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Fidel Castronaut posted:When somebody hands me a burger or hotdog with mustard on it, despite specifying no mustard, it takes the bravery of a thousand Trump's at military boarding school for me to smile and consume that thing. Would you go so far as to say it is your own personal Vietnam?
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paranoid randroid posted:FACT - Donadl Trump puts frenchs yellow mustard on pizza And eats it with a fork so he can separate the mustard-covered cheese from the crust.
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“Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Mayo entering the United States.”
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ted cruz slathers yellow squeeze-bottle mustard all over his greasy poutine, and eats nothing else
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John Kasich delicately sips olive oil from a snifter
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Actually, this reminds me that Trump has somehow avoided coming off as snooty in most ways. He talks about steaks, not foie gras or some other stereotypical rich people food. He has a private jet and a trophy wife and a gauche aesthetic with gold fixtures and everything but none of his poo poo comes off as high-brow "more refined tastes," whereas John Kerry (speaking of condiments) couldn't shake that poo poo in 2004 and its association with his wealthy upbringing.
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paranoid randroid posted:condiments are fine. theyre fine. i put [wacky ingredient] on my [ballpark food]
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Fidel Castronaut posted:Actually, this reminds me that Trump has somehow avoided coming off as snooty in most ways. He talks about steaks, not foie gras or some other stereotypical rich people food. He has a private jet and a trophy wife and a gauche aesthetic with gold fixtures and everything but none of his poo poo comes off as high-brow "more refined tastes," whereas John Kerry (speaking of condiments) couldn't shake that poo poo in 2004 and its association with his wealthy upbringing. Because it's never really how true it is, it's about the messaging, which Trump has command over. Remember Swift boat veterans? Romney and the Caddy elevator? See also: Dukakis.
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TyrantWD posted:I wouldn't go that far. 90% of Republicans were going to rally around him eventually. He already fills in the blanks in his political thought with bog standard Paul Ryan speak. The only defections will be from the foreign policy hawks, the business wing, and strategists looking at the big picture of 2018 and beyond. He was supposed to be embarrassed out of the race by the first debate. It didn't work. Now they're talking to him. This would have been unthinkable only a year ago, but it's getting more obvious all the time.
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Trump: Mustard Kasich: Mayo Rubio: Ketchup Cruz: Literal poo poo Carson: Peanut Butter Jeb!: Avocado
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actually chris christie is the mustard to trump's A1
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My Imaginary GF posted:actually chris christie is the mustard to trump's A1 Oh gently caress I forgot about steak sauces. God I hate steak sauce so loving much.
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Mar 21, 2016 16:52
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Thump! posted:Carson: Peanut Butter racist
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Dalaram posted:Because it's never really how true it is, it's about the messaging, which Trump has command over. It's very easy to sell yourself to the GOP base when you talk like a fifth-grader and don't even try to explain abstract policy positions. Trump was very smart to realize (intentionally or not) that the GOP primary voters don't give a hoot about actual Republican policy, they just want all red meat, all the time, like 8 years of Fox News and Limbaugh under Obama have been giving them.
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Dalaram posted:Because it's never really how true it is, it's about the messaging, which Trump has command over. But they only needed that swift boat smear to last for the general election. Trump has consistently been a person with the tastes of a yokel who makes it rich but he was raised in wealth. But that working-class-guy-who-wins-the-lottery-and-puts-gold-on-everything aesthetic is exactly what's getting him his following.
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Fidel Castronaut posted:Actually, this reminds me that Trump has somehow avoided coming off as snooty in most ways. He talks about steaks, not foie gras or some other stereotypical rich people food. He has a private jet and a trophy wife and a gauche aesthetic with gold fixtures and everything but none of his poo poo comes off as high-brow "more refined tastes," whereas John Kerry (speaking of condiments) couldn't shake that poo poo in 2004 and its association with his wealthy upbringing. Fat chickenhawks made fun of Kerry because he won a Silver Star for valor and multiple Purple Hearts. The truth hasn't mattered to these poo poo stains for their entire lives.
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boom boom boom posted:racist Peanut butter makes it hard to talk 
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mandatory lesbian posted:i put [wacky ingredient] on my [ballpark food] the way we do [horrible trash food] in [local region or city] is just the best
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Fidel Castronaut posted:Actually, this reminds me that Trump has somehow avoided coming off as snooty in most ways. He talks about steaks, not foie gras or some other stereotypical rich people food. He has a private jet and a trophy wife and a gauche aesthetic with gold fixtures and everything but none of his poo poo comes off as high-brow "more refined tastes," whereas John Kerry (speaking of condiments) couldn't shake that poo poo in 2004 and its association with his wealthy upbringing. He talks about his golf courses all the goddamn time, though. (Which is funny, considering how much poo poo Republicans have given Obama for golfing.) Dalaram posted:See also: Dukakis. Anyone else see that CNN special yesterday about the Bush/Dukakis race? I thought it was pretty interesting. Dukakis came across as a fundamentally decent guy who was just plain unprepared for the viciousness of the Republicans.
