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Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*
http://www.roots.com/us/en/men/bottoms/sweatpants/ this is what I wear everyday since I've come to terms with my obesity, HTH

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Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Perhaps you don't understand how the body distributes fat. Unless your thighs resemble this:


You have a layer of fat covering them, like this:


That fat and muscle is what is causing your pants to not fit. HTH.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=thighs+too+big+for+jeans+after+lifting

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
no you're probably just fat

Dum Cumpster posted:

http://www.roots.com/us/en/men/bottoms/sweatpants/ this is what I wear everyday since I've come to terms with my obesity, HTH

*daps* I'm wearing a pair of those exact Roots ash-grey sweats right now. It's my day off.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
Yeah, like wearing sweatpants is going to hide the fact that you're fat. Personally I prefer to go with something like this: http://www.shakatime.com/category/muumuu.html

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Just post a picture of your thighs already, I'm almost there just need a little more.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

My Q-Face posted:

Yeah, like wearing sweatpants is going to hide the fact that you're fat. Personally I prefer to go with something like this: http://www.shakatime.com/category/muumuu.html

Not hiding anything I just need to reduce chafing

Med School
Feb 27, 2012

Where did you learn how to do that?
Was reading the "gain 30 lbs in 2 months" section of 4 hour body by Tim Ferriss. Seems kind of impossible/horribly impractical for someone who has a job. Any thoughts

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Med School posted:

Was reading the "gain 30 lbs in 2 months" section of 4 hour body by Tim Ferriss. Seems kind of impossible/horribly impractical for someone who has a job. Any thoughts

Have what she's having:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
just eat blocks of cheese at your desk

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
And butter. Make butter sculptures of Arnold and then shove them in your mouth.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


yeh sure mi fat w/e.

i agree sweats own

The Revenant
Feb 2, 2016

by Lowtax
I'm going to buy $80 sweatpants online because I'm mentally Ill.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*
Buy them in Canada so you get 1/3 off

Med School posted:

Was reading the "gain 30 lbs in 2 months" section of 4 hour body by Tim Ferriss. Seems kind of impossible/horribly impractical for someone who has a job. Any thoughts

He's full of poo poo

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


The Revenant posted:

I'm going to buy $80 sweatpants online because I'm mentally Ill.

i buy my sweatpants for 15 $ at marshalls :smuggo:

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

notZaar posted:

Just post a picture of your thighs already, I'm almost there just need a little more.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

asl bby

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
I wear Sweatpants all day long.

My fat thighs.





I should just give up and go back to eating fast food. :(

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Perhaps you don't understand how the body distributes fat. Unless your thighs resemble this:


Pfft! Chicken legs!

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


lmao if ur thighs dont look like this

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

My Q-Face posted:

I wear Sweatpants all day long.

My fat thighs.





I should just give up and go back to eating fast food. :(

No wonder you can't find pants that'll fit those veritable tree trunks.....jk, not bad.

Also, when you're posing from the side, press the front leg against the rear leg to bring out your hamstrings. Check out how bbers do the side chest to see what I mean

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

My Q-Face posted:

I wear Sweatpants all day long.

My fat thighs.





I should just give up and go back to eating fast food. :(

Pretty good, but that's still fat stopping your pants from fitting, not RAW MUSCLE FLESH.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


if ur not ripped 4% bodyfat with veins poppin out like an angry worm crawlin down ur legs ur not a real man

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Profondo Rosso posted:

if ur not ripped 4% bodyfat with veins poppin out like an angry worm crawlin down ur legs ur not a real man

Butt veins too!

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


68 USD for sweatpants

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

No wonder you can't find pants that'll fit those veritable tree trunks.....jk, not bad.

Also, when you're posing from the side, press the front leg against the rear leg to bring out your hamstrings. Check out how bbers do the side chest to see what I mean

Givin it a try, I'm still at like 17-18% BF.

Nobody wants to see that poo poo.

Can I be a swole-bro yet?


notZaar posted:

Pretty good, but that's still fat stopping your pants from fitting, not RAW MUSCLE FLESH.

You're right, but thigh muscle going up while thigh fat doesn't go down sucks!

My Q-Face fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Mar 21, 2016

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

My Q-Face posted:

Givin it a try, I'm still at like 17-18% BF.

I'm at like 13ish% bf right now. I need abs by Friday. Goons, help me starve myself and keep my swole.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

My Q-Face posted:

Givin it a try, I'm still at like 17-18% BF.

Nobody wants to see that poo poo.

Can I be a swole-bro yet?


You're right, but thigh muscle going up while thigh fat doesn't go down sucks!

No those are good legs. Keep up the good work

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

job interview stress is making me hungry as gently caress all the time. I have to be ridiculously strict with my meals otherwise I just eat everything.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Rodenthar Drothman posted:

I'm at like 13ish% bf right now. I need abs by Friday. Goons, help me starve myself and keep my swole.

https://thinksteroids.com/steroid-profiles/dnp/

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

No those are good legs. Keep up the good work

Is this the long distance running thread?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

just buy the levis commuters 510s they have some spandex in them which is great

i have decent sized guns plus extra large glutes so i love the stretch fabric for mobility especially when im casually riding my bike

they are very much on the tight side though so if you are extra swole maybe not the best for you but if you want to show off your money makers then get them

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Dum Cumpster posted:

Is this the long distance running thread?
its almost time for me to shave my legs for spring season so i will post them for ridicule soon

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Dum Cumpster posted:

Is this the long distance running thread?

If this was actually the case we'd be evaluating posters on the color and gaudiness of their shoes + technical tees.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

My Q-Face posted:

Yeah, like wearing sweatpants is going to hide the fact that you're fat.

The more basic need is to not freeze and / or get arrested for public indecency.

quote:

Personally I prefer to go with something like this: http://www.shakatime.com/category/muumuu.html

Ah, the Homer Simpson choice, what could possibly go wrong?

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Groke posted:

The more basic need is to not freeze and / or get arrested for public indecency.


Ah, the Homer Simpson choice, what could possibly go wrong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VHlwcxUUnE

It might be a Fridge too Far!

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

God drat I love running at night, I took a dump in your yard

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
I, too, have big thighs.

They're not swole though, just fat.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

UnfurledSails posted:

job interview stress is making me hungry as gently caress all the time. I have to be ridiculously strict with my meals otherwise I just eat everything.

I recommend adopting a devil may care attitude about the future and learning to relax.

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Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I've lost 12 lbs in two weeks all thanks to lifting and loving your mom in a very aerobic fashion. *logs sex to Google fit*

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