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I think whatever discussion that was had on that article about Trump's butler glossed over the part where he took a two-year sabbatical to be the mayor of a town in West Virginia Literally every single human being in Donald Trump's inner circle is a character from a rejected pilot. tinstaach fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Mar 20, 2016 |
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Jewel Repetition posted:I still think Trump's best possible VP pick would be Oprah. Oprah would be the perfect pick but, why not go for Rand Paul? At least he would insure the elimination of the neocons and the death of the GOP.
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Jewel Repetition posted:I still think Trump's best possible VP pick would be Oprah. But would Oprah be on board? Dog the Bounty Hunter? That mofo would be Trumps VP.
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tinstaach posted:I think whatever discussion that was had on that article about Trump's butler glossed over the part where he took two-year sabbatical to be the mayor of a town in West Virginia It's a god drat crime that this guy's spinoff wasn't picked up then. 
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Jewel Repetition posted:I still think Trump's best possible VP pick would be Oprah. Oprah would cover up basically all of Trump's weaknesses. There's no way he could ever manage it though.
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I'd start by looking at other celebrities who made appearances at Wrestlemania. So Pete Rose looks like a good bet? Floyd Mayweather? Ronda Rousey?
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:I'd start by looking at other celebrities who made appearances at Wrestlemania. So Pete Rose looks like a good bet? Floyd Mayweather? Ronda Rousey? Bob Uecker.
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Mar 20, 2016 21:28
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Nichael posted:It's a god drat crime that this guy's spinoff wasn't picked up then. 
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Mar 20, 2016 21:37
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"hello! youve got a 'campaign stop' in Arizona today! lots of protestors, so make sure theyre dealt with firmly. and again, be discreet." *click*
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Mar 20, 2016 21:38
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paranoid randroid posted:"hello! youve got a 'campaign stop' in Arizona today! lots of protestors, so make sure theyre dealt with firmly. and again, be discreet." *click* I did think picking M|O|O|N as his campaign theme was a bit weird. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNE2oCZH_4k
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paranoid randroid posted:"hello! youve got a 'campaign stop' in Arizona today! lots of protestors, so make sure theyre dealt with firmly. and again, be discreet." *click* I forgot to make an effort post a while ago talking about HM2 and this campaign.
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Jewel Repetition posted:I still think Trump's best possible VP pick would be Oprah. Regardless of who is the eventual VP, no one can ever beat Diamond Joe.  
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Nichael posted:It's a god drat crime that this guy's spinoff wasn't picked up then. Best I could find ...
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Nichael posted:It's a god drat crime that this guy's spinoff wasn't picked up then. He's found good work already. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBQwm_Szr8Q
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Trump the Don and Triumph the Dog is the strongest President/VP combination.
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in that mike murphy article http://www.weeklystandard.com/debriefing-mike-murphy/article/2001632 it mentions he books passage on container ships across the atlantic. i kinda thought about that once, i think it'd get boring though. i think a coworker who's done it a few times showed up and said the ships are constantly vibrating, too. i dunno about doing that, really. but it came up in the article which was sorta random quote:He's a man of varied and many enthusiasms: from gyroplanes to photography to blues piano to taking two-week voyages on no-frills transpacific container ships where he rises with the sun and bangs out scripts on deck, then puts his laptop down and watches ice volcanoes go by.
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Montasque posted:I'm here to deprogram you formula reared retards: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYmn3Gwn3oI
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Mar 20, 2016 21:51
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Ru Paul.
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richard simmons, after he saves him from being held captive by his housekeeper http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/donald-trump-rescue-richard-simmons-article-1.2565733
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Mar 20, 2016 21:58
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trump likes his steaks well done
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oystertoadfish posted:richard simmons, after he saves him from being held captive by his housekeeper I hate those illegal immigrants who sneak into our country, take our jobs, and use our gay icons in their black magic rituals!
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Mar 20, 2016 22:03
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God, Vice President seems like such a loving fun office.
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theHUNGERian posted:... there must have been a second spitter. behind the bushes on the gravelly road? 
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Mar 20, 2016 22:15
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theHUNGERian posted:... there must have been a second spitter. dramatic new cameraphone footage has emerged 
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:trump likes his steaks well done Wow and I thought I was against the death penalty.
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Raskolnikov38 posted:behind the bushes on the gravelly road? There's a joke about Michelle Bachmann in here somewhere, but I just can't make it work.
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Best possible use of this.
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My Imaginary GF posted:God, Vice President seems like such a loving fun office. Its like being the backup quarterback for America. 90% of the time it's the best job imaginable.
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Mar 20, 2016 22:26
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jesus you might as well go eat an old tire you loving orange retard. what the gently caress is wrong with you. gently caress!!!
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if I were Vice President I'd just travel the gently caress around America visiting small towns and local institutions eating all the loving pie I can find attending services at all the loving religious institutions worth attending I pass (no nation of islam) Driving a sweet-rear end camaro or corvette
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Mar 20, 2016 22:30
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OJ Simpson for VP. Trump/Simpson '16. Time to start the murdering.
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Mar 20, 2016 22:33
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mike12345 posted:OJ Simpson for VP. "If the vote is split, You must interdict."
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shiksa posted:Its like being the backup quarterback for America. 90% of the time it's the best job imaginable. Biden is all about his trickle down banging.
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Mar 20, 2016 22:39
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palin for vp because nothing makes sense so i'm going with the least sensible option
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Box Hill Strangler posted:Ru Paul. better than Rand~
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Abel Wingnut posted:palin for vp because nothing makes sense so i'm going with the least sensible option Trump/Jones 2016
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Box Hill Strangler posted:Ru Paul. The only way to get that sweet gay/liberal vote: get a veep who promises to shank you as soon as you take office so she can turn America back into a monarchy 
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It is a lazy Sunday afternoon in the Trump camp. In his pavilion, The Donald notices a scroll message on his desk. He snatches it up, unrolls it, and reads: @megynkelly Half of U.S. women have 'very unfavorable' view of Trump: poll http://reut.rs/1ppK7U9 via @Reuters# Trump scowls and throws it in the fire. "Carson! Carson, get in here." Maester Ben yawns as he slips into the tent. "What's up, Donald?" "Send this reply." He grabs parchment and his quill. So the highly overrated anchor, @megynkelly, is allowed to constantly say bad things about me on her show, but I can't fight back? Wrong! He stamps it with his seal and hands it to Ben. "Jeb is a mess." "Jeb is a waste, " Ben replies.
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My Imaginary GF posted:
You're a great American with proper taste in automobiles.
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Bernice Anders posted:Republicans win Utah by 20-30 points in normal years. But those 16 percent who say they won't vote are mostly liars. The thing is, say that 16% break 100% republican.. that's still only a 14% win, or a 6-16% swing against Trump which is Yooge. If even partly reflected in down ticket races that would flip one of the congressional seats.
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