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Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

bobfather posted:

Are you thick?

i am

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Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Tim "i'm thinking printers" Cook

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:04

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE: Aug 1, 2004; whoa, what just happened here?; College Slice

the ipad mini is the only ipad that should exist

also i'm pretty sure nobody actually bought an ipad pro

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:05

AWWNAW: Dec 30, 2008

broken clock opsec posted:

the ipad mini is the only ipad that should exist

also i'm pretty sure nobody actually bought an ipad pro

i saw a guy at work with one, but it's the only one i've ever seen. it may be less popular than the watch

it's loving yuuuuge may as well be a macbook

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:07

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

forums poster internaut! did

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:07

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

what the gently caress? goddamn double post

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:07

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

infernal machines posted:

forums poster internaut! did

forums poster internaut! did

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:08

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

The Management posted:

it's a keyboard bug but only awful seems to trigger it

that app sure is something awful

*sitcom crowd goes wild, hoots*

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:08

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

THC posted:

ah yes, windows 8. it was the first operating system to allow you to have two programs open at the same time. everyone shamelessly just copying microsoft's innovation there

okay, so they ripped off blit in the same exact way microsoft did in windows 8, is that better?

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:09

THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

http://www.theonion.com/article/weeping-tim-cook-spotted-screaming-for-help-at-ste-32104

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:10

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

http://www.theonion.com/article/weeping-tim-cook-spotted-screaming-for-help-at-ste-32104

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:15

Juul-Whip: Mar 10, 2008

infernal machines posted:

okay, so they ripped off blit in the same exact way microsoft did in windows 8, is that better?

windows 1.0 (1985) had side by side tiling windows. idk what the gently caress "blit" is.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:16

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

broken clock opsec posted:

also i'm pretty sure nobody actually bought an ipad pro

it sold more than all Surface Pros combined since launch in it's first few quarters, iirc.

and they seemed to sell to capacity, as in they sold all they could manufacture and therefore as much as they expected to sell

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:17

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

THC posted:

windows 1.0 (1985) had side by side tiling windows. idk what the gently caress "blit" is.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blit_%28computer_terminal%29

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:19

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

there's now a USB-C to Lightning cable, does that mean it's USB 3.0 basically?

http://www.macrumors.com/2016/03/21/apple-lightning-to-usb-c-cable-adapter-ipad-pro/

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:19

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

http://www.theonion.com/article/weeping-tim-cook-spotted-screaming-for-help-at-ste-32104

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:21

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

it means they realized people might want a way to plug their apple phone into their apple computer that didn't require daisy chaining dongles

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:21

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

now that syncing phones with iTunes is not a thing, i charge via computer a small minority of the time

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:24

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

lmao

quote:

Calling this a new phone is like a putting a wig on a body pillow and naming it Samantha.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:37

Athletic Footjob: Sep 24, 2005; Grimey Drawer

why would i put a wig on my cyberdwarf pillow?

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:39

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

infernal machines posted:

lmao

lol theyre mad

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:39

big shtick energy: May 27, 2004

https://twitter.com/jonyiveparody/status/711975762480513024

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:40

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

if they can make a 4.7" iPhone SE in 1-2 years Android will be pretty hosed. they'll still sell phones at no profit or a loss by giving away free tablets and watches with them, but even without the SE in the market this is killing Android OEMs.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:40

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

I have an iPad pro, it's cool and nice and the extra real estate is good for creating things

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:42

Infinotize: Sep 5, 2003

PleasureKevin posted:

if they can make a 4.7" iPhone SE in 1-2 years Android will be pretty hosed

lol

# ? Mar 21, 2016 20:51

Stux: Nov 17, 2006

idiots when steve brought out a million variations of its most popular hardware, the ipod: this is good. wow steve. love. such genius.

idiots now tim is doing the same for iphone and ipad: wow what an idiot. bring back steve. what is tim doing??

# ? Mar 21, 2016 21:02

Stux: Nov 17, 2006

"i cant believe appl e is following the same business model it has been now for the past 15 years!" - some noob posters who dont know anything

# ? Mar 21, 2016 21:03

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

stux - an idiot

# ? Mar 21, 2016 21:06

Stux: Nov 17, 2006

iphone models: small, medium and large
ipad models: small, medium and large
ipod models: extremely small, very small, regular small, mini, medium, large, large with touchscreen

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Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

keep on meltin' down stux

# ? Mar 21, 2016 21:09

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Stux posted:

iphone models: small, medium and large
ipad models: small, medium and large
ipod models: extremely small, very small, regular small, mini, medium, large, large with touchscreen

maybe they should stop focusing on size and focus on making a good product for once.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 21:09

Stux: Nov 17, 2006

Stymie posted:

keep on meltin' down stux

the only thing melting down is the poor qualityi SoCs used in Fail non-apple hardware friend

# ? Mar 21, 2016 21:15

Stux: Nov 17, 2006

Shaggar posted:

maybe they should stop focusing on size and focus on making a good product for once.

everything laucnehd after tim took over has been perfect. please do not blame tim for the sins of the father (steve)

# ? Mar 21, 2016 21:16

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

the ipod mini was good because it came in a bunch of colors and was trendy

bring back the fun colors from the early 00s. i'm talking a g3-themed ipad with a translucent, recycled plastic shell

# ? Mar 21, 2016 21:21

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

Stux posted:

"i cant believe appl e is following the same business model it has been now for the past 15 years!" - some noob posters who dont know anything

it's been almost 20 years since Steve went back to apple and laid this out

code:

          Consumer  Pro
Laptop    iBook     PowerBook
Desktop   iMac      Mac Pro

and they made the iBook and iMac in ~7 colours lol.

thankfully the only person complaining about "SKU's" is a troll account so i think people are learning

# ? Mar 21, 2016 21:24

THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

I just wish they would make a black phone with actual black anodized metal instead of the dumb space gay

# ? Mar 21, 2016 21:28

creationist believer: Feb 16, 2007; College Slice

Stux posted:

the only thing melting down is the poor qualityi SoCs used in Fail non-apple hardware friend

please have faith in Liam

# ? Mar 21, 2016 21:29

THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

also make the touch id ring into a led light that glows when you have notifications

and make it work like a scroll wheel so I can scroll pages without touching the screen

# ? Mar 21, 2016 21:31

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

PleasureKevin posted:

there's now a USB-C to Lightning cable, does that mean it's USB 3.0 basically?

http://www.macrumors.com/2016/03/21/apple-lightning-to-usb-c-cable-adapter-ipad-pro/

not necessarily. there's usb 2 usb-c.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 21:40

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The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

remember, the angrier nerds are, the more successful an apple product will be

# ? Mar 21, 2016 21:40

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