at me You baby is dead! 
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Mar 19, 2016 20:18
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Mister Kingdom posted:You baby is dead! Pretty big caboose for a baby.
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Mar 20, 2016 00:05
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Mister Kingdom posted:You baby is dead! We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
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Mister Kingdom posted:You baby is dead! You know, you say that so much it's lost all meaning.
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Hail to thee, Something Awful, By the shores of TV-I-V. Though your servers are buggy, We know they'll never crash. From gleaming Something Offal To your hallowed Argument Stadium To your spic 'n' spam Goon Doctor Where all our wounds are mocked. Hail to thee, Something Awful, ...Below New GBS.... We will always love Something Aw-ful... A registered trademark of the Lowtax Korporation. All rights re-serrrrved!
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Hail to thee, Something Awful, 504 DATABASE ERROR
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IMJack posted:We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son. I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw you a diagram? 
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With cool, dry wit like that, I could be an action hero.
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-"Dad, do you know what today is?" -"The Vernal Equinox?!"
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Jorghnassen posted:-"Dad, do you know what today is?" Special day? Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that's crazy talk. He's getting impatient. Take a stab at it. Happy...
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The Lobotomy Kid posted:With cool, dry wit like that, I could be an action hero. DIE BAD ROBOTS DIE. Wow, with a cool dry wit like that, I could be an ac-
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Jerusalem posted:DIE BAD ROBOTS DIE. The Bad Robots, The.
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Class3KillStorm posted:The Bad Robots, The. Nobody who could program robots to scream when we take their faces off could be a bad person!
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I'm Jerusalem! Take that, Class3KillStorm! Now I'm Class3KillStorm! Take that, Jerusalem! ....Now I'm Class3salem! Take that Je
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Hail to thee, Something Awful, He steps on the clutch and the forums go flush! Hail to the moderator, moderator man!
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Mar 20, 2016 22:10
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The Nastier Nate posted:He steps on the clutch and the forums go flush! Go Banana!
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Mar 20, 2016 23:13
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The Nastier Nate posted:He steps on the clutch and the forums go flush! I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas, brake, honk. Gas, brake, honk. Honk, honk, punch. Gas, gas gas!
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Mar 21, 2016 02:27
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Jorghnassen posted:-"Dad, do you know what today is?" No! It's been two weeks since you got that tape. Let's get you on the scale! You've gained thirteen pounds.  Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery! A pox on them! 
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Mar 21, 2016 02:52
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Do over Ham posted:No! It's been two weeks since you got that tape. Let's get you on the scale! You're also fat. 
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TMMadman posted:I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas, brake, honk. Gas, brake, honk. Honk, honk, punch. Gas, gas gas! Fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste.
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Root Bear posted:You're also fat. Let me get this straight. You’re pleased with your current appearance? Oh hoh hoh hoh hoh. Ahh why my good man, you’re the fattest thing I’ve ever seen, and I’ve been on safari.
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Root Bear posted:You're also fat. All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body...
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste. This book must be out of date. I don't see Prussia, Siam or auto-gyro!
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body... Loneliness and Cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:This book must be out of date. I don't see Prussia, Siam or auto-gyro! Rasputin is spinning the professor like an auto-gyro. That's got to be disorienting
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York_M_Chan posted:Loneliness and Cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. What kind of stew do you have today?
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CatchrNdRy posted:What kind of stew do you have today? Cloves, Tom Collins' Mix, Frozen Pie Crust... 
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Mar 22, 2016 07:55
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Root Bear posted:You're also fat. You didn't have to tell it like it is, Root Bear! 
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Root Bear posted:Cloves, Tom Collins' Mix, Frozen Pie Crust... I'm choking it down. Isn't that thanks enough!
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:I'm choking it down. Isn't that thanks enough! "Dough-nuts?"  I told you I don't like ethnic food!
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DrBouvenstein posted:"Dough-nuts?" This is so depressing, my only hope is this homemade prozac.... hmm, needs more ice cream.
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DrBouvenstein posted:"Dough-nuts?" Well I acquired it legally. You can be sure of that.
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Do over Ham posted:You didn't have to tell it like it is, Root Bear! I don't have to listen to these wild allegations! 
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Root Bear posted:I don't have to listen to these wild allegations! I'd also like to express my fondness for that particular beer
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:I'm choking it down. Isn't that thanks enough! Not that I’d ever want his odor of gin and sour defeat all over me.
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