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DaveWoo posted:He talks about his golf courses all the goddamn time, though. (Which is funny, considering how much poo poo Republicans have given Obama for golfing.) When Trump (or W, I guess) does it, they're just enjoying some well deserved time off. When Obama does it, however, he's just being lazy.
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The Kerry veteran smears were some sick underhanded poo poo but I'm talking about the rich kid stuff. Kerry was painted as a cultural elitist while Trump gets none of that and I think it's because they are genuinely those things. Kerry strikes me as the kind of guy who can name his favorite composers and go into detail about impressionism and expressionism and correct people who confuse the two. Trump strikes me as the sort of person who has Billy Ray Cyrus on stage because that is what his tastes are. I think Trump legitimately has no interest in high-brow stuff, which is surprising because my idea of people raised in wealth is that they get enculturated into "these are the things that people of your station like."DaveWoo posted:He talks about his golf courses all the goddamn time, though. (Which is funny, considering how much poo poo Republicans have given Obama for golfing.) Yeah, the golf stuff is stereotypical rich guy crap but Tiger Woods' (former) popularity dulled some of that perceived elitism I think.
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Fidel Castronaut posted:The Kerry veteran smears were some sick underhanded poo poo but I'm talking about the rich kid stuff. Kerry was painted as a cultural elitist while Drumpf gets none of that and I think it's because they are genuinely those things. Kerry strikes me as the kind of guy who can name his favorite composers and go into detail about impressionism and expressionism and correct people who confuse the two. Drumpf strikes me as the sort of person who has Billy Ray Cyrus on stage because that is what his tastes are. I think Drumpf legitimately has no interest in high-brow stuff, which is surprising because my idea of people raised in wealth is that they get enculturated into "these are the things that people of your station like." Trump spent the better part of 3 decades trying to set the tone for how multi-billionaires live the good, luxurious life. How the gently caress can you be so wrong here?
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Yeah..this isn't creepy quote:“Dale is from Provo. I met him just a few minutes ago. I want to tell you why I have hope. Dale introduced himself to me. And he didn’t tell me this, his father did. Dale has been fasting without anybody knowing it every Tuesday for the last three weeks for the right outcome in this election. This is the priesthood rising! Prepare for a time of miracles. The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob is real and he is fierce and these are his rights. Get out on Tuesday and be a part of it. There’s no one on the sidelines.” – Glenn Beck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbWWvHsEiy0&ebc=ANyPxKq-a9VTtUKQ5kajA3drFGfo5pe6iYC2zPGkYyQWojIsFsFLwswDw2GNpKuYGvaBLLGopkQG
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Pander posted:Trump spent the better part of 3 decades trying to set the tone for how multi-billionaires live the good, luxurious life. Again, it's not high-culture stuff. His fans imagine that they also would like to own hot-tubs and limousines and poo poo but those things aren't markers of "refined tastes" like a Rothko painting hanging in your house is. Trump has an MTV Cribs level of taste, which is (again) to say "the tastes of somebody who didn't have money suddenly having money." How the gently caress can you not understand the difference?
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Yeah..this isn't creepy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlhOUyy4wbs
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Boosted_C5 posted:Like idiot liberal protesters, the Mexicans seem hell bent on helping Trump win: Oh my god are you serious. There's so much fresh ammo coming out lately for Trump, the rapes in Massachusetts, now Mexico literally trying to interfere (but TOTALLY not interfering) with American elections
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Brannock posted:There's so much fresh ammo coming out lately for Trump, the rapes in Massachusetts, now Mexico literally trying to interfere (but TOTALLY not interfering) with American elections Doesn't the citizenship process take WAY longer than the few months between now and the election anyway?
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oh man, theyre holding workshops. quick, everyone poo poo your pants about optics
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Yeah..this isn't creepy Yes, Utah is creepy
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paranoid randroid posted:FACT - Donadl Trump puts frenchs yellow mustard on pizza
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Flobbster posted:Doesn't the citizenship process take WAY longer than the few months between now and the election anyway? Whoa yeah you're right, Trump supporters aren't going to be fooled, they'll notice this nuance and it will backfire on Trump big time!!
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Flobbster posted:Doesn't the citizenship process take WAY longer than the few months between now and the election anyway? If you're already an eligible green card holder, you could theoretically get citizenship before November, but it would be tight to finalize everything before then.
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the trump tutelage posted:You have a crippled mind. please, no joking in the forum for positng hot hitler meltdown optics takes
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Mustard is good but I'm more of a mayo guy myself when it comes to burgin' DUKE'S mayo of course, none of that Yankee trash like Hellmanns or Kraft Mustard definitely belongs on dogs though. NO KETCHUP. If you put ketchup on a 'dog, you're probably the kind of trash person that would like JEB!'s guac "recipe"
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sincx posted:If you're already an eligible green card holder, you could theoretically get citizenship before November, but it would be tight to finalize everything before then. I would have thought that, the ability to affect the outcome of an election aside, people might be in a bit of a hurry to solidify their status as US citizens before the beginning of 2017.
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i like horseradish sauce and just put that on most things which require condiments
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Yeah..this isn't creepy that kids making himself dumber by malnourishing himself..and its cool
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